If you piss lightly or on the side of the toilet bowl, youre beta.
Women are born with an instinct to pick up sounds of nearby male prospects pissing. They can hear through the bathroom door and if you are pissing too lightly they won't consider you for seuxal activity. But if your piss sounds like a waterfall it'll trigger a subconscious primal feeling within women. It's true and they talk about it. They're giggling when they hear you piss so betaly. The guy pissing on the side of the bowl will forever be known as a chode. My secret is to walk into the restroom with one of those squirting water bottles and squeeze it with every bit of strength in me while pointing it directly towards the centre of the toilet. When I step out of the stall the guys in the restroom will naturally avoid my gaze as I've pronounced myself the true alpha male.
Robert Roberts
You like to feel special don't you?
Nathaniel Parker
Who the fuck pisses on the side of the bowl? Beat that pisser up boi.
Jose Rivera
youre a beta fag getting cucked by your wife arent you? your piss doesnt flow as freely as dominant males and your wife humiliates you daily because you will never emotionally be enough to satisfy her
>2016 >not having strong urine flow
btw my country is the leader in international distance urination competitions
Oliver Sanders
OP pisses in his own mouth. Alpha as fuck.
Grayson Perry
>btw my country is the leader in international distance urination competitions India? You live in India?
Jace Anderson
yep he likes feeling special, or just trolling cause Sup Forums
Jace Lee
I piss lightly on your moms toilet bowl so you dont wake up
Aaron Clark
No Indians have bowel problems and probably gland infections as well. My country men have healthy strong penises and fertile testicles.
Aaron Cruz
Have fun with your piss splashing back out of the bowl onto your legs/shoes/upper shirt
Side piss bowl master race here, people who piss directly in the centre of the water are autistic fedora cucks who have a piss fetish
Matthew Morales
He's got a point though. But definitely trolling
Aiden Williams
I like that butthole. Nice and smooth
Luke Bell
This made me feel so weird. Growing up I always pissed on the sides, but really just at my dad's cuz that house was so Goddamn silent. Then at age 19 I worked for a few months at a Ruby Tuesday's as a salad bar attendant and everyone there called me chode
Ryder Cooper
Not trolling. Just because you have a small urethra and are a cuck doesn't mean people who were blessed are trolling. You jealous beta.
Grayson Sullivan
/thread
Brayden Rogers
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Jack Wilson
>scared of a little piss splatter You are just not man enough to spread your scent marks around the house and on your own clothes. Nothing says dominant alpha like scent markings from your own body. I personally add a little of my urine to the shampoo and hand wash liquid soap so that I will always trigger my colleagues primal instincts at the workplace to signal them that I am the alpha male in the room.
Wyatt Adams
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Daniel Lopez
2/10 bait, better luck next time
Jacob Martinez
/thread
Henry Nguyen
cuck
Ryder Harris
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Dylan Nelson
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Parker Brooks
Cuck is the new "Faggot". Get used to it, oldfag.
Also, you're a faggot cuck.
Jeremiah White
I... I have no words for autism like this.
Juan Parker
Fucking kek at bathroom part
Angel Flores
I am the champion of this thread.
Levi Mitchell
>betaly hahaaha
Wyatt Richardson
Haha did you get the water out of your double strapped back pack along with your sonic screwdriver tied around your neck. Fucking autist, women are attracted to you on a mental level and physical form.
Your so clueless that the blokes are confused by the grunting noises you make while shooting out an impossible jet sound. They can't look at you for fear that you will think they want to be a friend and you'll stalk them all day.
Sebastian Brown
"Side piss bowl master race here"
I don't think I've ever laughed harder at something I wasn't supposed than that
Chase Cooper
Kek
Isaac Baker
enjoy your shitty wagecuck position doing favors carrying things for the office ladies while I advance in the career ladder
Matthew Adams
>ITT laughing so hard hurts to smile
Alexander Harris
nah still not biting, maybe your bait won't be so obvious next time xD
Gabriel Ward
I am a dogkin you privileged cis scum, respect my gender. *pees on your leg* woof woof