How is the USA supposed to beat Argentina?

How is the USA supposed to beat Argentina?

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Defending and not missing half a dozen wide open looks.

t. Venezuela

One word.

Pulisic.

by believing we can win

memes are our only hope

heart and BELIEF

Threat of aerial bombardment

By FIGHTING and WINNING

Alexi Lalas says we are not the underdogs

Refball

We only defeated Venezuela by 3 because of refball. It should have been like 6-1 with 2 or 3 red cards for them

with heart

just let meme magic happen

Lalas says a lot of things

Lalas is a jackass.

PULISGOD

alexi lalas is the dumbest motherfucker alive i swear

Zusi is starting, Argies beware.

Pressure and not fucking up real bad in the defense. See, Argentina likes to play with control of the ball, precise passing. But most players aren't fit for that system and if you put pressure in the mid and on the defense, Argentina will spaghetti.

the 1/64 german genes are on you, you will crush us


but really, our defense is shit and we LITERALLY don't know what to do when we get pressured, we always lose the ball

implanting a dictatorship like in the old times

Go back to Sup Forums

Rojo-Funes Mori-Otamendi-Mercado is literally the best defensive line in the whole world, counting both club and international level

simple, remove all of the coca-cola vending machines from the premises.

Please, no one take this bait. I am giving away a (you) so the shitposter will leave us alone.

By playing the innovative 10-0-0 formation

or add and endless cheese pizza buffet so messi never leaves the table

Yeah why cant we just do this?

Organization, determination, luck.

Joke's on you we already bombarded ourselves aerially in the 50s

diving

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>mfw amerisemen fans are actually going to be upset and calling for klinnsman to be sacked after they lose to argentina as if they are in the same universe of talent and ability

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oh, i forgot that canada exists.

this made me laugh in real life

hope Argentina chokes like it does so often in tournaments, because if they show up in the right frame of mind we probably lose.

BUILD WALL

>forgetting our second largest state

when you wear a hat that long you forget it's even there

Hows your team doing m8?

We literally never chocked, what the fuck are you talking about? Stop repeating every dumb meme you read on Sup Forums like you knew about football

Name a single tournament in the last 100 years where we chocked

seriously you fags blame him when you as a country just decided to give a shit about this sport in the last 10-15 years and expect to content on the same level as teams that have been playing this game for generation after generation for over a century and more

memes.

Pressuring the midfield hard, not choking away good chances and not playing murderball

>le weed man

I'm pretty sure out expectations are no where near that level

Oh have another drink a go sit in the corner boy. Grown folk with world class soccer teams are talking

Score a goal early on through luck and or refball and park the bus. Even then we will most likely lose.
I'm fine with losing to Messi as long as it isn't that bad.

>last year's Copa America
>the Copa America before that
>the Copa America before that
>the Copa America before that

no idea where I got that idea from

we kill the messi

What is with all these awful Canadian posters lately?

By keeping theneye on the prize. The memes from a US-Mexico final will be legendary.

You forgot the world cup also

How did we choke last year?

Chile was playing at home and cheated like rats

How did we choke there? Germany had a way better team than us

2010 I guess

they certainly didn't "choke" in 2014

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No worries, we have Bobby Wood to score a goal or two.

how is missing most of your penalties ever NOT choking?

He's out m8

Wood got a bullshit yellow, as did Bedoya

Jones earned his red though

Sad theyre not included in the copa

Doesn't matter
Unless there's some miracle they will all be out

By not giving a crud what the Sup Forums haters think

based alexi

I was about til i saw your post. Thank you.

I BELEIVE

>most
>only 1
ok..

Klinsmann get off my board you are not getting secret information from us

I dont think he knows what "choking" means.

We're gonna unload so much freedom on them.

it ends here
I wish we at least had all the starters
that ref was ridiculous

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Very unlikely. USA will have to get lucky and probably advance on pens. They have a competent defense (arguably the best back 4 we've had in a while) but the midfield is severely weakened with Bedoya and Jones out (though I think Zusi and whoever else Klinsman puts there will be able to run longer). I think Pulisic or Nagbe, whoever replaces wood, will be able to decently attack the Argie defense if the midfield doesn't collapse easily. My prediction is 3-4 really good scoring chances, maybe 1 goal. My fingers are crossed that Pulisic gets the nod and ends up scoring. Hopefully they can hold back Argentina's offense, we'll see.

This. Copa America ending on a 2-0 win for America over Mexico is THE ideal ending.

With the help of these dubs

Maybe English is to hard for you, Fernando

seems weird they will have 2 fewer days of rest, why is the schedule like that?

You have Clint Dempsey
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Bribes. It's already fixed.

Bribery. I bet if we offer Messi a lifetime of cheese pizzas delivered via helicopter anywhere in the world, he'd throw the game.

Schedule is always set up to give host team the biggest advantage possible

You'd need to provide Sprite as well.

>cheese pizzas
>not burgers

wc finals 2014

start by not conceding 7

>implying
Our pizzas are by far superior to yours, I was actually very surprised by this.

By playing a great game, being lucky, hoping Messi has a bad match, and shooting Di Maria in the leg before he recovers.

>lately

They have always been awful

>Alexis Lelels
Come on bro use your head.

Based Brooks will break Messi's legs

Will they atleast give us back Jermaine Jones through an appeal?

Probably not 2bh

Fuck off, pedo

They need to , we are the host.

Let us face the #1 ranked team in the world with our army

If anything they downgrade it to a yellow so hed still be suspended

Hold the match on some certain islands.
They have a 100% loss rate there.

Grease it like Euro 2004

USA to meme Messi and Argentina out of another major tournament

You dont beat Argentina , you wait and let us fail as we did for the past 23 years

It's soccer. A game of chance.
Just defend and cross finguers.

>Murrishits
>beating argentina EVER
top wew

they don't.
the goal is not to get 7-0 like Mexico.