Green text thread? Ill start (Im bad at greentxt so Im sorry)

Green text thread? Ill start (Im bad at greentxt so Im sorry)

>Senior in high school
>School has the tards do the recycle
>One kid, lets call him Eddy, is the leader
>School has been making him do the recycle since he was a freshman
>Has some sort of OCD or something, obsessed with fucking recycling
>ThreeRs.jpg
>Skip to last week
>Ed is holding doors open for people for a good 5 minutes
>One kid goes through other door, the one he wasnt holding
>Tard Rage Imminent
>"EXCUSE ME SIR"
>Kid knows he made a huge mistake
>"I AM HOLDING THIS DOOR OPEN FOR YOU AND YOU DECIDED TO GO THROUGY THAT ONE AND I THINK THATS VERY DISRESPECTFUL"
>Kid is holding back his laughter
>Nothing else happened, pretty boring
>Every friday, tards parade around the school doing the recycle, sorting boxes, etc
>Eddy walks around school every lunch with a garbage container, and takes kids garbage
>Idea.png
>I walk up to him with a pop can and my friends plastic water bottle
>Pretend Im a tard, maybe he'll think Im his brethren
>"Does these go in dere?"
>Ed turns red, ready to pop off
>"No, those go in the RECYCLE"
>Put on a blank stare
>throw it in the garbage
>TardRageActivate.mp3
>Throws the entire fucking garbage clear across the room
>Walks out screaming about how sick he is of school

MOAR

I SAID MOAR

He better walk the fucking dinosaur

I love a good tard story.

>i'm a hugh cox

Got me a knee slappin

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Is that really the whole story you faggot?

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>pop can

you're the one who sounds like a tard.

Eddy on the otherhand sounds like a good egg.

There's something fishy about this thread...

Wow she's cute.

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I know, i've never said this before but I would fuck that fish.

Stupid fucking worthless predictable unfunny joke.

I take it you do not want to fuck the fish?

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>be me
>be like 12
>fall asleep in parent's room
>imabadass.psd
>dad wakes me up
>tells me that I have to get up so he could sleep or some shit
>fuck
>i comply
>dad asks if i need to piss before i go back to bed
>i do
>starts sleep walking
>forgets how to do the bathroom thing
>walks into own room
>walks to dresser, still sleepwalking
>opens pajama drawer and starts unloading my piss into it
>father comes in
>"user what the actual fuck are you doing?"
>still sleepwalking
>look deep into father's soul
>farts really fucking loud
>flops onto my bed
>leaves dad with a dresser drawer filled with pajamas dripping in my own piss
>mfw

No. I want to fuck hher cute skinny underage human girl in the Hollister shirt.

She's pretty hot too tbh

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Faker than kim K

My sister used to sleepwalk. She tried to piss in the fridge multiple times and would yell, "I KNOW!" when anyone would try to tell her anything.

hope she didn't pee on the peas

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I don't get it.