Get this b fags, I slammed a '91 Toyota truck 6mph into a monument. I forever suffer brain damage as a result. During the extreme collision, glass exploded everywhere and got in my lungs, I had collapsed lungs. The truck engine came backwards and crushed my left femur in half, requiring immediate surgery. Broke my left ankle/toe as well, Godamnit. Holy fucking shit did I fuck up that day in '14! Damn! I forgot Slayer and Cannibal Corpse for guitar :'( makes me Suicidal
Shoot me with questions, I am a retard ask away . . .
Samuel Clark
God damnit 60 mph not fucking 6
Jacob Morris
6mph damn
Jacob Gonzalez
Good thing you weren't going 10mph
Owen Cruz
How did you remember all of your lines in Moonraker and then Happy Gilmore?
Jack Perez
No option, forced puncture through my neck to my lungs to breath. A titanium rod's in my left femur right now. Fuck did I fuck up!
Eli Cooper
If you cut that faggot hair, maybe you could see you were about to drive into a stationary object.
Dominic Jones
Stfu faggot no
Carter Rogers
Fuck yo couch nigga
Jordan King
Did you get the truck going again? I need the diff from it. Lol truck captcha
Lucas Jackson
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Dominic Davis
Would you say you now have suicidal tendencies? Hurrrrr
Luke Fisher
Btw I am 6'2 and a half LOL you're all faggot midgets
Easton Russell
No shit dude I killed myself that fateful day
Julian Morris
Atleast I know how to drive. Just because you have long hair doesn't mean u have to drive like a woman.
Matthew James
holy fuck yur right could be his kid.....and OP is lucky fag at least yur alive and my friend did something similar 1 guy dead 1 guy blind for life from glass
Evan Campbell
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Michael Gray
U really are dumb. Were you getting a Pepsi? All u wanted was a pepsi? And she wouldn't give it to you?
Jaxon Hughes
Kek
Brody Howard
Hey Richard, what monument did you hit and how much did the repairs cost your family?
Carson Smith
I was alone praise god only I got hurt I would've long ago killed myself if ibwas in a holw because I hurt somebody
Lincoln Smith
oh yeah and also dude driving blew his own head off a year and a half later
Jacob Howard
Get this horse shit: the city demanded I pay them for obstructing the monument. I pushed it and hurt it, the wanted a little over 2 thousand!!!
Joseph Thompson
Wtf fr
Kayden Phillips
Holy shit 6mph m8 you crazy motherfucker
Levi Cook
Typo I have brain damage it was a rediculous 60
Eli Roberts
Sounds fair to me, those film royalties should cover that easily anyways Mr. Kiel...
Ryder Nelson
Real questions real comments come the fuck on Sup Forums
Camden King
I am never to drive ever again. Not that it's forever illegal, my parents just say no and Fuck it I'm sopposed to be maggot food, I'll listen. I am too fucked up, I lost the ability to run & not even a fatass! Fucking gaaaaay
Nathan Fisher
Scar from surgery just for the broken ankle, maaaaany more new scars
Oliver Rivera
dude you're alive in the information age where being social doesn't require you to be ambulatory quit fkn crying. and trim those brows geico
Blake Rivera
My femur scar, surgery & whatnot with bonus penis
Jack Ramirez
Why, a handsome, young professional like yourself should have no problem at all rebounding from this minor setback. Keep your resume updated, monitor your Linkedin Profile, and network, network, NETWORK!
Blake Scott
Lol noob idk why but YOU make me laugh
Carter Nelson
I've got news for you Java man. That wreck 'aint got nuthin' to do with it.
Jayden Ramirez
thanks bro that means a lot serious
Evan Stewart
With what, remember, brain damage
Robert Long
I had to learn all over again how to walk and talk, shit was savage as fuck
Christopher Hernandez
6'2 and 180 something I'm not fat, here's the feeding tube scar, I was put into an induced coma
Angel Morgan
The monument was removed. Muehehehehehehee lol
Christian Bell
Anybody want more op pingis?
Sebastian Brown
k i feel for you on that musta been hard. props on that. but would it have killed you to put just a litle effort into trimming those eyebrows? I mean shit compared to the other stuff it's like nothing...
Justin Hernandez
Fuuuuuck I dare not, my retarded ass will make myself an abomination