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vegimites aight, i have it on toast when I feel bad and hungry. I can't usually stomach most foods when I'm feeling sad. like my body just completely shuts out food

when my dog died and my mother blamed it on me I didn't eat for 2 days

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so who wants coffee

I don't like coffee.

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Coffee is good.

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I don't like your shit drawings

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Good thing I'm not an artist.

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I dont drink it

Just had almost a litre

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Damn man.
That was under 4 minutes...

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there's water for tea too

the good thing about internet coffee is the mouthfeel, no time to spend with your mouth in use, just text comms

drink me then

ily foxy

Wow, nice feet!

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#evolution

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I don't like tea, either.

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Also, why the fuck is there an ifunny watermark on that?

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This is the outfit one of the local baristas was wearing today.

Where do you live? I want to move there.

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is that.. an imageswap?

Washington

Nope, baristas really dress like that here.

Obviously not. Read the text.

it's a meme

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gfy lizzy

Hey! there you go, if you're as petite as you say, you could be a bikini barista.
They make fuck tons of money.

i dont know you

I've always wanted to move to Canada, or anywhere cold and preferably mountainous, but I've a new consideration now.

Pawsbolutely disgusting

dont have the body for it, to skinny i look like a spoopy

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>cardio
>eat more
You'll be there in 3 months.

Skinny is fine.

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>not sure if benis or large horse clit

Not a benis.

you're a stud

i could use the introduction, it's been some time ive seen you with the snek threads

benis

Just saw that at the source today

Ah well, fine with me either way.

wishit was that simple, I had mcdonalds for dinner last night and whatever the day and whatever yesterady blah blah blah

high metabolism is what im saying, I just can't gain weight

ive also get stretch marks on my back and bad acne on my upper chest area.

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hi

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do you do drugs?

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From Nightfaux's submission page:
>Kind of refreshing to draw this, I don't think I've ever drawn the actual trapping part of my traps x3
>Also, I never realized how hard it is to draw a taped-back dong when the taper is packing like 13 inches and two baseballs

That's fine too.

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A dog actually. Or a renard

no its not

Interdasting..
I know the horse character and it's always a mare...

besides alcohol, no.

>high metabolism is what im saying, I just can't gain weight
High metabolism is a meme. That isn't how that works, it defies the laws of thermodynamics. It's literally impossible. Trust me, I've been a /fit/izen for 4 years now, I know my shit. I've lost 15 pounds in the last 2 months, down to about 100 pounds. I promise you, you don't eat as much as you think you do. And it isn't just about one day, it's about every day, and the entire week. You absolutely can gain weight. Don't think you can? Try the Starting Strength beginner weightlifting routine for 3 months and drink a gallon of milk a day as suggested for those underweight. I guarantee you that you will absolutely gain weight.

Sure it is.

speaking of, i really wanna drink right now and roll over and die

my real name is ren, believe it or not

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Certainly, butt in an sfur thread there will always be >= 1 ppl that'll disagree

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>ive also get stretch marks on my back and bad acne on my upper chest area.
And as for that, it all comes down to diet. Stop eating McDonalds, and it will go away. When I was fat, it was because I had a shitty diet, and subsequently shitty skin. Eat better, and it will change. If it doesn't, then exfoliate and moisturize after every shower. You skin will luck much better, I swear to you.

cheers im sittin back right now on a fosters

Yup, butt since about year or two ago everyfur's genderfluid

I blame global worming

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im sorry im to tired and I didn't acutally read your block of text

the other problem is i get full, and when i get full im full for a while, and if I dont need to eat then i dont eat cause its a waste of food

it is

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>it is
It is ok.

tiiime, eeeeeeefort.

i'll make myself presentable when I need to be, I hate wearing tight or revealing clothes anyway. I prefer long warm baggy pants and hoodies anyway.

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it is NOT haha trickded you

I can believe

Is it just that or short fur smth?

i fucking love twokinds

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short for aren
my eleventh dimensional name is elizabeth tho

nice

uwot

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littens gonna brb, gotta check somethin