Hey Sup Forumsros. Any idea what these are? They're on my balls...

Hey Sup Forumsros. Any idea what these are? They're on my balls. Gonna be honest that I'm disabled and not sexually active. I just noticed them within the past week. Any ideas?

Zits

>not sexually active

Yeah that's why you have genital warts

I had these a few years back, nothing to worry about. I forget what the doc called them but they're basically like big goosebumps that stick around for a few weeks. They'll go away within a couple weeks or something.

Not sure how to call it in english ... But its just a cyst (?) , nothing that harm you. If they get to big they need to get cut off. Had the same bro

Hmm, ok. I guess that could be right. I can't feel them so I dunno if they hurt or anything. Thanks!

how are you disabled?

theyre zits from clogged hair follices. nothing to worry about

Could be genital warts caused by HPV. See a medical professional

You're balls are so overpopulated the sperm is trying to escape in every way possible

They look like white spots on your scrotum. Hope this helps OP

Cool, thanks guys. Glad they shouldn't be anything harmful.

I'm not

I'm a quadriplegic. I broke my neck several years back

Fuck bro, sorry to hear it.
Have some tits.

I'd never heard of HPV. I guess I will have to go to my Dr.

Thanks! Tits help everything

Does your penis still work? Sorry to hear about the accident OP but I'm just asking what the rest of us are thinking

Who took the picture?

Yeah, kinda. Viagra helps. Otherwise I don't stay hard very long. I can't cum tho

I did. Long story but basically I didn't sever my spinal cord, just damaged the hell out of it so I got some function back. One of my hands is completely paralyzed, the other is works about 70% of normal. I'm not like Christopher Reeve. Partially paralyzed from the nipple line down and in both triceps and hands

Thanks OP. How are you typing right now?

Read the post above yours. I think that answers. Let me know if you want more detail. I'm an open book

kek

This is what's in my neck

You are a fucking idiot. Not even close

OP, look up fordyce spots. That should be the name.

Ah, yeah, that looks similar. Thanks bro!

I feel for you OP. I mean real feels. Sup Forums is the perfect place for you. Where as I am a 30 year old neckbeard living in my parents house you can post and feel no guilt. I will always be a faggot. Also could you give some details on how you were injured? My interest has intesified

looks like ingrown hair...shaved yer balls? if you have, stahp that shit before you get cysts, you have the wrong hair/skin combo

I appreciate it. I was in a car accident. Nothing super exciting TBH. I was the passenger. Driver lost control (going around 45 mph) and we t-boned a tree. I hit the top of my head and it compressed my spine, causing one of my vertibra to basically explode

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wtf is a wrong hair skin combo
what do u do then brodie

Another definite possibility cause yes I have. I guess I'm not going to worry too terribly much about them unless they get worse in some way.

I'm giving you more feels then I thought I had on that one. I was in a fucked car crash and was luck to survive. Car rolled twice and dropped into a storm drain during a storm. I was knocked out and when I woke up I was drowning. When I remembered my seatbelt it seamed like an age before I could get it undone. Out of the others in the car; one is still on a coma, one lost an arm due to it getting mashed, and one drowned. I wasn't the driver

Damn! Major feels for you too dude. I'm glad you made it out unscathed. That's fucking scary. I was luckily the only one injured in our crash. There was 1 other passenger

Anyway, I gotta run. Well, not run but you know what I mean. Have somewhere to be in a little over an hour so I have to get moving. Takes awhile to get ready these days. Take car bro. Have a good one

I wasn't totally unscathed. The hit to my head caused some damage. I can't remember peoples names any more though I know who they are.
Do you have access to drugs like weed and can you get it? Just curious Sup Forumsrother

Cheers OP. Been a pleasure

Last one I can respond to. I could get access if I wanted but weed and I do not get along. Something with my brain chemistry. I can get Percocet tho. And I'm sure plenty of other shit if I needed it. Sorry to hear it messed up your head. At least it wasn't any worse than that. You're alive and that's all that matters

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