ITT: quick ways to make money illegally (or legally)
Anyone here a criminal? I need some new methods
I used to stick my arm up a vending machine and make the pops fall out. Went to the hospital it was at almost every other night for a year and cleared that bitch out. Soon I realized I didn't have much use for 100's of bottles of pop (literally hundreds) so I started carhopping.
Im bored with that cos the only turnout is pocket change and throwback phones (and being chased by niggers on occasion)
So any ways i can make some quick money? Is it possible to knock the top off a parking meter and collect the change? Or make some fake keys for vending machines and the like?
>inb4 nigger >inb4 get a job, I have one n steal from there too
Go onto craigslist or whatever your equivalent is. search for free shit, and find the stuff that's in half decent condition. Pick it up and resell it. Most people just want to ditch furniture quickly when they're moving or a relative died. you can make a couple hundred off each piece depending on the condition.
Brody Bell
Whore yourself/girlfriend out on the internet. You can make hundreds every night on those cam websites if you do it right. By far the easiest money I've ever made.
Ethan Cruz
I used dig through the police station trash and score drugs they threw out.
Justin Russell
Well, OP. I have recently come up with a actually good idea that has the possibility of working. Basically get a bunch of amateur porn videos, or recordings of live cams. Go on a live cam site, where viewers can pay to view. And instead of doing any work as an amateur porn star, just play the video and have people believe it is live. Most websites tax 50-90% of your earnings but you can easily have multiple streams.
Tyler Morgan
Bump
Bentley Lewis
I used to do that with computers, it's crazy that people will pay $100 for a Dell from the 90's. Especially when all I would do is vaccum the insides, wipe the exterior down and clear the hard drive
I've always figured that there'd be people willing to pay me to rub one off. Is it really that easy?
You have gotta be the feds. There's no way
That sounds pretty good, but I'm sure there's someone out there that's seen the videos before
William Collins
Get a job nigger.
Learn basic technical analysis.
Trade stocks.
The bit people fuck up is not being a dumb nigger and actually learning analysis.
Christian Jackson
Gtfo cracka, ain't nobody got time fo dat whiteboi shit
Jace Johnson
Went from entry level shit job. Learned technical analysis over summer and made a killing off of trading 3x leveraged funds
Thomas Bailey
just shoplift its super easy if you want something at the mall wear it under your cloths when you get out of the changing room and walk out and if its in a super market put it in your bag in the garden section and walk out the garden section or hop the fence when people arent there
Isaac Cox
Do you still stream?
Logan Nguyen
see? even this faggot is interested and he doesn't even know what gender I am.
Chase Price
I'm not a thief because I can't buy the shit I want, I just have things to take care of. So stealing something with a lot of risk involved and only getting half (if that) of what it's worth isn't very suitable for me. On another note though I've seen crackheads walk out of walmart carrying tvs, so they just must not give a fuck
Nathan Price
I bet you could find someone who would pay you $100 to kill yourself.
Logan Morales
kek
unfortunately no, my gf wasn't comfortable with it so we stopped after a while.
if youre a solo guy, you gotta be ripped/hung. Having a girl with you will instantly gain thousands more viewers though
Josiah Kelly
Huh. It really is that easy. Fucking faggots man
I'll bet a hundred that you can find your way to tumblr, fucking pleb
Jeremiah Smith
What if you look like a kid? Not a 5 yr old but like 15ish if I had to put a number on it
Levi Powell
Go to the dark web buy some drugs and make profit for example buy 25I-bomb and say its LSD same thing the only difference is there's a metallic taste and if you take way to much you can od but you can find some good deals in the deep web can get them for a couple of dollars and sell them for 15-20 a pop
Leo Jones
grow magic mushrooms and sell them, it only takes about 6 weeks in total and from one decent sized box you can get about 5-10 oz, sell an oz for $100. Easy to do as well and very little start up cost, just look it up
Jacob Morales
I wouldn't recommend the selling nbome as lsd thing, some people will know due to the taste if they've had lsd before and/or aren't a moron. Also nbome you can overdose on plus those tabs are sometimes widely out. Some people in the US got done for manslaughter when someone they'd sold nbome to as lsd died. Also paying hundred of dollars for nbome? I used to get 100 tabs for about $70 off tor
Brody Ortiz
Dude I'd love $100 for typing in tumblr.com. If you didn't make bets like that maybe your broke ass wouldn't need to steal change from cars
Cooper Nguyen
Selling shrooms or edibles probably would get you some cash
Lincoln Hall
Never said paying hundreds of dollars for ibomb you can pick them up for pocket change on tor but by far the best way in this thread
Caleb Ortiz
Maybe... getting viewers as a solo guy can be a challenge. Being semi-attractive will garner ~100 viewers if you know what you're doing, but thats well below what you'll get as a couple.
The hung/ripped dudes can get as many viewers as the average girl, which isn't bad. Not too sure about twink-looking guys though. You might have luck if you can find the right audience. If you're gay, finding another guy to cam with you might work.
Jackson Lewis
go rob houses, just find the jewelry box and sell it at the swap meet
John Morales
That's not how it works.
Oliver Foster
See
Never understood how the dark web even works, and I'd rather not deal
I grew shrooms before (jar/cake method) and I've been wanting to try again. I just have no luck with growing shit
Matthew Cooper
Op we are giving you options and you don't want to do anything ? If you want to make money you got to hustle
Jordan Jenkins
You'd be amazed in how. Ick money there is in higher quality pocket knives. Buy from thrift stores or ebay and sell to collectors. It won't be a fortune but ins good week I can make a couple hundred bucks off of this.
Nolan Torres
Unlike OP I'm not gonna ignore advice, so is it safe to get the shroom syringe thing shipped to somewhere in the US?
Robert Ortiz
Hey man, I said I didn't wanna deal. Didn't even insinuate that I wouldn't do the other stuff. Drugs are not tolerated at all in my city, and having a package full of drugs delivered to my doorstep/a PO box is surely a bad idea
Jack Evans
Its safe asf brah. just contact your local police station and tell them it's coming so they can keep an eye on your house so no one steals it
Isaiah Sullivan
Yes I got spors and ibomb sent to my house just don't use your real name and also don't use something that sounds fake has to be a passable name
Anthony Moore
PS use vpns
Adam Gray
>don't use your real name >send it to your house though
John Lopez
any tips on sites? ones i see are sketchy as balls
Alexander Bell
I cant remember the name of the site I used, but shroomery.org or whatever has a list of vendors and anything you'd need to know
Xavier Lewis
Yes it sounds retarded I know but worst that's going to happen is getting a letter from customs telling you your package got seized
Joseph Lewis
I would use tor and find a vender there
Jackson Ortiz
You must've never watched Cops (the tv show) before. Dude was having weed sent to his house, cops found out and as soon as he touched the package he got arrested. So that's definitely not the worst thing to happen
Nathan Long
Can I make hash or anything from weed leaves? I have like 2lbs of them
Juan Ortiz
If they have the crystals
Nicholas Jones
I knew a guy that made a small fortune transporting weed from CO were its legal to TX were its not. Two man operation, first guy in car drives ahead through state check points to make sure theres no drug sniffing dogs then give the go ahead to the guy carrying the load behind him. Then once in TX he hands off the load to his distributor at profit and it was some good quality shit. He got to the point were he stopped carrying the loads himself and just had other guys do it. Sure beats dealing with sketchy drug suppliers. Basically did it until he had enough money to buy a business and then he stopped and is living comfortably in CO.
Cameron Sullivan
made 20k in a month doing the same thing
Samuel James
Can put them in cookies, brownies, sketties. They make nice joints. You smoke them to relax, not just take a couple hits and be stoned for a day. Take your time, enjoy a sunset with a pot cigar.
Julian Morgan
Explain how you learned
Noah Taylor
Go to a Redbox, rent a couple games that are new ie Doom or Battleborn, go home and scan the discs then print out the copy, put in the case, return, sell the discs for profit on craigslist or something
Jeremiah Kelly
read books and online material as well as investopedia
Luis Diaz
I got you OP. Do some research on what expensive baby strollers look like. Go to a rich area and find a popular park where all the soccer moms go.
Wait until the kids start crying or whatever and scoop one of those 500 dollar plus strollers up.
Sell on Craigslist for a decent discount.
Can make thousands.
Nolan Carter
What are r u in?
Dylan Morris
OP i sell my girlfriends used panties behind her back to people on the internet. just post nudes of her somewhere posing as her. ive made like 200 so far doing this
feels kinda shitty but eh
Cooper Reyes
post a nude here
Charles King
Grow mushrooms. Sell said mushrooms to college kids. Profit.
James Carter
Go to a legal weed state and run the weed to where it's more expensive and sell it.
Evan Bailey
What do you mean
And guys I'm too little to deal drugs. Literally look 15