What would happen if I went to see the Queen but disregarded the correct etiquette (e.g...

What would happen if I went to see the Queen but disregarded the correct etiquette (e.g. by calling her 'Liz' or 'Lizzy' instead of Your Majesty)?

She would have a heart attack, die and you would be lynched.

off to the tower of london with you

oi this belland is a right nonce, innit

You would get chucked out of the event, probably punched by someone as well and put on a watchlist.

You should call her by her real name "Sachsen-Coburg" desu.

Well then you had better make it a duchy again

Then you should help us in restoring our monarchy and make Georg Friedrich Prinz von Preußen the Kaiser.

deal
but only if you grow back your balls and salvage something

I don't see Preußen on that map, friend.

It hashalf of the regions of prussia
You could try and get kaliningrad with your monies.

The queen would purse her lips in disgust and you would be removed from the event, news would maybe write a small article about your buffoonery and future employers would probably ask about it or just not hire you

> dear Liz, if you want to know a real man, come to Kampala

Third world dictators aren't as based as they used to :(

Even looking at that picture, I still can't believe there's kings and queens in the modern western world.

I find it hard to believe civilization exists outside of monarchies. Even looking at that flag, I really doubt it.

>his country has a president instead of a monarch
howling

>his country isn't on maps

republics btfo

>no zealand

whats the point of high GDP when monarchs enjoy the most of it with the least amount of work?

>be recucklic
>hate freedom
pick two

off to the tower mate