What's a good thing to say before you do a fart

What's a good thing to say before you do a fart

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spare some change for gas?

Pull my finger.

Does anyone else smell popcorn?

I sat on some bubble gum.

Did I get it all off?

Anyone seen that movie Army of Darkness?

I SMELL GAS!!!

who does not pay the rent, goes out.

Nothing to say before, but after "tight aint it?" Unless of course you are a fag. Then you proably would miss out on that one.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

WEWEASE THE SECWET WEAPON!

You wanna know what I think?

I am going to fart

THOU SHALT BE EXPELLED!!!!!!!

Incoming shit-stain

bazinga

"ALLAHU AKBAR!"

Well, this is gonna leave a mark.

I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little chaaaaange

Hey now, you're an All Star

Classic

In a room, I grabbed an suggest to have a fun the fuck of a horse. For getting the joy of horse fuck, I became full bare. After that, a horse came near. The horse started fucking me. When the horse was fucking me, I got the tremendous joy. It was so fascinating by taking the fuck of horse.

i sat in something, can you check for me?

Heil hitler

Allahu Akbar

Here come dat boi!