How do i bypass an ignition interlock?

How do i bypass an ignition interlock?

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shoot yourself

shooting yourself can work

Don't drink faget

With a tyre pump

Wouldn't any air pump work?

Fart

I carried hair dryer with a car plug I have a problem

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Amerifags are strange.
Just buy a new car faggot. Register it in someone else's name if you have to. I don't know how your backwards law works.

Public transportation fag

As if they don't keep records of any kind including that you need one on your car in order to legally drive.

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With a hose long enough to contain your lung volume of air. Wrap it around your torso so that the air gets warm then attach it to the nozzle and blow at the other end.

Pay a random person to blow in it

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This.

I am an amerifag and I don't understand this shit.

As a side note, if you have access to $5000 in the US you can get out of pretty much any DWI or other minor offense without issue.

The deck is stacked in my favor, so I don't mind.

How about just don't drink and drive you stupid fuckin dirtbag.

What you need to do is duct tape a garden hose to the muffler. Then roll you window down just enough to get the garden hose trough it. Proceed by getting inside the car and run the hose a bit in the window. Block with towels and more duct tape. Then start the car profit...

* That's $5000 for a decent quality jew lawyer, not bribery or anything like that

Does that even work?? Because modern cars don't procure much carbon monoxide

Does this really work?

Why there are people who likes to shoot themselves on the foot?

I don't get it. You fuckers need to buy locks to prevent yourselves from driving when drunk. It's common sense not to drive when drunk or you're that dumb.

He clearly said buy a new car.
Why would that car have a "magic USAsian lock thing" on it?

wait an hour or until you're not as drunk as you were.

Like I said
>I don't know how your backwards law works.
Start your car then get pissed. The whole concept seems borderline retarded to us britbongs. It can't be difficult to get around. Just have someone else start your car for you.
Plus breath tests aren't as accurate as the try to make you believe. In UK you have to provide 3. 2 on a big evidence machine and one on the roadside. I've known people get away with it whilst their bolaxed. Also it your readings are too far apart on the evidential 2 it gets kicked straight out of court.

It's cool... who cares about all the carbon DIOxide they produce...
It's almost as if.youre suggesting that a machine that burns fuel and puts out exhaust can't kill you.

Work for what?

op's in a hurry to run down some kids while intoxicated

They don't buy them.
They are so dumb they drive drunk, then police make them have a lock.

Haven't you heard... it's the land of the free

Don't drink and drive like the fucking inbred waste you're striving to be.

cum into it then drink it you faggot

And the best part is, as long as you were really fucking drunk, you can just claim in court you were so drunk you aren't responsible for your actions....

It's like feminazi rape laws, but they help the patriarchy

Your drivers license is invalid if you do not have one on the car your driving. When they search your I.D. it will say that you need one on your car. Connected through law enforcement and the DMV.

>bolaxed

You limey cunt

Stop talking shit you underage faggot.
What you're suggesting, is that no driver can drive anybody else car legally.

That's crazy nonsense.

What the fuck?

Im saying, if you are required by law to have the device, then the car you are driving needs to have the device on it. People not required to have one can drive whoever's car.

Read and comprehend you fuck.

What he's saying is that once you're a fucktard enough to get 2 or 3 dui's, if you want to drive AT ALL, you are required by law to have one of those in your car as part of your probation for not going to prison and losing all your rights for being an idiot and getting caught DUI multiple times.

If he got pulled over in some unregistered car, he'd go directly to jail.

Fuck off Malcolm.

let your kid blow in it, that's what i do

And how does anyone know that from outside the car?

Comprehend your own shit and write it better next time you fuck

Im from finnand and this is very popular problem here you can try to get friend to blow or you can ask some strager to do it or you can try to catch a wind with the system and get the blow from there that is how we do it >:)

How do those even work?
Do they require air blown into them for 10 seconds?
If so, couldn't you just use compressed air in a can to bypass it?

Some of them nowadays require a dashcam facing the driver that takes a pic when it is blown in to see who blows.

Except when you get pulled over for having a broken tail light and run your license they arrest you for violating the terms of your DUI conviction.

I got a DUI last October and I'm about to get my license back in a few weeks and I'm gonna have to do the breathalyzer, it's pretty crystal clear that if you intend to drive, the car must have a breathalyzer no matter who owns it or whatever.

It's not like the police take your car away until it has the interlock installed, you're perfectly able to just not install one. But if you don't and you get caught it's super bad news for you.

#selfie

They don't. Nobody gives a shit and nobody's opinion even matters except a cop pulling him over, which would be a one way trip to jail without the blower if his license requires it

Nobody said it was unregistered.

Can someone actually go to jail for driving an unregistered vehicle in your country?
Gotta love those freedoms.

They likely installed a GPS chip and camera along with your interlock, so they know where you are when you blow and if it's really you blowing. If your PO is a dick, failed blows will count as probation violations

It will ask you to breathalyze multiple times. First to start the car, then a few minutes into driving, sometimes randomly, or the car shuts off.

but make suer you dont catch the wind near alcoholics or bums or it will be ruind

Op get a girl to do it, your guy friends will give you derp if you let them blow in it, does it require a retest every 15 mins? A buddy of mine had that problem about 8 years ago

Mash your face into the steering wheel until you pass out, you piece of shit.

If it doesn't have the breathalyzer and his license requires it because of a prior DUI conviction, then he goes directly to jail.

If it's just unregitered, then that's only a ticket. That was my response to the whole "Why not get another car?" Because it has to have the breathalyzer.

Exactly.
So a new car is a reasonable answer to the question OP put forward.

Yeah, right up until the moment this nigger gets pulled over for anything and goes directly to fucking jail.

You can't bypass my one.
It has a camera..

But that only matter IF he gets randomly.pulled over.

>If it's just unregitered, then that's only a ticket
If the cop wanted to be a dick he could arrest you. In California it's abundantly clear that you are required to follow all driving rules as term of your informal probation, so driving an unregistered car could indeed be a violation and thus a trip to jail.

If he knew he shouldn't drive, hes not going to do anything to get pulled over.

I'd pay a sober stranger $5 to do it for me...

Shove it up your ass and fart into it, the sensor can't tell the difference.

I had one of those a way back and by farting into I used to drive ripped all the time. Passed the program with flying colors too, lulz.

The car doesen't shutoff, it just continues pretendi g to be a smoke alarm going off in your ear until you eventually turn thw car off and wont allow it to start again (some will and just keep the "you are going to jail next time you bring this device in for a data dump" light flashing

Dude... Like, I don't know what kind of laws you have there, but a DUI in the US is HEAVY. Like, you are straight up a felon if you get caught a third time. Right there with murderers and rapists.

It's a wake up call for most people when they get their first DUI, if they don't have shit for brains.

A few years back I had a fender bender while wasted. They gave me that to blow in the car to star and again during the drive like 5 minutes later. I would fill large balloons in the back with air before I went out drinking. And for 9mths I did it. It was easy. Just make sure your device doesnt come with a cam. Good luck drunk buddy

Pay a kid to give you his clean urine then pour it into the tube

It periodically requires a check while driving.

Breaking laws doesnt mean you have to be immediately put in jail you idiot.

Well if you're driving pissed up and you get pulled over, then you're gonna get caught out anyway. so just have 2 cars. Your sober car and a shit banger for the 3 AM beer run.

Does this shit detect Marijuana?

Here in NY you can go to jail for driving an unregistered vehicle. Or a $75 fine. It's really up to whatever the cop and judge feel like. Usually $75 though unless you're an asshole.

>A violation of subdivision one of this section shall be punishable
>by a fine of not less than seventy-five nor more than three hundred
>dollars, or by imprisonment for not more than fifteen days, or by both
>such fine and imprisonment except, if the violation consists of failure
>to renew a registration which was valid within sixty days, the fine
>shall be not less than forty dollars.

If you want to see how fucking complicated it is, and why we have so many lawyers, observe this:

ypdcrime.com/vt/article14.htm#t401.

Violating the terms of your probation does indeed qualify for a trip to jail, idiot.

hi tin foil hat

And what the fuck that have to do with someone driving a car not registered in their name?

Modafucking this!

multipass...


Seriously, put it in your ass and fart really good

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For clarification, disobeying ANY driving rule is classified as a probation violation. Driving with a broken tail light is a bit of a stretch to send you to jail but driving an unregistered car is a pretty big offense, even without all of this DUI probation stuff.

We're talking about people with DUI convictions, nigger.

You don't have to have a breathalyzer in your car unless you have a DUI conviction. It's part of the probation program. If someone is required to have that breathalyzer in a car they are driving and they are caught driving even their own car, or a new car, or any fucking car without it, it's a one way trip to jail.

If.you.do it 3 times, you deserve what you get.
Unless that's being put in the same category as murderers and rapists.

Guess that's all that freedom you guys shout about all the time.

Drunk driving 3.times makes.you a murderer or rapist.

FREEDOM!

How is that tin foil hat? It's absolutely true.

>2 people go to court for DUI
>one wears a suit and has a lawyer
>the other wears a sideways hat and has his gramma there to support him

Which do you think is going to jail, and which do you think will have their charges knocked down to a seatbelt violation?

If you don't think that's the way it works, then you're fucking kidding yourself.

Well, to be fair, you know, we're all free to follow the rules. That goes for anyone living under any government in any society.

Maybe some hermit somewhere is still FREE free, but 99.999% of people are just relatively free.

ITT:
perfect example of why privatizing the prison system is a bad thing

>How do i bypass an ignition interlock?
Take that bottle/cock substitute out of your mouth.

Some hoverparents force them into their highschoolers car, there about $1200 + install (there is platnum in them, they are a small fuel cell and some anti tampering junk)

I'll go ahead and confirm this guy's telling the truth.

In the US, money talks, and bullshit walks. The only cases where that is not the case, are when it's some spectacular public show and the "world is watching" kind of shit, and then they convict, and turn around and railroad the appeal and turn the conviction into probation while nobody is looking.

Seriously. Enough money gets you out of ANYTHING. That's a fact.

That just raises more autism. In the UK it is illegal to use a hand held devise whilst driving. In the USA they expect alcoholics to drive down the road sucking and blowing like it's a fucking porno shoot. Seriously, what is wrong with you people?

But they aren't in a car registered to them, why would anybody pull them over if they weren't doing anything wrong.

Do police pull people over for no reason in your country?
Why would they do that?
Why would you out up with that?
Aren't you innocent until proven guilty?

How can you be innocent but stopped.by police for no reason?

I'm Confuse

They're all faggots, it's just business as usual.

Yup
In America it is okay to total 4 cars in a row while sober but if you drive to a checkpoint while drunk you are the devil

Because with the war on drugs, it's now guilty until proven innocent. And if a junkie accidentally bumped into your car or vomited on your lawn once, the cops can steal your car or house and resell them for a profit that goes right into their operating budget. In cases like these, the court case would be called something like, "United States vs. 1996 Toyota Corolla" or "United States vs. Residential Home at (address)". And property is also guilty until proven innocent

>Do police pull people over for no reason in your country?

They are not supposed to but sometimes they do. They call it "Suspicious activity" It can be anything. I changed lanes once and got pulled over and the cop said I was "weaving around in traffic" ANYTHING if the cop is bored and has a hardon for you, or doesn't like the look of your car or the cut of your jib.

>Why would they do that?
See above. Cops get their blood pressure up sometimes and need to let their aggression out on the people

>Why would you out up with that?
We don't if we can help it, that's why there's all the stink about police in the US.

>Aren't you innocent until proven guilty?
Yes, but a cop can say he "smelled" something and that's enough to put you in jail for the night.

>How can you be innocent but stopped.by police for no reason?

Shit happens, people make mistakes, and sometimes a cop is the stereotypical meathead control junkie having a bad day and deciding "You're it!"


The main point is that if someone has to have one of those things, a violation of probation means a full implementation of the original sentence plus some.which means, barely escaping prison to go on probation turns into prison again.

It's always been guilty until proven innocent you moron.

You realise everyone locked up in jail is innocent right?
All those people out on bail, they had to pay to get out of jail, even though they are innocent.

Innocent until proven guilty is complete bullshit.

First you gotta understand that there are 50 states, which means 50 completely different sets of laws on all of this.

Yes, there are many similarities across the board, but the details and penalties can vary widely.

So when you say to an Amerifag
>why is such and such retarded in USA?
you are most likely asking about a state, county, town (or other municipality) law.

Which means that, for example, I'm just as ignorant of the exact driving laws in Connecticut, even though it's about 50 miles (8,000,000 kilometers) from where I'm sitting right now.

It's a for profit institution in places. Like, say, you have a big company or lots of land or something, well, if you happen to be found with some random marijuana plants or almost ANYTHING, they can say that your lands and business were ENABLING and CONTRIBUTING to the crime, and they can then literally take ownership of your property.

The laws were originally designed so that big drug lords who got busted couldn't use their amassed wealth to get out of jail free, but it's turned into a nightmare where a county sheriff might decide he wants a new squad of patrol cars and needs to shake down some local business that "might" have some planted evidence.

So I guess that's all that freedom americans rant about so often then?

Well, bro, what can I say, people love blind rhetoric. At least it's not Sharia Law where you'd get stoned to death for being on a site like Sup Forums

Oh yeah I forgot, if you have any significant amount of money in your car when the police stop you for no reason, they can take that too. Doesn't matter if you're switching banks, moving, on your way to make a down payment on a house or buying a car with the cash, it's not yours anymore. The case would be called "United States vs. 10,000 dollars in United States Currency"

how the fuck do you start a car with air pressure produced from an engine that's not running... I don't... fuck... ,y braind

I'm quite sure you replied to the wrong post.
Or you've smoked so much you don't even know what's going on.

Both equally likely.