Hey. I have never gotten pussy. I am 33 years old and wack off to porn. Any of you know of a solution?

Hey. I have never gotten pussy. I am 33 years old and wack off to porn. Any of you know of a solution?
*PIC RELATED*
That's my penis xD

That thick juicy cock has never gotten pussy?? What a crime!

Do you really think so?? Awwwe that's so sweet of you. :)

Penis size doesn't matter for losing your virginity. You're probably just a socially impaired weirdo. Try going outside and learning how to talk to people

The good ol "gonna end my post with xD" troll indicator.

I'm not weird at all. I work as a consultant, and I loke anime and playing video games.

xD

>I like anime
There's your problem

This, plus stop jerking off to porn. You'll get ED.

What's 'ED'?

What do you mean?

What should you wack off to?

...

Ikr. What do all these noporn people wack off to? Takes way too long to cum without porn. :/

mom, stop.

ok

Fuck off, man!

Don't stop

guys why am i a virgin im 16 and still a fucking virgin wtf help

25 and in the same boat.

its cause you have a pencil dick and ur a ginger