How do you commit the perfect murder Sup Forums?

How do you commit the perfect murder Sup Forums?

Kill someone on purpose and don't get caught.

Become a police officer
shoot a black male
claim self defense

death by memes

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Excessive number of steps and also not murder

You use a gun and dont murder someone for some idiot reason which people will trace you down for

implicitly it was NOT self defense, you would be lying

And it being a joke you shouldn't take it seriously.

If you want a perfect murder to be less than 3 steps then you really can't so

Use a magic spell?

You kill yourself.

Murderer gets away every time.

Murder is the wilful killing of a human.

On the interstate during the name. At the moment where your about to pass someone and you're the only two people in sight. Untraceable, especially out in country areas.

Put cyanide in a stranger's orange juice

>buy gun
>buy 5 bullet tops
>buy silencer
>buy cloroform
>go to victims house
>enter house silently
>use clhoroform
>put victim in car
>go to a complete fucking desert where no one ever will fucking find victim
>dig grave or leave it to wolves
>???
>profit

Stay close to your victim and if he/she goes to eat/drink something, put cyanide when no one's looking, then gtfo asap.

chloroform is hollywood bullshit

>go to drug dealer
>ask for "scopolamina" (dont know name in english)
>use in victim
>tell them to go to a forest and shoot himself in the head
>suicide.jpg
>profit

and there's no such thing as silencers

inb4 muh subsonic rounds

you just need to have the contacts, a friend that works as a pharmacist i.e.

yeah lemme go to the store and buy a silencer real quick

people get away with murder all the fucking time just google unsolved crimes and get creative

thats the mind control drug that just hit south america right?

Join Isis, murder, get away with it because nobody wants to pay the cost to wipe out an organisation that doesn't have anything profitable to steal from them afterwards.

>not using DW
>any gunstore sells fucking suppressors

easy make one from a youtube video or use an oil filter

exactly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04

best thing is, this plant just grows anywhere, its legal and very pretty actually.

top kek, you actually believe there's a drug out there that makes people do your bidding unwillingly.

>send victim to the past
>atach silver bars as payment
>have him kill on arrival by hired killer
>killers disposes of the body before target is even born
>send killer back in time
>atach gold bars to close the loop
>profit

kek

It actually does, I live with a colombian guy, dude's from Cali, his cousin was drugged with scopo, they stole everything from her, her bank accounts, and then raped her, bitch's crazy af now because they even used a very high dose.

There are places that exist that are not america

>buy gun
>walk past a group of niggers without crossing the street
By doing this, you're telling them you want trouble in their retarded street language, and as they try to engage you, shoot them. Also, just hope they don't also have a gun to shoot back.

>nigger
>not having a gun

Have someone fall in love with you and then tell them to fuck off. They will die of a broken heart.

i think he means a drug that would leave you lucid enough to navigate your way to the forest and operate a firearm yet intoxicated enough to believe killing yourself is the best route to go.

> move to hawaii
> kill victim
> throw body in volcano
> go to Mexico

Go to a random city, shoot someone, drive away.

The bystander effect will make sure any possible eyewitness will be too shocked to do anything, and since this is a random person there's no possible link to you (most murders are only solved when the murderer knows the victim).

Whatever, you can just go with the victim past midnight, give the gun and to him/her and tell them to pull the trigger, then gtfo without nobody noticing and even technically it would be a suicide.

kek'd