Tfw can't afford food

>tfw can't afford food

what do Sup Forums? I have 1.75$ until June 15th

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How?

That's all the money I have

Doesn't your city have a soup kitchen.

Suck cocks. Ride cocks. Twerk. Drink piss for $$$

I live in ontario canada we don't have things for poor people like they do in the states

you're either rich here or youre starving because everything is way too expensive

1.75 Canadian. Even worse. Why such a bitch OP?

That's me a few days of every month man. If you're really hungry go to a fast food restaurant and steal all the packages of condiments and go home and pour them all in a bowl and its like a condiment soup. I prefer ketchup and mayo with a little bit of sugar added and mix it all up

Damn, props to you that's tough

>drinking condiments

now that's poverty kek

Go to a market and ask to speak to manager, offer some of your efforts in exchange for a bag of rice and dried beans. Will keep you going till payday

LOL sounds gross

Do you have a girlfriend? You can pimp her out..

Fucking summer fags

I find it hilarious that people find this image funny.

If people don't get their shit together, this is who they're going to become. Being a NEET is not cool and people don't realize that when their parents die, this woman is who they're going to become.

Offer house cleaning in a jock strap on Craigslist. You will get responses

Yeah man but when you're starving you'll eat pretty much anything. I remember as a kid we would sometimes have ketchup soup my mom called it but it was just packaged condiments she stole from restaurants and mixed in a bowl.

Steal shit, faggot.

What about family and friends?

It's fucked how the government won't help people like us but they'll give Syrian refugees houses and thousands of dollars a month for free

not unless you kill yourself first

Go to a bar and bet someone $20 they cant knock you out in 1min

They're all poor as well and can hardly afford to eat everyday, I've had 3 friends kill themselves in the laSt 4 months because they were sick of living in poverty and starving

...

They don't care about helping people. They do it for political gain and for public votes. People care far more about homeless people in other countries than they do homeless people in their own country.

They help out mudslimes, get a shit ton of political public support.

Jesus that's tough.

Steal food, I guess. If you get caught they'll feed you in prison.

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Bakery dumpsters. Gonafter they go hime for the night
This places always have a high turnover (a little bit of pun intended)
Used to do it all the time when I was drifting
Pic related. Rabbit Tail Abigial is my dirty train hopping waifu
you're welcome

Are you indigenous?

What country user?
What city and state if USA.

charlie their is free sandwich in break room

OOps, saw the rest of your thread, it was slow updating on my shit comcast connection.
Go begging near food establishments - especially where middle-class people eat. Make a sign, ask for food. Secure your food supply first if you have usable shelter.

Do you have something to sell/trade for food?

Furniture, games, clothes, even the computer/phone you are writing this thread on.

Here. Print this out when you need some money.

stupid poor fag. what part of Ontario? if you are nearby you can watch me eat a steak

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
fucking summer

YouTube how to catch fish without a pole and cook it. Or shoot anot animal if u got a gun or bow or can borrow one. Tell a friend u need foods. Sell something for dirt ass cheap and buy 29 bucks in groceries. Not sure wtf animals you have up there and not sure what laws are there, but I've ate rabbit, snake, opossum, various others. If you got opossums up there you can easily run them down on foot and grab by the tail. Good luck faggot.

Go dumpster diving or stealing. Once you stopped caring for a stupid concept of social prestige and are not bothered anymore by dumpsterdiving, you can get crazy amounts of free, pefectly good food. Today I got 4Kg of potatoes (the net was ruptured, potatoes perfectly fine), ~15 yoghurts, 5 camembert and a lot of other stuff.

Stop being a lazy fucking drug addict and get a job.

Feel better?

Go upstairs and get food from your mom's fridge

THIS
READ THIS

Use the last bits of your strength and charge people for lawncare. Rake some fallen leaves, shovel driveways of there's snow. Get creative user, even if you have to sell some of your stuff, the need to eat is greater than material possessions

this

blogto.com/city/2009/12/toronto_soup_kitchens_and_food_banks/

salvationarmy.ca/blog/2010/04/15/salvation-army-soup-kitchen-sees-new-faces-daily/

You faggots will do anything for money/food BUT get a job. Fucking fine logic always used in these threads.

I guess sucking yer gherkin wasn't workin'

Calling a pizza place and ordering a really bizarre pizza for pickup will net you a fresh pizza in the trash bin shortly.

Become a male prostitute

This. There's no shame asking to work because you're hungry.

Become a wagecuck.
Pan handle
Steal shit and sell it
Do some online scams
Sell drugs
Die from starvation

Only options. Faggot.

I think OP died of hunger.

Your local Little Caesars throws out tons of food. Go thru their dumpster and get some hobo pizza

That should get you a big snickers. Eat half now, save half for later.
/tread

>little Ceasars
>food

That's oddly fantastic user. Do like I do tho guys. When u have extra money fill a few tubs of cans of shit and raven and stuff. Like 3 months worth of food. Nothing worse than being broke and hungry. Accept maybe being out of beer.

It's simple. Have sex with a dog or some other animal, it really doesn't matter. Once you've done it for a while, start using the sex as an attraction for weirdos. I'm sure there are probably about 5% of the people in your area that would pay for it. You cater to these weirdos until a affluent one watches your sex acts and gives you a show on TV. Once you get enough viewers, this eventually becomes a social norm. You've got money, fame, and now I can fuck my goddamn dog without my bitch mom nagging at me.

Camembert. Are you French? Or does that stuff exist outside of France?

Learn to budget idiot, you deserve to starve.

Sell blood plasma buy rice.

That suckshe bro. We grew up dirt poor in the trailer park. But dad worked his ass off and mom babysat. We never went without food. I'm grateful for that.

Rice is cheap everywhere in the world.

What the fuck are you on about m8? I live in Ontario myself and there's a piss load of ways to get free food ...

Ontario Canada

I used to do this as well. But I would boil water with ketchup packets and have tomato soup. 1.75 will get you a decent bag of rice. You can do the condiment trick and put hot sauce on your rice.

Dude. Just go into any grocery store and steal shit. If you feel bad keep track and go pay the manager later and say sorry, but u were hungry and stole food. 9/10 you are good. And if you get caught you go to jail. Where there is food.

What part of Ontario are you in I will teach you how to survive because you aren't doing a very good job of it.

Spend that money on oats/rice
In the uk we have tesco basics which is the supermarket's bare essentials at the lowest price - so you can get pasta and baked beans and shit for under 50p
I assume you must have something similar for all the college kids?

Canada has free helth care. Go to a hospital and tell them you're afraid you m8ght kill yourself. Play the game but 3 hots and a cot better a weird purgatory than jail. 45 percent of the people in the places I went weren't legit crazy just had emotional problems.

Jesus fuck user. That really sucks. My best friend an hero a few months ago. Fuck I hate it.

Easy solution OP got to truck stop and suck cock for money. Always worked for me

that not true kek, i live in canada, every province in canada has homeless shelters that will give u food and a place to sleep for the night, some even give u work if u arnt a lazt fuck. get off b/ u potato and google maps one of the place.

here.
woodshomes.ca/site/PageNavigator/programs/street_services/programs_street_services.html

woodshomes.ca/site/PageNavigator/programs/street_services/programs_street_services.html

>do Sup Forums?
Manage your money better

kek

OH YEAH. I forgot. If you have smaller stores like a dollar general or something they toss out dated canned food all the fucking time.

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Based.

You're right.

Stop spending money on shit you don't need

>Food banks in Ontario
google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=Food Bank ontario&rflfq=1&rlha=0&rllag=45059163,-80195424,170068&tbm=lcl&tbs=lf:1,lf_ui:2&rlfi=hd:;si:

Go to a food bank and say you have no money, that is why they are there. Go to your local social services building and request aid, explain your situation to them (no money for food) they will set you up with some government assistance program.

Also contact relatives if you can (parents) or somebody who might give a fuck about you and tell them you have no money for food. If no family then rely on government I guess.

Us Canadians pay absurd amounts in taxes, and while I do not agree with our high tax rates, I do support people like you receiving aid considering it is a large part of the reason why our taxes are so high.

But honestly go to a food bank, they will set you up with shit tons of donated food for free.

OP Do you live on a reservation? Answer my fucking questions or I will pray that you starve swiftly.

Fucking kek.

Options:
A. Go make money.
B. Forage for wild food.
C. Hunt/Trap for meat.
D. Food Bank
E. Dumpster Dive behind grocery store. (Not as bad as it sounds. They throw out decent produce that even just looks unappealing.)

Go to a labour ready office and they will pay you cash that day for work. Lazy cunts.

As somebody who works healthcare security in Canada, a lot of people do this Keep in mind nursing staff knows this and will likely catch on then I'll be the one escorting you off property.

Also don't do this because it'll go on your medical record and will hurt future employment opportunities.

google.ca/search?q=homeless shelter in ontario&rflfq=1&rlha=0&rllag=44204246,-79634092,63805&tbm=lcl&tbs=lf:1,lf_ui:2&rlfi=hd:;si:&rct=j

start walking fagot.

Do you have anything to pawn?

hit up some day labor places
they pay daily nigger

Genious! Or call and order 8 pizzas near closing time for carry out. Walk in right at close and ask for a water and tell them you are wait on a friend to order so they fuckoff. Set near as can to pizzas. At close they will toss them or divide them up at the end of the night. Ask if you can buy one for cheap. They surely will sell you one. Tell them you don't get paid till next day though and you will run by and pay. Or tell the truth and just walk into places asking g if they will let you work for food. Dumpster dive is your best bet tho.

Niggas will ask for anyway to make money/food OTHER than actually getting a job. He said theres no shelters in Ontario and yet numerous people have listed locations. How insane.

dumpster dive near a local food store, or ration food like rice. you can go a few days without a meal if you've eaten well the other days. make sure you have a good water supply. go busking if you're talented.

Literally the priority should be
>Food Bank
>Homeless Shelter
>Government Services building for obtaining assistance

One of the three will prevent you from starving. Food Bank #1 because it's all donated food and they usually give you a shopping cart and then you just go through and pick the food you want (limited to how much you can have)

Homeless Shelter if for whatever reason you cant make it to a food bank and then going to a government assistance office and getting some form of assistance so you do not go without food like that again.

It's IMPOSSIBLE to starve in Canada or really any first world country. Drop your fucking pride and go to a food bank, a lot of families have to do it and a lot of people have to do it to survive.

1.get dog
2.people will help get food for dog
3.share food + have a friend
4.????
5.profit

Just walk into the er, make eye contact, and fucking fake a faint. To when you come to and they are helping you up tell them you are hunary and sometimes pass out if you don't eat. Mutherfuckers will feed u then.I'm

What food do you currently have in?

Also, if no rice or oats or shit, then you need to sell something which you view as essential which actually isn't. Such as the phone or computer you're posting on, a TV, games console or laptop. It's shit, but you NEED food.

Kek

Everyone send $1 via paypal

>ITT OP baiting us for money

I'm german

Sell whatever device you are using to access Sup Forums, even if it doesn't belong to you.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

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