I just turned 18 bitches now what

I just turned 18 bitches now what

Commit a crime.

I dont fucking know why are you asking me?

Kill yourself

...

sharpie on head

If dubs, OP kills himself

suicide.

Shoe in pooper.

Lose your virginity.

Not today

get job
pay taxes
die

I turn 18 in one second

Reroll

Ban pls

Whadaya Want, a medal?

Buy porn

Give us your rarest Pepe

Here

Kill yourself

Wait till 21 when you can actually do the fun stuff.

Thx

I already drink, just not in establishments n shit

Modz!!!!!

Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich then put ketchup on it

Literally nothing. You'll notice your life getting progressivey shittier and shittier, and there's nothing you will be able to do about it.

>Truth

Fer what

time to start typing in caps, gramps

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?

fridge is touched by women only?

go to bar and fight someone

A fridge doesnt fart when you pull your meat out

just relax and enjoy life, do some hobbies, play MMORPG games, and best of all stay close to your parents/family