Most cool way to kys? not suicidal, just wondering

most cool way to kys? not suicidal, just wondering

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Get hit by meteorite.

>buy easily concealed handgun
>dress as clown
>find group of kids in populated area
>get their attention
>shout "HEY CHECK THIS OUT!"
>shoot yourself in the head

I've always wanted to skydive and land in front of a group of people but this sounds better

hahahaha

suicide bomb the is

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Suicide by cop dressed as a clown while holding children hostage would be even better.

>Buy shit tons of gas cans and stuff them in your car
>Do as many drugs as possible
>Drive off a huge cliff screaming "FUCK NIGGERS!"

Anvil + pulleys + rope.

Hold the anvil up until your head is under it, then release the rope.

>Do a phat line of ketamine
>steal a plane full of sand niggers
>crash it into the Kaaba

cutting your own head off with a chainsaw

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/chainsaw-death-was-carefully-thought-through-suicide-1025503.html

Stab yourself in the ass

Shove a stick of dynamite up your ass and blow your self up in a bathroom stall. Grunt as loud as you can before hand and scream "it's a big one" before you blow

Make crystals.

>Hire Hitman
>Superglue your hands to your head
> Get Hitman to cut your head off.

>When people find your dead body it will look like you ripped your head off.

Dress up as a goat then trick a sandnigger into fucking you. Once he's about to climax take off your goat mask and blow yourself up

Die of old age
>Body no longer supports itself
>you killed yourself

jump in active volcano

plzz dont gay op

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