Culture Pals - /cp/

#DicksOutForLudwig edition

Come meet QTs from around the world, free /LudwigK

Website for newfags:
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH

mega with all the OP pics that nobody uses
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

Old thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=DJqDoEFJX5Y
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Damn, you were faster

This is where Luddie will spend his Christmas if we don't free him.

just saw this last thread, umm no that person from michigan wasnt me.. but what is this about me having a crooked nose?

Who is ludwig ._. (>人

We have to be even faster and more clever if we are going to take down the ip mods, brother.

That would be me.

Well I suppose if you really want I could do that...

I don't think you want it though

You're Ludwig ?

But you're brazilian...

I'm a Slav hiding in South America.

Why? (≧w≦)

this site still overrun with SEAs?

Because they mistook him for you and in Slovakia whores go to jail.

not an especially slavic name there senpai.

But...
He's in Brazil.
Why did they mistake him for a whore in SLovakia ?

Why was the last thread filled with edgemasters?

Post pictures of some lowkey nazi Serb qts and I might tell you friend ;)

Also post music lads, like yesterday

youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y

Because you're on Sup Forums

I don't know why there were so many Spaniards posting either mate.

mine's better.
but posting is on cd :(

>Post pictures of some lowkey nazi Serb qts and I might tell you friend ;)

So basically just post Serbian girls.

We're all nazis.
Except we believe we're the heavenly race not Aryans

youtu.be/dfddYDRIFGY
I prefer this version, because I'm that kind of guy who likes it up the bum.

I never claimed to be a high quality poster mang :3

Do I have to convert to Orthodoxy to impregnate that?

>not the version with fucking pavarotti
youtube.com/watch?v=qupH9aLF4hA

If this thread gets any more fabulous, I will start wearing a ridiculous large scarf when I post in it.

Yes.

Doesn't mean you shouldn't improve your shitposting skills senpai.

Think of the trifecta
Does it humiliate someone ?
Is it clever ?
Can you get away with it ?

If the answer to all three is yes, congratulations

Also

>likes it up the bum

tmi lad. I'd understand if you were a girl, but this is just wrong.

eh

3rd of us linked the same song.

Come on be original guys :(

youtube.com/watch?v=DB1Oaz82lik

What you're describing is how to become a /master memer/. Shitposters don't have to be clever as they are mostly just posting shit.

Lol, complain about me and my unoriginal taste ever again and I'll make you bum fuck me you bastard!
youtu.be/JVJSb4EesJc

Okay senpai.
You got me there

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Although I can beat that, because well.

I'm a Serb.

youtube.com/watch?v=DJqDoEFJX5Y

deep

reminds me of an old Canadian TV show

Is the prostitute Serb too? Because if she is why aren't you out banging her????

I like your songs, they are cute... You should probably send something like that to the Eurovision and no one would understand that you are singing about removing kebab!

Quite truly makes your neural network create more connections!

how much is 500 PLN in real money?

>500 PLN
>Polish Zloty

Come on man.

Nobody is a serb in that webm
>500 PLN
118 in burger dollars


Also
>tfw no slut like pic related :(

now would I be able to blow a load inside of her for 118? or just a fug with no condom?

With her senpai for 118 bucks you could do whatever you please

>When you have classes in the morning, but you were working the whole night

Such is the russian life


Also good night lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=S2aHcANs4GE

It would probably cost more to cum in her. But if you can haggle you could probably get to, 118 burger bucks is a lot of money for a whore like that.

it's a cheap price for a non 3rd worlder. In the UK a whore that doesn't look even half as good as this asks for £200

you seem very knowledgeable about this lol

used to think about going for whores many years ago, decided it was a retarded idea and didn't go for one

yea you could contract stds you know , just dont think about women at all.

how old are you anyway, thats very scary going out to get prostitutes

like I said, I didn't actually go for one, so all I know about are the prices, but not the experience itself.

Yeah but that guy seems like a 3rd worlder no wealthy tourist would ride up to a whore like that on a fucking bicycle.

>so all I know about are the prices
enlighten me, what were the prices back then?

A Swedish person messaged me this
Jag vill krama dig hela natten
What does it mean

Means "Come live in my country and be my husband"

>about to get a girl's skype
>she goes offline before I can ask
Darn.

It's a guy lol

And?

my favorite is
>get a qts skype
>im a complete autist and have no idea how to talk to people
>she turns out to be a lot cuter than her pictures let on
>absolutely spill my shit ALL over
I came across as even more of an autistic mess than I really am

Here's an idea:

>go to your bathroom
>look at mirror
>flex and try to make yourself look tall

It encourages a psychological effect where your confidence and adrenaline increase. That's what my roommate used to do before we went to the bar to smash some girls. Also, drink some courage juice.

Also, who cares if she looks very QT? You're not comparing yourself to her. Do you see a really nice GPU and say, "Oh man, that GPU looks so much better than me"? Of course not, you just buy the fucking GPU because you want it.

Be greedy, real fucking greedy, user.

...

This basically happened to me the last time a qt gave me her skype. I'm completely autistic and can get really uncomfortable actually speaking to people, so there were a lot of awkward silences and she thought I didn't want to talk to her. Didn't help that she had a really bad Russian accent either so I could barely understand her.
Now my Iranian qt wants to voice chat on whatsapp when she's done with finals because she wants to improve her English pronunciation. I'm scared of the same thing happening.

Haha and i can't be the husband cuz I don't have a dick

I have like 0 experience talking with people let alone really cute foreign girls. she was a literal 10/10 polish girl and we did have some stuff in common. I just don't know how to really initiate conversation and stuff. makes me sad that i'm remembering this now

Stop being an autist who doesn't care about our friend Ludwig

Lol, forgot pict :D

delete your account

No

Good morning

I

MISS

ENA

>Missing Bosnian Muslim diaspora.

yes

shut up

Korea user with last night's dinner
interpals.net/app/photo?pid=23943510&uid=376771276817891328&aid=4038347

Rachel > Ena, desu lad.

Rachel didn't send me a cute birthday postcard tho, did she?

Didn't she fugg some cper(s)?

No, but Rachel took out of focus, poorly composed photos of her cleavage.

>He hasn't gotten pet pics yet

GOML fagets.

I haven't spoken with her in a while, but last I heard she has an American qt.

Rachel > Ena

that is p cute

...

how did you get these pics of her? Are you Rachel? Don't lie

Have to write my third essay today, due in the morning. Apparently my shit's all retarded and i skip way ahead of the point and am unclear. Worried I won't get an A. Can someone skype me and give me reassurance for the next five hours?? pls and thank you ;d

Rachel and I used to be pretty close. We even met each other - but our correspondences eventually fizzled out.

did you fucc

How will I ever recover?

N-no. We just hugged - she was petite and had bony shoulders.

>How will I ever recover?

Forgot picture.

Sending random memes to girls?

A Nordbro told me she was trans. I fell for it, with hilarious results.

>she's still talking to you
Dear god.

...

More pictures of Rachel to affirm my unyielding heterosexuality.

we're doing it right?

Was he arrested?

Yes, for pulling his dick out in a school playground. That's why we're pulling our dicks out for justice.

how does a boring and anti-social person learn to use this site? what does a decent profile/picture look like? what about hellotalk? any experience with that?

>how does a boring and anti-social person learn to use this site?

Alcohol.

>what does a decent profile/picture look like?

The opposite of an unwashed neet in a dark and dingy room.

>how does a boring and anti-social person learn to use this site?
Understand that no one fucking cares about whatever it is that you say/write.
>what does a decent profile/picture look like?
no profile pic is the best option

>Understand that no one fucking cares about whatever it is that you say/write.
Then what's the point of conversing?
>no profile pic is the best option
Why?

>Then what's the point of conversing?
This burger is literally afraid of engaging in a dialogue pattern. If you think that someone on the other end of the line is going to say something unpredictable / provide a unique reaction then you are wrong on so many levels. Especially, keeping in mind that we are talking about fkn interpals.
>no profile pic is the best option
>sarcasm

Poe's law wins again.

HEHEHE HILARIOUS xdd

Le bump

So is she interested in french cock too?

Cock is culture my friend. You can also use Gallic cock as a ruse to get her to talk about cocks.

Eh, I would've but it seems that I've stranded her at just about the second message I've dispatched her way. She's a bielorussian beginner and it must've been too many fancy english words that I drowned her in [spoiler]:^([/spoiler]

There's only one thing to do friend.... Guess what!

Th-the D?

I don't have them on me, but I catch your meaning friend!

This guy has been stalking my profile for 3 weeks now.

/Dtrain77

He's an abomination.