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gas the crooks

GAS
THE
JACKEENS
Lads

I call bullshit on the '''north korean poster'''

how dear you

GAS THE BRITISH

thinking about young kylie

KIM JONG UN!!!!!

CHECK'D

...

if i lived in a poorer country i would isolate myself and turning into a heroin addict and finance my life by selling scrap metal

this tbqh

ah yes, Sup Forums, a melting pot of different cultures and nationalities, where I can converse with people from all over the world and learn more about their way of life at the click of a button

*stubbornly refuses to leave /brit/*
*shouts at foreigners when they come in here*

can you go as a tourist and marry a qt and bring her to the west or glorious leader does not allow? I would seriously do that.

gonna be myself and get a gf
anyone want anything

Where did it go so wrong for the BNP? how did they become such a joke

when they trifled with the radical centre

>can you go as a tourist and marry a qt
id say thats pretty easy
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/north-korea-sent-honeytrap-girls-4911166

I would imagine so if you had a large enough bank balance.

Honestly couldn't name the leaders of Mexico, Brazil, Sweden etc.

Don't even know who leads Iraq atm, spent ages getting riid of the last guy though funny that

>qt
>in north korea
you really think any would be hot? they'd be starving and wouldn't use makeup

When the media went all out on making them look bad and presumably political maneuvering to cause discord from the inside.

disgusting racists

>it's a "my gay friend was doing some auto bondage and is currently tied up and stuck alone in his house and he's asking for help on facebook" episode

ahhhh yes

how can he type?

>in town
>need a poo
>go to public toilet
>all cubicles occupied
>go to urinal
>pretend to do a wee, wash hands and leave
Fuck's sake

business idea: demolish, flatten and depopulate the entrie shithole humberside region (hull, grimsby, scumthorpe etc) and build a giant futuristic blade runner city on top of it

he only has his fingers free and can't reach any of the ropes and stuff

just ask if anyone is almost done having a poo

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I really need to go and do christmas shopping but I'm tired and the girl I was going with has fucked me off

Might just sit in and wank instead

haha I have always known that a great amount of you here in /brit/ are rather stupid but I would never say that one of you was actually going to unironically move to North Korea, hahahahah holy fuck

WANNA SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

it's clearly a devious gay ploy to get someone round and bum them

>mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/north-korea-sent-honeytrap-girls-4911166
that sounds pretty terrible. I would want to marry her and bring her to the west, not have my children turned into spies.

haha I have always known that a great amount of you there in Poland are rather stupid but I would never say that one of you was actually going to unironically move to London, hahahahah holy fuck

hm good point lad

video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/807551233527578624/pu/vid/180x320/T1GX35XKs81Ur_Wr.mp4

ROARING

"At least it's not Poland."

was the first sign I saw when getting off the plane.

>it's a girl sends you extreme closeups of her gaping fanny episode

ah yes...thanks...I'll definitely be...wanking...to this

I have no fucking clue what she's saying after "your dream"

>tfw getting insulted by Kim Jong Un
when will you finally get on my level u wankers?

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Shan't be clicking right now

Aesthetic fannys are one in a million but when they get it right it's fucking amazing

fb.com/SkyNewsAustralia/posts/10154145229656728

howling at the dole bludger comments on the facebook post that linked to this.

Unsure

Need an Australian kiss.

It's like a French kiss but down under

Need a Glasgow kiss

Post australian lips pls

Found a new ASMRtist
youtube.com/watch?v=AdwBk01ZWco

yeah it's not an aesthetically pleasing one, in all honesty

need a a a aaa a a a a aaaaaaaaaaaaa aa aaa a a aaa aa a a aa a a a a a a a a aa a a aa a a a aa aaaaaaaaaaaa

fresh out of batteries mate, soz

share the load

Saw Rogue One last night, it was pretty good

well i'm curious now

just how bad is it

imagine i just went to london stirpped to the nude and walked around cock free

that's haram brother

had a good giggle at this one

Tickled the old sides this post

don't like the UK

The 'seek has everything ill ever need

went bowling with the lads last night

hit the ball against my foot, fucking wrecked all night but kept a straight face and kept quiet haha ;\

Oh? well what about...... now?

How?

noice i like it

I don't like the UK either.

Prefer not to say.

>he doesn't like getting mad uk
bmt you man lyin cuz

>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

I don't like U, K?

what if apes evolved from us?

Just had a shower and feeling very comfy in my dressing gown :)

>owning a dressing gown
Jackeen depravity knows no bounds

prove it

I can see what all the fuss is about regarding anal now, it is VERY pleasurable for the owner of the willy

...

do they still sell this shit? was it only sold in iceland? remember my mum used to buy it for me after she collected me from school when I was like 7 and we went around the local iceland lel

K ;_;

OOOOOH OOOOH OOOOOOOOOOH OOOH OOOOOOOH OOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

ah yes, the american welfare system

my mother is a saint

bet you thought that was properly clever when you rapped that one out

wanker

the treatment of irish in british isles hehe

Business idea: eat bananas by first cracking them under my armpit and then going mental and throwing the flesh everywhere

>a qt will never peg your arsehole into next week

I didn't ask to be born

hi mum just saw me write that and told me to say sorry for calling you a wanker

sorry dude

it was more of a meta-joke, referencing how obvious the joke is but posting it anyway as a reference to itself

not a fan of monkeys but this is a bit cruel

>not a fan of monkeys
wtf why

oh shut up

how is giving him loads of bananas cruel

gave my friend a croggy home last night

felt 13 again

Gimmick idea: constantly confuse the terms ape and monkey.

haha, I get it

ah yes a croggy, fantastic
*surreptitiously opens google*

Won't be deigning to reply to a certain post, I'm sure we all know which one

remind me of the ex gf
i gave your mum a banana haha

post appes