what u fagts think of this project im working on? >pic related
I already started with the prolapse. I still have been unable to pull my intestine out. BTW, do any of u know any techniques, or know if it hurts?
After I can prolapse, I'll use tape to connect it to the hose/feeding tube. The hardest part is going to be getting someone to connect feeding tube to stomach. >already contacted two docs which denied to do it If I cant find someone to do it, ill do it myself, I guess. I'll inject some anesthesia, but it'll probably hurt af.
Opinions? Any medfag wants to help? i'll pay of course. Im @ Phoenix AZ
Mason James
and yes, i got idea from human centipede
Ian Harris
Get another idea from that movie and kidnap someone to try it on
Anthony Brown
i wanna try on myself tho That way ill never have to eat again >profit
Joseph Edwards
Oh and fyi, if you think that thi works, you're stupid
Jason Hughes
How fucking retarded are you?
Sebastian Cox
Check'd
Robert Richardson
Don't forget use fire to stick the skin to the tube
Cameron Martin
I'm a medfag and I can help you, but you won't live for long
Ryder Hill
this is fucking retarded and will not work and if by some miracle it actually starts working you wont live for long lol
Adrian James
I think you're underestimating how hard it would be to live with a tube jutting out of your back. What happens if it gets caught on something? Funnily enough, there's a reason our intestines are on the inside and jerry rigging your gut is a terrible idea. Also, you'd have to wait for the tube to fill before it started feeding poop into your stomach. You'd be dead before that happened, I'm sure.
That said, 90% sure this is a troll.
Benjamin Harris
why wouldnt it work
cero
ty, why is that doc??
Nathan Robinson
Nice penis dude
Lucas Young
Summer is here, for real.
Eli Watson
Diz is now a dubs THREAD GET
Colton Jones
You need "new" vitamins and proteins, which doesn't exist in poop. Poop is just bacteria and stuffz that your body does nt need
Jayden Johnson
The first sign of summer is faggots saying 'summer is here lol'
Summer Sup Forums is just a meme
Tyler Bell
yeah excuse us for not living on Sup Forums
Ayden Anderson
srry, its not going thru the back. its just to show the idea. Whats ur suggestion? I plan to saw it to one or the torso, or n the front.
William Powell
WOOT! DUBS THREAD CONFIRMED, GET
Luke Hernandez
For starters that rube/hose is strange to your system so you will be sick 24/7, and you need new proteins, you can't use the same food and get unlimited energy
Jose Smith
Checkd
Ryan Howard
Get em
Evan Lewis
*one side of torso
Jacob Ramirez
Dubs?
Cooper Wright
Right now i am masturbating at so many dubs.
Logan Bennett
good point. Ill also add some sort of access to the whole system, to be able to add vitamins, pills, etc. And to do cleansing.
Thomas Walker
Fucking czeched mate
Sebastian Robinson
...
Wyatt Howard
Pussy
Cameron Kelly
Are you willing to take meds so your body accepts the rubber hose if yes thenyeah some sort of access to the system could be nice
Jacob Nelson
Hi OP,
I think you're underestimating the bacteria in your feces and how it will act on your post op wounds.
Tyler Taylor
>so your body accepts the rubber hose what u mean
Tyler Baker
Sounds like a fucking lot more work than just keep eating and shitting normally don't you think?
John Wilson
OP, just get a colostomy and eat the bag's contents. At least then you won't die as soon.
Brayden Fisher
Well your immune system is gonna attack that rubber hose as it's strange to the system and takes it as an enemy ,and this will make you sick everyday,unless you take meds to slow down those attacks, but you will be a ticking time bomb, unless you live in a clean free space, also I added some features to your model that could increase your style of life in this condition here's a protoype I made, thoughts?
Carter Sullivan
this just in: you're retarded
Christopher Gomez
Explain why, I'm gonna graduate soon into the medical field, what do you have
Benjamin Clark
you should make the tube where you can easely acces it instead of ur back lol
Austin Bailey
Can you not see his penis takes that space up, we need inovation
Ryder Gomez
You are a retard. You plan on bypassing the large intestine. Guess where most of your water is stored?
Brayden Scott
I'd add microholes or something. Pressure WILL accumulate, since dying bacteria will create gaz (methane, farts) while fermentation.
If this works, you won't feel hunger any more. But you would kill yourself just like any transsexual.
Zachary Ortiz
Check'D the checker
Liam Green
Okay
Landon Jackson
Please for the love of everything that is holy just be a gag. Why on earth would anyone want to do this?
Jace Russell
Still dont get the special thing about dubs
Jaxson Nelson
summer is real
Blake Brown
This is the future ! Imagine a world where you don't have to worry about pooping everyday all that water and paper saved for a better use.
Wyatt Howard
And you will never GET it
Aiden Bennett
You're one stupid fucking nigger. Enjoy your slow and painful death.
Adrian Perry
yea but i like shitting on things
Julian Thomas
You missed the opportunity to use your exhaust gasses to run a turbo. It'll make you insignificantly faster and you can add a blow off to annoy everyone around constantly.
Easton Parker
Why not just stick ur penis in ur butt and pee into it
Cooper Rodriguez
Fecal matter doesn't have a significant amount of nutrients, and you also shit because the bacterial byproduct of your intestines is straight up deadly poisonous to you if found anywhere else but the intestines. Now push your asshole in.
Tyler White
You'd be better off getting some surgery on that ridiculously long skinny penis
Daniel Martin
>push your asshole in
kek
Cameron Mitchell
you fucking wot? aside from obvious things like infections i would love to know how you plan on getting that shit from you colon all the way back up to your large intestine?! it'n not like shit magically will flow upwards... get a fucking feeding tube and you are done. if you are too lazy to shit, also get a colostomy bag
Carson Ortiz
WRONG RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT !!! Your poop it's only made of the things your body can't assimilate it's not necessarily toxic, for instance we can't digest cellulose a carbohydrate you find in plants but that doesn't mean it's toxic.
Asher Howard
>this thread
Zachary Williams
ever wondered how they keep ppl feed and not shitting all over the place on say the ICU? pro tip: they sure as fuck dont frankenstein their colon and intestines together you fucking retard
Leo Brooks
This post was made by Tom Cruise.
Connor Murphy
I'm talking specifically of the dead bacteria. You know, the ones that are in your ass for a reason.