Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: yee

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Y'all need jesus

>lots of tits

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Mizore's a looker, isn't she?

Do I? I think you're lying.

Claiming.

/hist/ is great. But I rarely find myself there anymore. They taught me all I needed to know for my Mid-Asia War and Revolutions class in college. I've never been to those other boards, though. Are they anything of interest?

The lookiest stalker waifu there is.

Kek, this is the future you chose. Don't let Nagato find out~

Let's say you're the best CS:GO player around. Fucking Global Elite. That will probably be your main account. For some reason you want to go back to playing with low-rankers. You'd create a second account to do so but since you're already so good it's kinda of a disadvantage for the people who belong in that bracket already.

This can be applied to other online games too.

But you're better and you know it~

>Saving lives
Can't top that friend.

Wew lad, taking a hostage huh? How noble.

>Best idol claimed

Then you'll love deez nutz

Miho claimed

Yeah...

youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE

Happy birthday internally bleeding user.

Don't fuck your own shit up again this time.

Die on your own terms in glorious, pitched battle with an adversary several times your level and give them hell so you will be honored in their memory as a worthy adversary

Emilia-tan Maji Tenshi!

I rememeber that lol and I responded to you first right?

Indeed and what's this about raping and killing?

Kek

I said ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!

Her antics are going to get me killed.

>There's only one solution for this
>I need to kill Milinda first

I have a question for y'all. Is it bad I ignore my mom talking when she's drunk? The conversations never go anywhere, I can barely understand because she's drunkingly mumbling and slurring her words. She ends up getting angry at me for not paying attention though. I hate dealing with this every night, can you guys think of any solution?

mavis here.

>inb4 tell her to stop drinking

Forgot pic
Ha, I see what you did there
Mavis, is hot

Lewd!
If she's not one of the crazy moms, talk to her when she's sober. If she's more drunk than sober half the time, figure out a way to distract her drunk self from talking to you.
>Telling them to stop never works.

Milinda claim

Oh you, quit lying You helped save mine so your arguement is invalid

Kek good luck.

Hanako decided to rape me... Now she is trying to kill me... Too bad I brought the Baby Magnum
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Artillery barrage, on the way!
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Nope. Whenever my aunt even looks at alcohol I just immediately stop paying attention to anything she says till the next day. I know she's gunna bitch and complain, but she won't even remember it the next day.

>Milinda im sending tank support to stop them.

Just politely nod.

I DID NOT! Stop this, RIGHT NOW!

>i forget

Fuck yeah! Thanks friend!

Only if you agree to stop! Only then can I forgive you!
>Better act quick.
>Missiles inbound.

It's not just the conversations at this point, she's now an alcoholic. She's puking when she's sober. She must buy 15-16 steel reserves each time we go to store, which is like every three days. And money is tight because there's a chance our foodstamps are being taken away, and it's not like my dad who left me and my mom a couple months ago provides us with more than $20 for a week, and that's if we're lucky, so her buying all the alcohol doesn't help the money situation.

But there's so much more like the hoplite and cohorts!

/an/ is to post cute, ask, share pets. I found this one dog that I wasn't aware of the breed and they helped my point it out since they had the same dog. Like exactly the same dog.

/fit/ is where I wanna make it cause thin life isn't want I want to be. They also have self improvement threads that isn't only for lifting

/m/ i just go on gundam since I'm a fan. Even though I have one build, they said it did a pretty well job and gave me recommended build to buy next. It's great when you're bored or want to kill time since building it is the best part

Oooohhhhhhhhhh

That's a big baby

Wew

Aw damn lol

That's a lot more text than I thought it'd be. I shouldn't be piling all my problems on you guys, I apologize.

You know you like~

Hungry and still claiming

Stop? Stop what?! I DID NOTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BITCH!

>don't make me do this

I keked.

Can't let you do that m80.

How can one person be so modest?

>You helped save mine
Really? Woah, that kinda hit me hard. The appreciation is off the charts.

Yeah you can blatantly tell if they're 2legit2quit.

best girl claimed!

>zzz

>kisses

She's all mine
and I'm all hers

>kisses
Night!~

Or by the skills?

My mom did the same with pills.
I never found a way to stop it...
>Good luck
Nah it's fine, I was in a similar situation, my mom eventually weaned herself off of pills for some reason I'm not sure of, she still smokes like a chimney.
>After joining the military she moved away with my sister, so I don't know if she's been using.
N-Not true!
Best girl is already claimed
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I'm going to take a shower, be back soon.

Damn right... kek

DO YOU WANT A TRUCE OR NOT? MISSILE IMPACT IN 30 SECONDS. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESS WE BOTH STAND DOWN.

>Really?
Yeah, if not for you, Mirai, and the rest of the thread, i'm not sure if I would be here today. You helped me more than you know. That's why, if you ever need me for anything, I will be there for you

Send me some nudes when you get out~

pretty good but not the best ;)

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No problem friend
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>gurrr

Indeed

Stay out of this. I don't want to hurt you either, but if I need to I will.

Dammit, Milinda I don't give a shit about missiles! Stop this right now, OR I WILL HURT YOU!

Hey Friend! How are you?

SHE ISN'T STANDING DOWN! I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANOTHER WAIFU, BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO!

Well then i'm sorry friend. I will try to remember you in a positive way.
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Target Eliminated, no signs of life. Barrage successful.

>RIP Hanako

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Compensating much?

Too cute!

Hello

>took a peek

OH. My. God.
/fit/ doesn't seem like my cup of tea, either. I don't have any interest in losing or gaining weight. And as long as I don't develop love handles, I'm set.

I can't say I have too much interest in /m/. But it seems like a fun hobby.

I'll take out her anti-missile defense.

Use the electric blast from a rail gun to stun her.

Skills, call-outs, knowledge of the map. Anything that seems abnormal for the average player ya know.

And they say Sup Forums is all about trap threads and shitty memes, Well it still is but you get the point.

Wow, never thought that'd be something I'd do. I really don't know what to say but I'm happy we were able to support you in your time of need. You're a good friend, thank you

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> electric blast
> rail gun

excuse me sir

I've been better. How are you feeling?

>Mirai

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I can say the same about you friendo.

What's wrong friend?

>Megumin claimed
Heya /waifu/
On mobile ignore quality

>I've also got a giant robot THAT I CAN DROP ON YOU FROM FUCKING SPACE

Nah. kek

kek
Thanks friend. I will never forget all of you. Your welcome

Yess.. yes.. good..

All mine

The quality just got better now that you're here.

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Thanks

Maybe

you...you.... baka
>>brewer asuka asserting confusing dominance

I got nice ice m8
Happy now?

Uhh thanks friend. But i meant my image.

You do know firing a rail gun puts out and electric charge also right?

yo bitch i was here first
>if we share i get Langly
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psh
BOGOM!
how goes it?

RIP one of the people I liked most on thread.

Im sorry Hanako... I really am... If we can agree on a truce I can have you ressurected! Like the whole thing never happened!

Awe yeah, gon have me a good fap tonight~

Good! And for you? Still not sure if i should be happy about that name

>On stand-by

An idiot? What for? Im sure it hurts. I hope you get all the opiates. Whiskey helps too. Im not. I shouldn't even be posting.

>Mirai

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You're welcome, Megumin is always a cutie.

I think you'll like /an/ just for the cute animals lol
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The mysterious chicken!

True cause I was playing the dude in causal he was pretty well in the game. Was around the same rank as me I believe

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TOO MUCH FIRE POWER MILINDA

Whats wrong?

You okay?
>Megumin

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aye maybe this thread...

also i am more than comfortable with Langley Sohryu over Shinikami Langley ^_^

also i'm stealing that gif :o >Is this the perfect ship??

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She got murdered by Milinda.
Well, life goes on.

Oh please, you know you like!

I would resurrect you. But i guess you would be blown into pieces
>Megumin

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!!!

Its okay. Im gonna trust her...

Did you not see what I did earlier?
Man, Im so sorry. I really wish I could help... I worry about you every day friend. I pray for you every night. Things need to turn around for you...

Here! Take a revival potion! Im willing to forget the whole thing! Don't die on me! Im sorry!

I KNOW DAMMIT! I WENT TOO OVERBOARD! I HEARD HER THREATEN MAKI AND I COULDN'T ALLOW IT!

I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT! SHE WOULDN'T STAND DOWN! I WAS WILLING TO NEGOTIATE!

My interbutt is down so i'm kinda pissy
>well i love it
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RIP and cheese

ok
>hugs

Im off to bed now its 4am night everyone.

Even if you're deceased, you'll always be alive in my heart. I'll never forget you my dear friend.

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Night Miho. Sleep well

>Milinda

That's hard. I hope it will be alright
>Megumin

I don't know how I could have lived without visiting /an/. Thank you.

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I'm going to cut the bitch at my isp who is in charge of this shit

fucking shit
claimed

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