You wake up in Niger

>You wake up in Niger

>Wat do?

Get called a nigger by anons on Sup Forums.

Become hungry for drumsticks

Well, sand is the only thing that available in this country. So, eat it i guess.

Head on over to normiedom, Chad.

It looks like a fried chicken wing.

ooga bugga where the wite wominz at
*takes boat to europe as syrian refugee*

kms

99% of Niger's GDP is smuggling niggers.

what's the difference between niger and nigeria?

where do their names come from?
I'm just puzzled as to why they sound ethymologically the same as a racial slur.
it's just weird.

Niger is desert with under 20 million people.
Nigeria is more varied in geography, with near 200 million people, also has the oil.

>I'm just puzzled as to why they sound ethymologically the same as a racial slur.

Do you even know how to pronounce the two?

Do you even know what etymology means?

do nuffin

>Commonly linked by folk etymology to Latin niger (“black”), which likely influenced the modern spelling. Some sources give the term to Tuareg roots, deriving it from a claimed gher n-gheren or egereou n-igereouen ("river of rivers").[1][2] Older sources derive Niger via a series of mistranslations and geographic misplacements by Greek, Roman and Arab geographers, from Ptolemy's descriptions of the valley Gir (a wadi in modern Algeria), and the "Lower Gir" (or "Ni-Gir") to the south.[3]

Head south, as at least in Nigeria they speak english.

Niger does have (open-air) uranium mines at least.

Find cheap African drugs

And have proper cities

>Be 18
>Get up when the moon is directly above me
>Probably 3 AM, but $3 watches are only for the rich
>Walk 18 miles to get water
>Get back at noon. See that hyenas have ravaged the town.
>20th brother is eaten.
>Thank Allah that I don't have to pray for him to heal by sacrificing our only goat.
>Resume my place as village elder since everyone else above the age of 16 has died of AIDS.
>Pretty boring. Mostly questions about selling family members into slavery and 4-year-olds children asking me to pray for their 14-year-old mothers.
>Never do. They're already done for.
>Hear screaming.
>That means my time is done for the day.
>Daily prayer dance is starting.
>Pray for enough rotting animal carcasses so we can have a good harvest.
>Never do.
>Doesn't matter.
>Go to sleep
>Die of malnutrition

How many niggawatts can they produce with the uranium?

More of a burden desu.

Steal Chad's CAR

it's shaped like fried chicken lmoa

Join Boko Haram.