Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Definitely-Not-Lewd Edition

The rules are very simple:
>uhh
>rules?
>RP + ERP = BAD
>stuff
>Damn these are complicated
>most importantly
>no lewds here
>^_~

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>claiming yume
this is now a crispy thread

Then there's Total war: Warhammer

No sleep for Rikaaaaaaaa

>didn't put "no horses" in the rules

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youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
i did. actually 10 am, not night

ok actually need to go to bed good morning

no lewd indeed....

Helpe helper pepe

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>for the leg fiend
>drunken finding of the paths is over. Now drunken sleeps time.

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what about RP - ERP?

>best waifu legs
didn't saw you in a looooooong time!

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mares have best legs

That leaves us with E

>We don't want that

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Goodnight drunken friend

Didn't think I'd find someone more degenerate than me any time soon in this thread

fu,ck up, som,e commas,
youtube.com/watch?v=wKl6umkwKfU

i'm not degenerate

i just like mares

Home! Internet! Salvation!

Also, good night/morning /waifu/!

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>not degenerate
>ponies

Pick one, and then kys

youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6OUIjtM6E

can i kms before i pick

by all means

You have your own containment board. Post there.

you have like 5 boards you poop

You have one too much.

Been busy with life. I do post a lot, just not at this time.

You have your own. Post there.

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go post in yours then

We don't have to. It's the random board.

Nowhere in the rules does it say that anime is not allowed outside its boards.

Ponies though.

>Fubuki claimed

Hello everyone

>Ha-na-ko~

Well this thread derailed quickly

Hello Buky. How are you?

Yo. How've you been?

Hmm? Someone say something?

Happens every time

>feelsbad

youtube.com/watch?v=Uz5Bf1aK1ig

Hey Maki, doing pretty fine thanks for asking. What about you? :)

I've been pretty good, what about you? ^^

Nice song. Now did you need something?

It's almost 1:30 in the morning here

Coffee rush should be almost done by now

every day during daytime threads ;_;
now we wait to be liberated by the amerifats

I'm not bad, a bit tired been a lazy week, but apart from that I'm great

i don't think i needed anything....

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Oh? What did you call me for then?

Hello, friend

Syndra.

i didn't call you, just linking songs.....

Hmm lets see Hello Hanako
Kyouko.

Oh, thanks! So this wasn't you then?

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no...i don't know who it was

Claimed

This is now a beastiality thread with all the pony fuckers that have shown up.

That's... spooky.

>I wonder who it was?

a skeleton probably....

>You're so silly, Hanako Uhuhu~

Comfy thread.

Hold on a second. You sound familiar...

would be even better without the horse fuckers

lolatrap

sexy chastity cage locked on her clitty, she can never get hard thus she's always horny and wanting your cock

sexy barefeet, her toes are always well kept and painted cute

she's loves to be tied up, i love when i have my gf tied in bed straps while we're having sex and she loves it too, i can imagine a trap would like it even more

QB looks comfy as well.

Claimed

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Welcome back, Birb. I was making food and missed you and Umi leave.

heeyyy everybody

kirara claimd

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I went on a walk, 3km in the mountains behind the house! o/
How was the food fam?

Also hi Yume o/

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I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj

Yeah I saw! Hope it was fun.
Just made one of my classics, ham and swiss (kek) salad sandwich, was great

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A pink haired waifu! Ohohohoho!

>I insert the schwanz into the pink haired waifu's ear
>There is the vigorous thrusting

Unf unf unf unf hnnnnnnngh!

>the powreful ograsm of schwanz majestically releases the royal cream
>It leaks from both ears

Aaaahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

Sweet, I'm having homemade pizza tonight! Grandmother baking that shit real good

>Do I?

I just went over the entire catalog
Why the fuck is this the least autistic thread on Sup Forums

I knew I heard that laugh somewhere!

>Wait a second
>If you're here, that means...

Dear Neptune save me.

Nice trips Noire, also hi

Go back home ponyfag! We don't want that here!

>I defecate powerfully to mark the territory
>The schwanz grows larger and harder with erectness
>I tackle Princess Luna and insert my schwanz into her anus

Princess Luna! Run!

>I edgeaculate powrefully with the ograsm
>The seamin shoots out of Princess Luna's mouth forcefully and rapid fire like a machine gun
>I rotate Princess Luna to shoot all the ponies

This whole thread should be a cringe thread.

Kys everyone.

Awh that's cute~
How old are you grandparents? Mine are too old really too cook nice things. It makes me sad.

senpai re-emerging with the classic trips

>get
/waifu/

you dubs compelled me to come out of lurking

is a pretty decent thread
but yea, Sup Forums has gone to shit, ate it, thrown up, ate that, thrown up again, ate it again, thrown up again but on a cat this time, burned the cat, ate it, and thrown up again

>cc

>cc
mysterious

They're in their 80's. Also I know that feel, thats what I work with. Eldercare ia harder then people think it is!

We're just that good

you guys are fucking retarded. people do not do this shit unless something is wrong with them

hi man...
what is your waifus name?
thats nearly lewd

Hello C.C.
Forgot your flash drive?

nah, its in the next room, just been moving around all day so icba to get it

Her name is Kotori Minami and she's from Love Live just like britfag Maki. She usually goes under the name Birb tho.
Also I heard you like legs, so here ya go

My grandmother had a stroke two months back as well. My mom and her sister take turns in staying with her overnight. It's so sad.

Huh~
You worry too much Hanako, I literally don't have time for you now.
Only a couple of minutes every once in a while to write here

ah good to know Kotori

yes I am addicted to legs
badly addicted

Oh. Well, that was a relief. I'm safe.

>and a little dissapointed for some reason
>don't know why

Well. That's it from me. I'm almost fading out now.

Goodnight all!

I'll see you when I see you then~

Akiko claimed

Man, eating after not having had any food in 40 hours is a satisfaction rarely bested
Your call for legs has been heard

Awh that sucks :( Isnt there any place that can do it for you instead? Thats what I work with, we go home to people and give them their meds and help them to sleep and such

How are you?~

Thats lewd! Nice to meet you though!