Game Of Thrones crackpot theories thread.
>bran is going to warg into the whitewalkers, and the battle between ice and fire WILL happen, but it will be stark vs targaryen.
Game Of Thrones crackpot theories thread.
>bran is going to warg into the whitewalkers, and the battle between ice and fire WILL happen, but it will be stark vs targaryen.
>Bran wargs into the Mad King causing his "burn them all" rant
Holy shit, that actually sounds legit.
bran wargs into jamie lanister and fucks cersi then pushes himself off the tower
Are you mental? Bran is the Lord of Light.....
>stark vs targaryen
doubt it, jon is probably a targaryen
seems more likely that bran will warg into the white walkers, use them to bolster jon's forces, fulfilling the prophecy of jon as the prince who was promised with the white army at his back, and take winterfell. from there, winterfell will be left for sansa to rule and jon will join with danny, taking the iron throne and starting a new targaryen dynasty
Or maybe he attempts it and fails, triggering the mad king's psychotic hypervigilance.
Why would anyone start a thread on Sup Forums about game of thrones that isn't about boobs?
Bran will warg into Samwell Tarly, and then... oh my
We're over that now, now the boobs are just an annoying, unnecessary immersion breaker.
there was a screenfull of cock last episode, if you prefer that
No, that's even worse.
>pic related
So... you're all gay?
K.
Ever since it was said that the mountain will not speak until all Cersei's enemies are dead, I have thought there was an outside chance that he'll have the last line of the show when she is victorious.
Actually come to think of it, I definitely wouldn't disapprove of a hardcore porn scene with Margaery.
Dead within next 2 episodes. Calling it.
ooor bran wargs into the a dragons and fucks the white walkers up
Jon is Keyser Soze the whole time
All GoT is only a Bran's dream.
"We were so scared when you've fall from the tower!
Seems like that pile of horse shit saved you! Lucky you for not being injured at all!
Now, come on, come to the table, dinner's ready"
THE END.
arya will faceless man into the hound and kill the mountain in that trial by combat
Jon will try to make peace, but then he will die again because he doesn't learn his lesson.
>when she is victorious
she is blissfully unaware of the royal world of assfuck coming for her. Jon will have pretty much all of the north at his back soon enough, plus the wildlings, tullys, and whitewalkers, and danny will have most of the free cities and dothraki with her, and theyll both converge on kings landing.
there is no winning for cersei
white walkers kill everyone
nah, i call that he lost a bit of his humanity when he came back, we'll see him a bit more ruthless than he was before
Joffrey dies. Jaime is sleeping with his sister and loses his hand. Hodor marries Sansa. Ned comes back.
Keked
bran is actually a time travelling alien
Euron is gonna present Daenerys with the dragonbinder in which she will finally learn to control her dragons. Tyron will be revealed to be of Targaryen descent and Daeny, Tyrion and Jon will be the dragon riders of the 3-headed dragon prophecy.
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*reptilian
Sandor ain't dead pal, still I doubt it that a trial is ever going to happen, next episode the sparrows will be butchered and the civil war will ensue, then Dorne will grab the opportunity for an attack.
The number of secret targareyns is too damn high
>Tyron will be revealed to be of Targaryen descent
how do you figure?
Winner gets all of the chikins in westeros.
Fuck off, Tyrone.
what is this? a thread for faggots?
Dormer gets naked and breaks the fourth wall
I believe you have propesized the future.
>the wall's purpose is to keep the humans in
Better yet, necro orgy with Hodor.
#holdthedoor
I think the whole Tully thing is some kind of sneaky bullshit Little Finger is trying to pull to get the upper hand on Sansa again. I don't trust that shit for a second. She fucked up believing him.
>directed by M. Night Shalmalamadingdong
Just a theory. It's said that Tyrion is the son of the mad kign and Tyqins wife Joanne Lannister. Which is part of the reason Twyin hated him.
They also share a subtle connection. Jon's, Daenery's and Tyrion's mothers all died giving birth to them.
>bran is controlling the whitewalkers from the future all along
Then who was phone?!
Underrated.
Littlefinger is like a Sup Forumstard who actually has the means to fuck shit up.
Bran wargs into the Night King, takes over the undead forces, and joins with Jon, re-takes Winterfell for Sansa to rule and then pulling the whole of the North, the Neck, the Reach into their armies march on King's Landing. Meanwhile Euron has joined with Dany bringing her army across in his ships with a means for controlling the dragons, Jon and Bran join Dany for Jon and Dany to jointly rule with Tyrion as their hand - all three Targaryens ride dragons and start off a new dynasty.
>the dragons breed and become a plague on westeros, worse than the whitewalkers
I hope the end scene of one of the episodes is one of the dragons waking up with ice blue eyes. And if they don't do it I will be mad.
That's Jon's dragon right there.
winter never comes
because of global warming
FUCK, it was the cattle's methane all along.
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
But mom I saw queen fucking her brother
Nah the Black Raven did this, that's why he is so set on not letting Brann do the same.
Also, summer gonn be a white walker Dog, and Brann will be able to track their movements through her.
Arya is also a warg, she is going to warg into Nimeria, lose herself and actually become the wolf and disappear.
LittleFinger was the one who put the assassin onto Brann in Season 1 to start all the shit, gave the dagger he lost to him so he could blame it on Tyrion.
Also, all these so called "great" swordsmen, Jamie Lannister and Loras are actually shit swordsmen, they were just rich and chose shitty opponents to make them look good. It's kind of pointed out in Season 1. Loras also blinded the mountain with his armour in the joust they had on purpose, that's why The Mountain was so pissed off, and attacked that village.
I also half thought that Jon is actually a Barratheon and Rhegar was so obsessed with the prophecy that he wanted to protect Jon from the Mad King killing him and that's why he ran on with Elena. To protect the prophecy and why Jon has jet black hair. In the books Rhegar is somewhat obsessed with this prophecy.
I have a few more batshit crazy theories but cbf typing them.
Jorah the Greyscale comes back as Jorah the Whitescale
Arya's gonna kill a Stark/not kill a Lannister when she has chance. Well, not Arya, but "a girl" is obedient.
bran can still warg into hodor after he transforms, he kills the white king and takes his place as leader. the shit immigrant boat people will betray danny and she will keep their ships.
and there is another secret targaryn around somewhere. im guessing the old blind dude that died at the wall had a kid with a wildling or someone else.
Unless there was a fucking doctor behind a rock, I think he's pretty much dead
plus he has a purple eye in the books
Please let it be Sansa
This, fuck sansa.
I wish
This, so much this.
Bullshit. He'll sit on the iron throne and you know it! Nothing nice ever happens to people who deserve it in GoT!
That doesn't make any sense
Jon came back from the dead.
Bran wargs into ramsay and turns out to be an even bigger psychopath
Dragon dies get brought back as whitewalker dragon? I don't even know if it's possible.
That wasn't nice, that was necessary. Big fucking difference.
They all suck each others cocks then a dragon comes and shits on them all. The end. Game of thrones is for faggots.
but shes pretty
Brans wargs into Cersei
Cersei bangs the Mountain
Has Zed babe
Zed babe becomes the Prince who was promised.
Kills the Night's King and takes over the Wight Walker army.
King's Landing zombies vs the North...with dragons7
>all the characters walk the dinosaur, everybody gets scammed and the fat writer buys a house in jamaica
It WILL happen, and it will be Jon Snow's personal dragon that he mind controls after he develops his warging powers to the point where he can control himself AND the dragon.
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I hope so. Why are you so sure?
Because it's too awesome.
>Ugly Ramsey rapes Sansa after wedding against her will
How horrible, rape culture, disgusting
>Ripped Drogo rapes Danny after wedding against her will
What a stud, ride me Drogo, my sun and stars
I want this to happen just to see everybody freak out
Wow you're a stupid faggot. Anyways show-fag, the catspaw assassin was already revealed in a non-direct way in the source material. It was Joffrey. He mentions it in an offhand way saying how he's no stranger to Valyrian Steel and he needed something to outdo his boring dagger.
And if you say "but Mance..." you're a stupid hipster faggot who wants to sound intelligent. It's a shitty theory, just accept that. Blame your shitty showrunners for not keeping a semblance of a narrative going and feeding you a half baked story.
No one like Drogo in the first episode fucking idiot. Your cognitive dissonance is astounding.
This and also he's bran the builder and possibly the sun god and the three eyed raven the voice that varis heard etc etc
It's all bran
>it takes a few episodes for women to be attracted to alpha males
hahahahah
Ok you fucking normies , gather around and let me tell you what really happens in Game of Thrones cause you are gonna hear it from me first a few years before you see it on screen.
The man behind the white walkers is the one and only Three-eyed Raven.
SHOCKED?
Well i was too when i made this discovery
I wont get into too many details of how am i certain cause that theory belongs to me and i don't want you cunts stealing it and claiming it as your own but i will give you one hint
cont.
Even if you dont believe in me you cannot deny the endless wisdom pouring out from old Nan mouth
Yes they did.
Idiot, the most recent episode already showed exactly that.
I think Jon Snow is the one true king and will play a major part in the upcoming war as Warden of the North. Eddard Stark (Ice) is his father, and it is going to be revealed that his mother is a Targaryen (Fire). Book is called a song of ice and fire. Might also hint at Daenarys soon going overseas, where she will fight Jon as Warden of the North.
Just some theorycrafting. Also, Hodor was never burned and will become a zombie
The autism in this thread is so cute. Do you think GRRM would actually write this outlandish fan fiction bullshit you're so expertly "theorizing"? If this series ends with all the Starks besides Bran becoming super wargs who can break all the rules than this will officially go down as a shit series. The only wargs should be Bran and Rickon since Jon, Arya are already special little snowflakes.
When Daenerys crosses the narrow sea, the pissed off Tyrells will immediately swear fealty to her, other minor houses will follow. Also because their entire house owes everything to Aegon 1 and his successors. When the Tyrells call upon all their allies, they have the SECOND LARGEST army and they are tied for 1st in terms of navy. Game over. GRRM will write all the shitty people off (Lannisters) then the War for the Long Night will begin.
I can tell you're a virgin from all the way over here
How does that relate to my post ?
>Ned is Jon's father
>random Targ is his mother
What the hell is wrong with you? Did you do any fact checking before you shit this onto your computer screen? What fucking female Targaryen would be suitable to give birth at the time of Jon's birth? Why would Ned not only fuck a Targaryen but let her live long enough to have his kid after what Aerys and Rhaegar did to his entire family? Fucking bait/10
i love the fact that you want to look smart on an anonymous board :3
>idealised disney perspective on women
>calls me a virgin
nice try tho
i hope ur underaged bampersand or im fking sad for you
Nigger what are you even talking about? Only fucking neckbeard sociopathic kissless losers liked Drogo after he raped Daenerys in ep1. You're literally the only one who is making this about hating women which obviously shows your experience with them, fucking Christ. Autism
Newsflash retard, GRRM isn't writing shit! The moment the story of the TV show went beyond the books the show creators started writing on their own and they are ONLY adhering to a couple of milestones GRRM already decided on in the upcoming books, everything else is as much GRRM as I am Sansa Stark.
Wrong Dany and the Dothraki will cross the grass sea and join with Jon to push the White Walkers out. The WW/human battle is presaged in the first scene.