I'm taking the biggest risk for Sup Forums. Dubs decides what I say

I'm taking the biggest risk for Sup Forums. Dubs decides what I say.

Hey, about meeting up...

I can't go because my dog fucked my ass too hard.

Looking forward to hopefully being on your team, should make for a mutually beneficial and constructive meeting. take care.

Not to sound like a douche bag, but I think you're really cute and I'd like to explore your asshole with my cock.

So what war is America gonna get its ass kicked in next?

this

Hey, I'm not sure if I should say this, but I love you. I can see in your eyes that you love me too. Shall we run away together?

or this?

I look forward to being part of the team!

>boss using anything other than iphone
quit immediately that guy is retarded

this

definitly this

I want to pound your ass so fucking hard. SO FUCKING HARD.

inshallah

I'm going to come but I just need to ask, will there be possibilities for Promotions with blowjobs in the future?

"Sorry i decided to take a job with ISIS instead"

Damn it. Here goes.

you're so fucked m9

this after

Fuck--------------------------------------------> you :)

It's been fun

i like dick rubz

Is it okay if I bring my wife's son along?

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Sorry that you made a poor life decision by putting it on Sup Forums op.

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Calling bait. Prove me wrong op

cool

winrar

Fuck this job. Fuck you. Fuck the earth. Mao did nothing wrong. Stalin was the true an hero. Hitler was a plrb with a 6m-1 kd ratio. He was shit tier.
I want to stick my dick inside a chinchilla and make it cum buckets from its small icro sized snatch.

>Proceed to post this

rawling for this

Fake and gay, charge your phone you fucking pleb

Post what he say's too

godspeed user

kekkle

kek

WINRAR

Fake but let's pretend it isn't

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Zoz m8

Im on Sup Forums.org Sup Forums right now looking at shemale dicks and child pornography, you should come join me and we can jerk off to traps and little boy tinkles till we cum in each others mouths

zozzle

wasted

He's just confused

win

So dont ruin it unless you're financially stable

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>wanna netflix and chill later?

OP i gotta know, what's the context? who exactly is this guy?

HE FUCKING DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

What branch?

Just i case people havent worked it out yet OP is using a spoof messenger program, OP is both people so nothing will come of this, but keep playing OP's "game" :^)

Navy

>You can't read, you fucking retarded faggot? I wrote that my dog fucked me in the ass.

Okay I'm going to admit it, I don't really want the job, I want you. I'd love to blow your world.

zozzle is my safety word ;)

roll for this one,

winrar

Im going to kill you all then fuck a 9yo, allah ackbah!

you aight
don't go to work monday

omg!

winrar
> samefag

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would you fuck me in my ass using my own dick

i hope this is real ;-;

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I'm going for the "zozzle is my safety word" thing

Fgt

Its dat boi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, no matter. It's just funny.

roII

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Oh shit waddup

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am i coming on too strong? why arent you saying anything

rooll

Ever heard of a thing called bukakke?

out of everything ive said and done ive done it for your love. i'll jump thru 500 hoops on fire if it means i will earn your love and trust baby, dont you see love has 4 letters heart has 5 now take me baby right now let me come pick you up lets spend the night making passionate love and forget all this foreplay. I love you

Deliver these please


if dubs:
I want you and my dog to spit-roast me

No way this is real

I want to blow you! Allahu akbar!!!

re-rolled

Whats under your pants mister?

Join me. I'm leaving America to become a part of ISIS.

Is uncle sam going to at least put lip stick on me before he fucks my ass

On a second thought, if you give me the job I'll share my CP collection with you.

oh wow rare peep meme ahahahahahahahahahahahah xG !1

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im gonna fuck your ass more than a 6 dicked ass fucking machine with the ass fucking dial set to 11

Now after I sign up, I demand you remove my penis and attach a modified M16 in its place. I want to litterally cum bullets.

كنت المجند من إيزيس أليس كذلك؟

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Finger me harder onii-chan

This

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He's giving me a chance to say wrong number

Gg

rolling in the deep