/afl/

Sunday

Sydney Swans vs Melbourne Demons 13:10 EST at the Sydney Cricket Ground

Essendon Bombers vs Greater Western Sydney Giants 16:40 EST at Etihad Stadium

1st for Best Australia

>Shitney
>Playing in the wet

pick one

1st for firtstrowsports

lads

who /top1/ here?

who /dabloos/ here?

the ABSOLUTE state if this """poomunity"""

/nrl/ here.

I'm using this thread as a bunker to escape the >le fugg le mexico xdxd bullshit

reminder that literally no one in Sydney gives a shit about this semen slurping sport and >we're still one of the best teams

Swans are literally struggling against a bottom 4 side m8.

>up 2 goals
>""struggling""

you

not really, 17 points is a massive margin in wet weather

You sound like the kind of person who only looks at the scoreboard and occasionally watches highlights.

Sydney are really struggling right now. No doubt they would be up by 4 goals at least in dry weather, but they are definitely not winning easily at the moment.

ignore him. He is a poorturbed Worstern Ausfailian who is absolutely SEEEEEEEEEEETHING because his state pools all of its sporting resources into this semen slurping game and they are LITERALLY worse than a city which does not give a shit about the sport and whos fanbase comprises entirely of Cucktorian expats

KEK

What's for lunch lads?

Here

Porridge... I'm poor pls no bully

I had subway

katsu chicken sushi and a 375ml can of pepsi max

again

cant get enough family

Got some chips in the oven right now.

had never heard of Geelong until I started watching this semen slurping sport a few weeks ago t bh

baked beans on toast

Cool

Am feeling a bit fatigued, could use some anti wasting MS drugs lads

Swans really struggling right now lads.

Hello /afl/

My name is Mrs Kentucky Fried Chicken and I am posting here to inform you that my son, Saint, hung himself last night due to relentless cyber bullying. He asked in his suicide note that I let you all know.

Thank you and regards

a bitter cucktorian sperglord has killed off /afl/ with his toxic personalty to basically himself and few blow-ins

have fun with all your friends

F

I just started my new job as a prostitute. Got $300 to suck dick and get fucked in the ass, client was an amazing American with a big dick.

>only two trash games on today
>people wonder why /afl/ is dead

Good

Should I put the Giants to win by 40+ lads?

Yes

put the house on it

No.

They aren't even a lock to win, despite what the odds suggest.

GWS struggle away from home.

Is the demon top8 dream officially dead?

Unless a team pulls what Richmond did in 2014 no one outside the 8 right now looks like making finals

North will fall out of the 8 and freo will get 8th spot

...

well that was shit

Did I say they would lose, you fucking retard?

No, I said they were currently struggling which was correct.

I am literally a seething fucking casual who has watched this sport for 2(two) weeks and I already know more about it than you. How does that make you feel?

I thought the by week was gonna suck until the puffers collapsed against Freo.

Makes me feel good that I comprehensively annihilated your "thoughts" by correctly pointing out that he Swans struggled, and that you are a seething casual who only looks at the scoreboard and doesn't actually have any idea at all about the game.

Looking forward to blowing you the fuck out yet again after you reply to this post with yet another furious post in full damage control mode.

who /bloods/ here?

HEAVE HO THREE IN A ROW UNNA

who /cripps/ here?

>There will never be a year where Sydney, Hawthorn and Geelong aren't in the top 4

last time none of those teams made the top 4 was 2002, when will it stop?

>poort

>During the multi-bye Rounds 13, 14 and 15, your team scores points from your Best 18 players (top 18 scores) selected in your Starting 22 only, from any position (including any Emergencies required). Click here for more information.

Gay 2bh. Seems like this punishes teams that are organised going into the byes

>Air-Raid Siren
What the fuck Bombers

Essendon WILL win this game.

Mock my words.

stream pls desu lads

r8 my bet lads

why didnt you just give me the $50?

You gonna be down lad
tears for you.

Go figure, it's Detroit with a beach.

There are some pretty comfy parts of Geelong desu

you might be able to cash out for profit at the moment, giants will rape soon

If Ocean Grove/Barwon Heads counts (it doesn't).

Yeah I can cash out for $15 profit now.

Should I?

Bombers are gonna do this lads

so it's the /gong/ of Melbourne?

>"great"er western sydney "giants"

toss a coin at quarter time, heads = cash out, tails = stick with it

This is the current offer.

Think I might let it ride desu. $50 isn't that big a loss.

They will run out of puff this qr and gws will kick it into 2nd gear
Cash out bro

literally every team is a meme this year smdhtbqhwyf (shaking my damn head to be quite honest with you family)

nice m8

gws cooked or something? whats going on

How do you even get cash out on William Hill?

What do you mean?

they recently added it

I know, but I have had bets on and it hasn't even been an option since the update. Is it in the pending bets tab?

yeah, some markets don't have it though

Please, let this win.

Cash out is usually only on offer for live bets on William Hill.

Essendon can be not shit occasionally. They almost beat north and kept up with Sydney for half a match

>Melbourne beat Giants in Round 1, lose to Bombers in Round 2
should've seen this coming desu

/gong/ and /long/

>playing bombers after the bye

>playing gws before they have their bye

what the fuck is happening

>that bullshit free

holy fuck that essendon runner is a qt

Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.

I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. With only a half of Football left due to this and the other upcoming bye-rounds all nominees will be noted and held over for voting upon at the completion of the next complete, uninterrupted AFL round as the decrease in games and therefore posting traffic isn't fair to those who've done the hard yards to make the Team. Below you will find the contenders held over from the Queen's Birthday round and the contenders nominated for this first bye-round, the 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. If your team played then I hope they did well. See you all next week.

The bye-rounds contenders so far:
>Grand Final Autist Duo
>"Melburnian Poster" Archive Guy
>Autist Team Hater Guy
>LE NOMMED XDXDXD Guy

The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"

The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy

Cash out now if you can Bet bro. GWS are gonna get a rocket from the coach and run away with it in the second half.

Honestly not for another 4 years at least with the quality of Swans/Cats lists... Hawks might decline a bit

What are the chances of GWS coming away with a 50 point win?

slim to none. Essendon is shutting their rebound half back run down and making it a dog fight. They have no movement to rack up that kind of score IMO

That nigger is purple black holy shit.

Fyi, Autist Team Hater is more than one person

What the fuck holding the man fuck off you dumb fucking cunt

>have your best players unfairly banned
>umps still feel the need to fuck you every week

if tipingwuti wasn't le pacey nigger absolutely no one would care about him

O R A Z I O

This tbqhwyf

>Boo-mbers