Where do you cum when you jerk off in your room? I've always went into the bathroom to jerk off

Where do you cum when you jerk off in your room? I've always went into the bathroom to jerk off.

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all over myself then lie in my own mess for a couple mins feeling disgusted with myself

I put a napkin on my desk and cum on it.

Used to blow my load directly into a tissue with no mess but it feels better to just shoot and let it go where it goes/

On ur mum

I jerk off in my hand, then wash it down the sick.... what are you, retarded?

*sink

With those quads, I'd be honored if you came on me mum.

My hand isn't enought to contain my monster loads

kinda this

i always cum INSIDE my boxers/underwear
why? i got caught jerking off furiously by my grandma and aunt and ever since then i get super paranoid when im masturbating so i figured what the hell i'll just rub my dick without flaunting it out until i cum
got so used to it, never changed my way of jerking off since then

any used white t-shirt i have laying around. Throw it in the laundry afterwards, good as new.

...

How small is your dick that would never work for me.

just open up the window, :D

in you are mums vagina

7 inch
im asian

just kind of wherever? idk

Cum into my hand and throw it against the wall.

Into a pitcher.

I'm 7 inches It's uncomfortable to have a boner wearing pants no way I'd be able to jerk off. Try again

>7 inch
>asian

Yeah right.

Into toilet. No cleanup. Sit reverse. Phone on top of tolilet.

Put dick in sock

Cut fag detected.

I've just been eating my jizz since I was 12

I'n the sheets

Same, they get washed anyway and nones the wiser

on my belly/face. having to turn to the side to cum in something makes it less enjoyable

I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

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it goes where it pleases

>1.5m TP
>hold it between chin and chest
>jizz on TP-tie
>squeeze out last few drops
>roll it up BUTDONOTSPILLIT
>discard said roll
>wash hands

Also; bathroom

oh that sink next to the bed?

I make a pocket pussy using two sponges, a latex glove, and a sock, so when I'm done fapping I just chuck the glove into the bin.

Either a latex glove, a bottle or another container which then gets dumped. Or I catch it in my hands and go to the bathroom to wash up.

Into my flesh light. Which i then wash with soap and water

Most times I just lay out my boxers on the floor and blow freely on them

I usually cum in my dirty underwear....

Mostly into the toilet, sometimes shower.

Occasionally if nobody is around. I like to jerk off in random places around the house for added excitement.

uh. checked, your name is now "beginning chan"

Why is this just a cutfag thing? Im cut and do it occasionally but i didnt know anteaterfags didnt partake.

Cheeki breeki

The head is too senstive on uncut fags the sock would make it hurt

>Into toilet. No cleanup. Sit reverse. Phone on top of tolilet.
This

Quaaaaads

Because we can jerk off using our foreskins, just the way nature intended. Whereas you get to have a dry dick you can only jack with objects or lube.

Golden Coin technique you stupid faggots. No cum.

> Put TP on underware
> Fap
Cleanest and most safe way to fap imo, atleast this way I can fap in the same room as my parents with relative ease. Though If I'm feeling really horny I'll just do It in the bathtub or naked in my bed.

Ayyy

>be when i was retard teenager
>fap almost everyday
>have bed next to wall
>so, I lie in bed and there is wall to my left
>would nut and just carelessly flick it to the wall
>this goes on for years
>mom cleaning room one day while I'm on computer (in same room)
>she moved bed to clean under bed
>>eww user what is that on wall??
>wall caked with about 3-4 years of my dick snot
>streaks with sub-streaks running down from it and all
>"uhh, uhh... I spilled uhh... Cola once and uhh"
>>Tsk user... I told you not to drink up stairs!


I think she knows

>"son we need to talk"

>when you don't wash it but wanna fuck it
>the smell. The fucking smell

i have a t shirt laying in my room i jerk into

change it for a new one every week or so sometimes longer

I cum on my belly, lay there for about 5 minutes then wipe on the top of my bedsheets. I then fall asleep and wake up.

I change my sheets weekly though, and they're always white, so the stains are nearly invisible.

I have two small ferns on my room.

I cum into the soil of one and then water.

The other one gets just water.

My semen seems to have made it stronger than its brother.

Into the toilet. I put toilet paper in the water and then sit on the toilet backwards. I cum on the tp in the water then flush.
Reason for the tp is sometimes the cum sticks to the sides of the toilet and doesn't flush. Then the next person to use it sees jizz floating around.

Into a bottle. I let it stay a while and then drop it into the ventilation system of a nearby grocery store.

This is me

In my cat's mouth. He loves it...the faggot.

My mom and sisters would catch me i only had a tee shirt on when i was growing up. My bedroom had no lock

On my hand then in my mouth you fucking homos

I have my own place and I used to throw small get togethers.

I don't like Coke, because Pepsi is superior, but I buy both. When I cum I wipe it onto the tops of the cans of Coke, and make sure it's spread evenly.

When dumb girls come over I offer them drinks of Pepsi or coke. If they ask for coke then the dumb cunts will taste my sperm.

Serves them right for choosing the inferior choice.

Haven't had anyone over in a while so the tops of the cans are getting really sticky.

They probably saw the huge cum stains in your shirts when they did the laundry.

It has changed a lot.

>be uncutfag
>cum in foreskin
>pinch it in
>waddle to the toilet
>release intobowl

Then got cut

>cum into hand
>clean up

then got wierd

>cum onto hand
>lick it off
>everytime
>hate the taste
>do it anyway for punishment

Yea most shirts were white fruit of the loom shirts

>7 inches
>asian
Pick one.

Shower ALWAYS
I fuckin love it

A brave one.

Noice.

I trained my PC muscle and now i just don't cum. I orgasm completely dry.

you people are the worst

mee too

do you contract when you're cumming ? can you have multiple ?

Im uncut and masturbate with a sock.

I've got a cum towel. It's crusty as shit, but it's effective.

I'm trying to train mine, I can delay a cumshot by about 5 seconds now, how do you train yours?

i cum all over everything in my house

You can prevent an orgasm without any practice it just takes will power. It serves no purpose and is retarded though

On your pant

Never though of that.

Not bad.

Checked

I contract but can't cum more often than usual.

There is no real training technique. Find the muscle and use it when ever you can.

Ive met an asian with a 7inch
Its not impossible just rare.
All the pleasure of big dick + smart asian + weird asian fetishes.
I DO TAXES YOU TENTACLE IN PUSSY

whats that?

Not the user you replied to, but if you put a few sheets of tp in before it catches the cum. If you don't do that sometimes it won't flush and everyone can see floating cum stuck on the side of the bowl.

i cum in my boxers and just fall sleep, it will dry by the morning

Change ur diet u slob

Hahaha what did it look like after sitting there for that long ? FUCKING LOST IT HARD.

You: youtube.com/watch?v=qXLanoiH9EQ

Myself, I cum inside my wife, but before that, I always came on toilet paper, that I got beforehand, or some paper that I threw on the garbage can afterwards.

Oh fun fun I have story to contribute

>be me
>literally all years between elementary and high school
>jack off laying in bed
>lean over
>blast all over the floor beside my bed
>get up
>have a good ol after-fap piss
>in the corner of my room
>blame it on the cats and dogs
>repeat until my mom lost custody somewhere during high school
>mfw to this day she's still living in that house and there's still piss all over the walls and floor and a hard black island of cum next to my old bed

Wait you guys don't use your old underwear from the day before?

Wait you guys don't use your old underwear from the day before? You know like using the leg hole to jerk off with and into?

I used to just pull my boxers up over my dongus as I'm about to fire off, then just sit there and brew in it. I decided that was fuckin' gross, so now I've got a towel right next to the bed that gets washed once it starts to feel starchy.

I close the foreskin when I cum... So I guess I cum in my own dick?
Hmm...

I just blow my load inside this jumbo care bear

ma nigga

And I thought I was disgusting.

When i need to poop i jerk it off first into toilet bowl and than poop.
Or, when im taking a shower i watch porn and jerk it off.
Or if i am alone in the house porn on my PC and jerk it in the tissue. and than discard it.

>2016
>using napkins and tissues
>not just wiping your dick on the nearest object and worrying bout it later

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Just in my pants, then go to toilet and wipe them and take a shower