guys, i need help. i think my parents found my loli
>be me >live alone in small town (parents live in other town) >parents pull in for visit >be sure i left laptop closed (they'd need a password to get in if its closed) >go to make coffee >come back >see laptop is closed >remember i left it open >eventually they leave >mfw my dad is an ex policeman >mfw loli is counted as emulated child porn here in australia >mfw he could be contemplating reporting me for CP right now
what? that isn't gonna help. i genuinely need help.
Dominic Baker
hahahahaha
Wyatt Russell
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Easton Wilson
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Luke Martinez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Jeremiah Ward
put it all on a flash drive
Jack Robinson
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Austin White
fuck you i can't fit 30+ gb on a standard flashdrive user
Julian Roberts
What are you poor? 30gb equals 30aud
Jonathan Ramirez
Lmao.
Nathaniel Lewis
dump it all on dropbox then delete it whipe your computre or just desroy it get a new one and just pretend to be a normie for a while till it blows over. so everything will be fine unless he saved that shit but meh just dont panic and get rid of that smut XDD
Joseph Ramirez
>>be sure I left laptop closed >>laptop is closed >paranoia
Get an external
Sebastian White
>be sure i left laptop closed >remember i left it open
Your story doesn't make sense. Try again.
James Jones
HOW MUCH FUCKING LOLI DO YOU HAVE? also just buy multiple drives.
Luke Walker
i'm sure i left it open. i have a habit of leaving it open like a desktop instead of closing it. i don't normally have to store things on a usb so i normally only have 4gig usbs laying around. i just use cloud services. but even then i'm not gonna upload 30 gigs over a shitty aussie connection. let me rephrase this.
I closed my laptop when i answered the door. when in actuality i left it open. i only realized this when i came back with the coffee. in other words, my parents saw my laptop open and closed it when i was making the coffee.
i will now. but i previously never had to do it because of how small my town is and how few visits i get.
Gavin Barnes
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Jordan Sanders
Soooo... You were all like
> Mom and dad coming over > Lets look at loli!
Dumbass
Colton Lopez
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Jeremiah Cox
You think you closed it or you closed it? Might wanna get in the habit of proofreading your posts m8
Colton Ward
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Aaron Hughes
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Wyatt Gray
>mfw loli is counted as emulated child porn here in australia How'd you acquire it? Doesn't your ISP monitor that shit?
Aaron Rodriguez
i didn't even know they were visitng. they normally pass through every month or so to do their shopping. either it was closed all along and i'm just paranoid, or i left it open and they closed it. i'm worried about the latter because i have a habit of leaving it open. loli threads, r34 and various hentai sites.
Landon Turner
you should pick up another fetish like furry girls with penises
Connor Rodriguez
Or shitting dicknipples >pic related
Any sites an Aussie should stay away from? -Cough-
Eli Reed
i dunno actually. i just the normal site anyone usess and i've never been raided yet. it's a bit of a grey area considering the vague definition and how many download it without knowing the law.
Colton Kelly
>australia >living in SJW central
Samuel Barnes
bump with summ loli
Kevin Butler
i didnt see canada anywhere in that post
Christian Collins
>sjw central >have about 10 female friends >not a single one an sjw >know 2 americans >both sjw's If anything, America is sjw central
Jacob Watson
Nice
Caleb Price
user, you aren't stupid, you definitely closed it
Seriously, there is nothing that could possibly run through your mind to make you keep loli open on your laptop
You're just being paranoid
Kevin Adams
he has actually got a point. femenists have taken over our media and throw bullshit statistics
>1/3 girls at uni and college will be raped >the 1/5 statistic was confirmed false by the people who made it >so where the fuck does 1/3 come from?
I'll just wait and see then.
Lincoln Foster
What this guy said. Even if you didn't, first of all he won't arrest his son, secondly if he doesn't bring it up, what's the point in worrying?
Lucas Kelly
>1 TB flashdrive >$50
Elijah Hughes
>Australian >Minimum $90
Brayden Turner
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Isaiah Sanders
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Xavier Perry
>checked it's wether or not he does it bring it up that worries that. let me explain right now. I've previously never had to store anything more than 4gb up until now. i will probably get one, but last time i checked it costed at least 100$
>Simulated child porn Might as well fap to the real thing at that point. Fuck Australia.
Joseph Richardson
>2 new posts here's a lesson mate. lock your devices everytime aint using them. computer, phone, laptop all of that shit. you are a fool to benefit from the information age without taking intelligent personal precautions.
Carter Cruz
How We're they acting user? Most family members will act cross with you if they find shit like that.
Juan Rivera
they just acted as usual, but they acted really down to earth and left about 10 minutes after though. that's all i could really notice. let me say this again. i thought i had closed it and i have it set to lock behind a password when i do.
Luke Morris
Yeah, you should be fine, I got caught once trust me they keep a look of disgusted from their face, unless of course they are open minded, which is never the case
Carter Phillips
Can't keep the look of disgust*
Nicholas Jackson
alright. i'll wait and see
Noah Jenkins
kek i hope u die in prison u sick fuck
Cooper Fisher
get flash drive / ext HDD get truecrypt off the internet, encrypt ext HDD. put loli stuff on a flash drive/ext HDD get the factory recovery image from/off your laptops hard drive (and ONLY the factory recovery! ) buy equal sized spare drive for your laptop clone/reinstall laptop factory recovery image on spare HDD install spare HDD into laptop get your personal files minus loli off your laptops HDD transfer personal files to spare HDD destroy original laptop HDD dispose the original laptop HDD remains at least 73 miles away from your home (make sure you leave your phone at HOME when you do that! ) put spare drive back into original packaging and put it someplace obvious
Lincoln Wright
30GB??
Upload it somewhere, then save the link. Also post it here.
Cameron Cook
dumbass, his ISP is going to betray him with connection logs, and VPN with 30 GB upstream data usage just makes it probable cause to rape his ass
Carter Martin
>VPN with 30 GB upstream data usage just makes it probable cause No it doesn't.
Brody Myers
sure does, I have seen it happening, best way is
Nathan Gonzalez
You must be fucking stupid 32GB flash drive is common as fuck, anyway fapping to loli in aus is fucking stupid. User eraser to 7 Pass DoD delete it or whatever the fuck it is and don't save it you dumb fucking cunt.
Jeremiah Garcia
over 5kb upload speeds? no way, i'd rather just buy an external hard drive next time I'm out of town.
Mason Stewart
30GB is nothing, even on a residential connection. VPNs are encrypted and sending encrypted data for which the content is unknown is legal in most developed nations, including Australia.
Nicholas Collins
I'm serious dude, nuke it and forget about it. Once you're on the sexual offenders register in this country you're fucked.
Asher Reed
not when i live in a small town 2 hours away from anything that resembles a city. by time i get over there i would've already spent at least 100$ on just getting there. i only leave town once a month anyway.
Isaac Lewis
Ebay. Nuke it and live to fight another day.
Camden Rivera
L M A O
Bentley Nguyen
guess how long it'll take to get here
Blake Gray
A month?
Noah James
I fucking hate lolifags like you but all you want to do now is remove the evidence, You cant reverse the fact that your parents are disappointed in you and think you're a fucking loser but you can still fix the problem of having illegal crap on your laptop. Just format your hard drive, Get the hard drive out and drill holes in, Drown it in water, Throw it in the microwave for 30 secconds and dump it somewhere on a scrapyard. If you dont want to destroy your hard drive all I have to say is good luck in prison lolifag
Daniel Martinez
Fuck you, OP, enjoy your IRL-ban.
Carson Gomez
Upload them on mega or something like that, and I'll hold on to them for you.