Sexting thread

Sexting thread.

Rules
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.

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strawpoll.me/7103924
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What if I have already fucked the last girl I texted?

New rule: to the last a girl you've never had sex with.

ROLLING

Fuck her again in THE ASS

Send it anyway

Nice, don't reply anymore.

Fuck it, rolling.

Fyi, the last female I spoke to was my gran.

Don't tell me what to do

So close... I'll re-roll for you fags but that's it. No more.

>Im horny
>For you

Roll

Fuck it

Who the fuck keeps their wife's name as "wife" in there contacts?

Also, who the fuck would say "we did" if they're married to that person? Like, you don't say...

Obviously you're a faggot and you're not married.

Deliver you little faggot

Singles get

Same rules for femanons?

Yes.

No send it to the last guy.

rolling but i probably won't deliver because i'm a massive faggot like that.

which though

watching for lols

Don't be like that, you're not a faggot pal

Rollarino

Roll

Roll

relln

I vote girl, especially if it is new territory for you.
Smash that pussy for all the Sup Forumsetafags who can't afford the lifestyle it takes to pull a girl with a face/body/smell like most Sup Forumstards have.

egg

her eyes look like they hurt :(((

Winrar

Oh I don't know, probably non-retards who don't want to give out any personal information to retard cucks like you. Takes all of 2 seconds to change a name you fucking faggot.

DELIVER!!

A guy. He is more likely to take it seriously

Checked

...

Roll

OP here, I create and collect the results from these threads, and I say that same rules aply for femanons

I'm rolling for guy

you rolleded correctly.

Biting bullet...

of course

oh shit, Op deliver!
you too

Dubs demand

Going for the Quads....

Not even close kid

>Johnnnnnnnnnn CEEEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!

...

oh boy

Waiting for her to reply now

re roll

Rolling my bbs

Quads now?

delivah

May god have mercy of my soul

Rollo

Rollllll nigga

you too nig

Roll

That was close. Not someone I spoke to but obviously some people need to fap.

Now I'm sad

rollorino

Would do but don't have any eng speakin friends lol

Hook me up with the quads

Rollllll

pls no pls no pls no

Im sorry about your luck user

Sounds like she wants to send you boobs

roll

No car?

cool story bro

Topkek what a loser

surely you can send a dick pic..

if I send a message to one of my male classmates and he's not into it, what are the odds that everyone will know by tomorrow?

cant drive through an ocean

I got dubs only

Please don't

I never roll dubs, nigga

100/100

Didn't mean to reply to this shit. Reroll

kk roll

Why haven't we fucked yet OP? Is it because you're a flaming homo faggot?

oh god if I roll quads ill kill myself

Roll

Rollss

oh god if I roll septs ill kill myself

Roll

CHOOSE YOUR PORN

strawpoll.me/7103924

Roll

Pikachu I choose you

Roolll

rolllll

Fuck it

So I'm guessing you voted Af/bm?

Roll

Either way people will know
Guys like to brag especially if your hot

re-roll niggers

roll

They see me rolling

Rolli

Oh, ok.