Things you would never hear a muslim say

Things you would never hear a muslim say

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That bacon was alright.

Islam is not a religion of peace.

I'm not a Muslim

It's nice to live in such a diverse neighborhood!

I'll go cancel my welfare subscription today and be a productive member if society.

It is wrong to fuck little girls

I respect your culture and religion.

My daughter can marry anyone she chooses

It is wrong to fuck little girls.

I respect authority outside my antiquated religion

Thanks

Let's not go to Sweden

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I would never fuck that little boy.

It is wrong to fuck little girls.
I love towers

terrorists are muslims

Why no, I have never fucked a goat in my life.

It is wrong to fuck little girls.
I love towers.

I came to this country to leave behind the barbarity of my homeland and am excited to learn the ways of a kinder culture.

She's too young.

Turn the air conditioner off, it's a little cool in here.

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no muslim will ever say this

Yo quiero taco bell

I think I need a shower.

Allah was wrong.

I just took a shower, and I love my family and this beautiful green earth.

HAHAHa nice same one I thought of

I bathe and use deodorant daily as I don't want to offend people's sense of smell.

I would never cuck Germany

- Islamic terrorism is never justified
- I wholeheartedly reject ISIS, all ISIS participants are criminals
- Killing someone for leaving Islam is wrong
- I dislike people drawing caricatures of Muhamad but they do not deserve any harm

I'm going to take a shower.

It appears we all agree they smell like greasy apes

pedophiles are not ok

I'm going home.

Yeah, Muhamad was kind of a dick, wasn't he?

I dislike being surrounded by non-muslims and haram-lifestyle so i would never move to a western country.

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something wise.

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Check out my nobel physics prize

Im going to quit faze

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Check out our space program.

I dont speak french

Sup Forums is full of retards

I love to eat pork

I guess we can just agree to disagree
Live and let live, right?
I'd really like to see my daughter get out of the house, get an education, and maybe become a doctor or lawyer or something

>thanks to western humanitarian aid we're finally free

Jesus is King

>Islam is not the religion of peace for infidels
FIFY

I live in Yagoona and hate Nissan Skylines

I'm sorry for 9/11

I'm appalled by the actions of Muslim extremists.

ew i don't want to fuck a donkey

Mudslime detected

OY VEY

checked and kek'd

things you would never hear a jew say?

keep the change

no big deal, we can settle this without a lawyer.

I can't wait to integrate into a new society.

quads confirm

your constructive criticism towards my person has nothing to do with antisemitism.

i'm proud of my gay son

I eat my candy with the pork and beans

It's only a cartoon.

lets not go to Europe..lets start building our countries and kick off the extremist

butthurt sandnigger detected

I love israel.

I haven't beheaded any infidels

Mohammed, Piss be upon him...

Free, you say? No thanks, I don't want any.

Elohim is God, Allah is not God

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

i like Sup Forums

I met such a nice Jew today!

I am absolutely AGAINST ISIS and they should all get bombed and shot.

of course we're terrorists! Profile the shit out of us.

Vote women into power!
Also:
Me and that Rabbi did so much GHB together in that gay bar last night.

Yes, I am glad you asked, because Mohammed DID fuck a 9-year old and I'm all for it, you can check the sources.

I really respect liberals and how they always protect us. You are amazing people and I appreciate your work. God bless you

youtube.com/watch?v=CQw3KSYD3ns

Mmm bacon

Kek, that's funny.

pint of lager and a bacon sandwich please

The shake of a goat's ass, while it walking, makes my snake stiffen up.

We will accept peace talks
Or
We finally took over the United states

I hate growing a beard

"She's too young"

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PORK CHOP SANDWICHES?!?!?!?

I will not fuck that goat

It is wrong to fuck little boys

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"I wouldn't stick my dick in that goat"

So I had an idea while I was in the shower yesterday...

I just did

Sometimes I do things wrong. I face that fact and I'll try to correct myself.

I owe [any european country name] everything since I was born.