Just had a vasectomy an hour ago. Ask me anything

Just had a vasectomy an hour ago. Ask me anything.

WHY?!

cobra with no venom.

Did it hurt ? how long was the surgery ? when you will be able to have sex and actually jerk whiout fear of having babies ?

I don't want kids. There were points were it was incredibly painful. Felt like someone grabbed my balls and squeezed like crazy.
I have to chill for a week and then can jerk off. Won't know for 8 weeks if the procedure worked and no longer fertile.

Prepare yourself for weight gain, erectile dysfunction, and general gayness/autism.

The whole operation only took about 20 minutes.

Oh and prostate cancer.

I am prepared for stress free sex.

If I get prostate cancer it will be from keeping a burning laptop on my crotch for hours lurking on Sup Forums.

by the way, old fag here dating back to mid 2000's . Always a lurker, but first thread. I can't even tri-force.

I would honestly rather just be castrated... what is the difference between vasectomy and bisectomy? And if there is a difference, why choose one over the other?

Why this ?
I actually have a little of erectile dysfuction and have some problems to using comdons since i'm not awalyas that hard... I'm looking for this so i don't need to use condons anymore...

Castration would be no more Testosterone. This way I still get to party. I am optimistic that it will improve me sex life.

Are there stitches? If you get a boner will they burst? I dare you to go look at porn kek

How is it sitting on frozen peas?
Can you still ejac?

I had a valium so pretty out of it. I doubt if Sup Forums could induce a boner. No stitches I don't think, more like a suture. The op doesn't require a scapel. poke a hole pull out the vas, burn and push back in.

Hide the fact that you got a vasectomy from others.
Anyone have the greentext of the user who destroyed a bitch after she tried fucking him over for cheating and getting pregnant saying that the child was his?

Why wouldn't you make your wife get her shit fixed? If she doesn't want kids it's on her not you. They can put these screw things in her fallopian tubes now in the office that close her off.

You are a fool and will probably be cuked.

I am in a pretty committed relationship. Neither of us want kids. We won't be telling anyone about it.

The vasectomy cost $30, tube tieing would have been several thousand. My op put me out of commission for a week, hers would have been several months.