24m QLD fag here

24m QLD fag here
its friday night, gf is out of town,so i have a free night, however, im poor, but not hella poor, my fb friends neglect me until im needed, my internet is aweful 0.5Mbps, i wanna go out but dont wanna be a loner, also socially retarted. what can i do? Sup Forums I need your halp

bump

plz guys

Go stab an abo.

smoke fat darbs blunts joints
dont share that shit
smoke it get fat
listen to dope music
fuck cunts
do some shit
yeah
yeah.

have u ever fought an abbo? they are one with the nature, they yell out "this is my land!" and next thing u know the knife is in you.
you wont know what happened

on my own tho?

CUNT DO YOU EVEN

GO SMOKE M!!!!!

>hella
>aweful
No wonder your friends don't wanna hang out with you

even if i wanted to smoke, i dunno who to get em off from

dude, thats hella not cool, u gotta support your b/ro in need

Kek.

Where in QLD? 24M Cairns here

brissy mate

chill on Sup Forums all night mate

get some music on
get a whole bunch of porn out
try something new

NSW here

How's the valley these days? Last time I went out it was overly crowded and full of reckless cunts punching on.

hasnt changed, besides clubs are closing down earlier and getting ready for the new lockout laws

thats pretty much what im doing, at least you guys are understand my humor unlike in the real world

>new lockout laws
>evidence is clear
>cannabis still illegal
>mockery state

Fuck, don't see too many from cairns, how is the joint? I moved down to brissy earlier this year

18m qld here. Was in brissy last night. But i live around bundaberg/hervey bay area

It's pretty good really. There's plenty to complain about if you wanted to but compared to the rest of the world it's a pretty decent place to live. All sorts of modernising projects the council is doing lately sprucing it up a bit. The club that was mad cow has changed hands a dozen times abd every one has been the same level of shit hole, it's just a shit cunt magnet.

>mockery state
>not referring to ACT
kek

you don't know hell till you've been to canberra

mockery state or country?
its fucked, cant do weed, cant mod cars, cant go clubbing late, no wonder why there are people fighting all the time

u go to brissy often?

The one thing they can't clean up is the fucking murries. There are decent ones but most of them live like animals in tax paid housing and just fuck everything up.

funny thing was ive lived in canberra for ages, in fisher, fuck the cold there man

Once every couple of weeks to visit the gf. We take turns each week driving. She lives there to study. Im too poor to live in brissy. Its about a 4 hour drive

yeah ive been to harvey bay/bundy once or twice
theres not much over there lol

Jesus fucking christ you might as well have lived in queanbeyan

oh u must be a guy from either banks, or mitchelton

>prohibition logic

either a)admit ur retarded or
b) concede to owning up to ur hegelian synthesis state of SHIT
>capitalist conspiracy inner circle corruption, cancer, cannibalisation qb

and you are getting fisher confused with fyshwick

well obviously you can artard, but good luck getting past the hard end of the law

>good luck getting past the hard end of the law
what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch

Same deal but have money but no girlfriend, trade?

At least you don't live in fucking mount Isa...

yeah ok sure
yeah fuck that

Nope belco, but seriously anything southside might as well be queanbeyan. Ask anyone from canberra, you know this is the truth

queanbeyan is like the east side dummy, its like me saying you are a yass fella

>implying ACT is a state

Doesn't matter, it's the universal law of outer canberra regions. Anything southside may as well be queanbeyan, queanbeyan may as well be yass and yass may as well be the outhouse on my uncles farm.

My point exactly

What? I don't follow

Nudes of GF or GTFO OP

The parts about outer regions being trash or the part about ACT trying to be a big boy state but failing terribly?

QLD here. Fuck going out. It's cold, night clubs are full of wankers, pubs are full of sadsack deadbeats. Getting boozed up is too fucking expensive. Every time I go out I come home at least $200 shorter and nothing to show for it expect vague memories and maybe some fat chicks phone number. I've got no problem staying in on a friday, order a pizza and play some vidya. Get up early and read/watch the sun rise and feel good about not being another sucker suckling on the governments drug.

Both. It's not a state....

Whatever happened to Aus nude threads? Did Malco Turnballs legislate against them or something?

>go to centrelink
>get munnies
>buy a stubby or two with everybody's favourite, Foster's
>Happiness will ensue

It sure as fuck isn't which begs the question why the capital is sitting all by itself pretending to be in leagues with the rest of Aus. Also the outer regions being trash is pretty self explanatory.

That's exactly what happened, we're holding out for after the election, hoping we can legislate it back in.

nope, cancer
yeah my exact point, however playing single player games gets boring after a while, and buying a new game constantly is adding up, so i was hoping to do something different

id rather shoot myself than spend hours wating in there with all the infested bogans and abbos crying about their land 80% of the time

Netflix and chill with your own self loathing and a 24 pack of beer is my suggestion.

It is by its self because Victoria and NSW were being dicks about where the capital should be at federation. A separate territory was created so that they didn't keep arguing over it

ha! netflix!!!
did u not read my internet speed??
beer and self loathing however does sound good right about now

Why haven't you installed Limewire and spent the rest of tonight downloading a movie file?

God I wish the nbn would come to my suburb. :(

Nic the neighbors wifi and chill? Beer and self loathing is always the answer.

Yeah i know that but we're still a mockery, you're getting offcourse Sup Forumsro

>aweful
>retarted

Better stay in and study up on some basic literacy skills bro.

Post pics of qld girls you know

4152 checking in. Considered robbing a bottleo?

cant, even if i did, i wouldnt gain much, the whole neighbourhood has shit net.
yeah i have, i get over watching movies all the time. ive had shit net for 2 years now, watching a movie/playing single player games gets boring after a while

happy?
bottleo's dont have that much cash, go hard or go home

I'm in Longreach. Shit sucks.

The trick is to having a number of things on the go. Get a good fiction book to lose yourself in, take up a hobby like guitar and something else that's creative but also relaxing and easy. When I was just depending on booze and vidya to see me through long nights alone at home it wasn't working. Now I have vidya, I practice guitar, nice book collection and I paint Warhammer minitures. When I get bored of one, I move on to whatever I feel like next. Seriously I've been able to quit booze and cannibis just by expanding my interests beyond bongs and vidya maaaaang. Distraction is key.

My hometown! Fuck that place.

4511 and suicidal!

4066 here
mate, where ya from?