You get a billion dollars

>you get a billion dollars
>but you have to fuck her pussy
>no washing your dick afterwords

no

I'd do it for free tbh

did she take a bath right before?

no

I'd do it, I'm not stupid

then no

i meant current hillary

for a billion Id fuck OP's pussy.

I'd do it then buy a new dick

You never said current hillary so fuck you

For a billion I'd do it. I may need some viagra or something to get it up but for that amount who cares?

You didn't say "to completion"
I will just one thrust her, spend the rest of the day vomiting, and then collect my billion

I'd be in it.

Bill hasn't been in there in a while so it would be like opening King Tut's Tomb.

you don't want to fuck me trust me

I fuck her with no condom and then fuck that cottage cheese out of her phat ass

It's amazing to look back. From this to looking like an Elton John drag act.

Not if theres a nuke up her snizz

>a billion dollars to fuck an old lady

Uh who WOULDN'T agree to that? It's a fucking billion dollars to have gross sex that's the dream

i'm ugly as fuck

wait so after fucking her i cant bathe ever?

a billion dollars. fuck yeah we all would.

Yes, and afterwards ill choke her to death with my cock. Sounds like a plan

that's right

I do it for free and I would fuck a real queen as well

Can I bathe if I chop my dick off and get it replaced with another dick
Since then I'm not washing ~that~ dick?

yes because that's not your dick

Okay that seems fair.
I mean, with a billion dollars you could have a new dick stem cell culture grown.
Or you could hire a hitman to kill someone with a really nice dick and steal it for you.