Post local news and translate them so we can all have a laugh.
Here's mine:
1.Opening of "alarm clock" clinic next week(they care and eake up people from coma) along with Japanese doctors).
2. Two wheels and 2,5 per mil of alcohol.
3. Today the Warmian Christmas Fair gets officialy open!
4. Trucks can't drive up the hill and kids get late to school(about some village near the city).
5. New streets, bridge, big interchange. Huge money for Olsztyn.
6. Bethlehem light(fire?) of Peace is already in Olsztyn. 7. Decide about tthe new main train station in Olsztyn, the invitation for public consultations. 8. Controversy about the kindergarted in Banie Mazurskie(village near the city).
Bottom right of the image is a commercial o a neighbourhood build on the old zeppelin landing field.
Please post.
Local news are fun and people from other countries will never get to read them unless you post them.
1.- The Intervention Report questions the amendments of the budget 2.- This is how the operation that dismantled a a drug lab in Barro village went 3.- Lack of understanding between government and opposition prorrogues the budget plan >right column 1.- The dorsales (swimmers?) that were born in a swimming pool 2.- Cardecide, the village that lights up the christmas in Cuntis 3.- "Mannequin challenge" for an event that will fill the Pazo
Robert Ward
Car fell in in the waters of river Rusenski Lom.
The attacker of the Berlin metro is a 26 y/o man from Varna.
Car fell on top of a newspaper stand.
7 ideas for exciting European journey destinations for 2017.
Man lost over 50 kg. with potato diet.
Car rolled over the tram rails in Sofia.
Ayden Cook
>-50kg with potato diet Why isn't it world news? This is big.
Also a lot of cars flying around in Berlin, ey?
>de cuntis What does it mean
Nolan Cook
Scrap that, I ment sophia not berlin.
Noah Gutierrez
*Sofia -_-
Ayden Cooper
Also some more interesting ones I found.
Romanians stole a buoy in the Danube.
Shooting in Germony, there's dead people.
Michael Campbell
>de cuntis Cuntis is a town 15 mins from here de cuntis = of Cuntis / from Cuntis
Mason Carter
>german hospital*******
Dominic Carter
Are village drug labs something that happends often in Spain? I thought you get your drugs from SA.
Landon Gomez
Stepfather-assassin from Domodedovo raped 8-year-old boy at least five months.
Domodedovo require criminal sanctions for illegal baggage wrappers.
12 kilograms of sanctioned shrimp destroyed in Domodedovo.
Hackers detained at the Domodedovo airport.
Smuggling of nearly 600 rare birds foiled in the Domodedovo airport.
One man stabbed another during a drunken quarrel in Domodedovo
Dominic Peterson
i used to smoke weed so i know we import a lot of Hash in south of spain from Morocco and other places, but i had no idea about this drug lab and its pretty surprising it was this close the place with the most drugs in my area is Villagarcía and even that can't even compare to Barcelona, Madrid and Andalucía
Thomas Myers
>Domodedovo require criminal sanctions for illegal baggage wrappers. Oh man, I laughed. Best news so far.
Imagine the faces of people who need to write those.
Daniel Fisher
>The Laserman is released >Has been taken to Germany >Suspected of murder
>TV: The Lasermans own words about the interrogation >Explains why he agreed to go to Germany
>Danced with high heels - had to amputate legs >Lorraine, 37 in Scotland got new shoes - danced all night long >Tells us of the nightmare: "It put me in despair"
Logan Diaz
>the kid fell out from balcony >some shit about veterans >some guy killed another guy whooaa what an epic accident >some guy died in a car accident >man literally sell his freedom: "give me money and i'll go in prison instead of you" Booooring
Dylan Cruz
>Lorraine, 37 in Scotland got new shoes - danced all night long Good for her, why did she have to go all the way to scotland though.
Aiden Butler
Sobral schools win 32 awards in the "Prêmio Escola Nota 10" (award for best public schools in the state)
Guarany de Sobral (local football team) will play in the Campeonato Cearense (state football championship)
UVA (university) opens enrollment for specialization courses in the areas of Biology, Computing, Education, Languages and Health.
Cidade 95 debuts with great audience on radio Coqueiros FM
PMDB (political party) in Sobral files lawsuit to contest Ivo Gomes' (mayor-elect) and elected aldermen's "diplomation" (that's when they recieve a diploma that officializes the fact that they were elected)
Brandon Brown
tell me about the Laserman why does he have such a cool name ?
Isaiah Thompson
The local blogs we have are the best, though. They pretty much only report on murders and robberies.
1. Gun held by minor is seized
2. Man is shot in avenue José Ermírio de Moraes
3. Fiat Uno is stolen in front of owner's house in the Junco neighborhood
4. Man who works at the city council has bike stolen
5. Homicide attempt in the Taperuaba district, vigilante is shot
6. Woman who works at Santa Casa (major hospital) gets involved in traffic accident
7. Criminals steal school bus and then shoot man in a bike
8. Woman is brutally beaten in the Aracatiaçu district
9. Girlfriend steals boyfriend's bike
10. Shopkeeper is shot during robbery in his store
11. New show "Cidade 95" debuts this Monday in radio Coqueiros FM 95.3
12. Police recovers bike stolen by two women, one the victims was a (motorcycle) taxi driver (pic related)
13. Man has sex with dog every night in the Dom Expedito neighborhood, people demand justice
all happened in the last 6 days
Easton Evans
>13. Man has sex with dog every night in the Dom Expedito neighborhood, people demand justice Hehe, how did they catch him?
1000 poor youngster gather for something christmas related
A focus on a local grocery store
A 50 years old man stabbed himself in the neck in the street with scissors
Something about the professional job center office will change
Epidemy of Gastroenteritis
The crane is being removed in new build school
A fire in a house of a nearby small town
A big street blocked during 2 days because of the crane that is being removed
In a small town nearby the rural guard still announce the news, which is a curiosity in France
A pedestrian ran over by a car
Nathaniel Foster
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ausonius Robbed a bunch of banks and killed a bunch of people in the 90's. Got the name because he used a rifle with a laser right.
Joseph Campbell
*sight
Aaron Cox
Galeria Wroclavia. In less than a year, shopping and a bus station.
They're demolishing the famous Skeletor of Wrocław.
A part of the wall of an old hospital has collapsed.
Dangerous crash in Wrocław, tram crushed an Opel
Court: The priest's entire wealth goes to his son
Henry Lewis
>A 50 years old man stabbed himself in the neck in the street with scissors Woah. Brutal.
>priest >has a son Ebin :D
Noah Gomez
>>priest >>has a son >Ebin :D
That's pretty much par for the course in Poland though. They all fuck their maids.
