/nfl/ general: >archived edition

KC:Jamaal Charles likely to miss start of camp
MIN:Vikes WR Charles Johnson 'popped' this spring
MIA:Accuracy still a concern for Ryan Tannehill
IND:Moncrief (toe) has resumed running routes
JAC:'Very high' likelihood Beachum ready for camp
NYJ:Wilkerson does not say if he will skip camp
JAC:Jags to start Chris Ivory over T.J. Yeldon?
LAR:Case Keenum the favorite to start Week 1?
FA:Report: Monroe unwilling to play right tackle
CAR:Panthers, LT Oher do 3-year, $21.6M extension
CLE:RGIII lacked for 'wow' moments in offseason
PIT:Maurkice Pouncey underwent seven surgeries

Clowney is elite

Board's flooded with shit 2bqh

Is this thread a lost cause?

I cannot contain my laughter.

>archived

>Mexico

>soccer
>than the olympics

/nflg/ is going to be dead for awhile boys

I'll be in the yankee threads watching them suck ):

it happened

what happened :3

at least >your boreball team won an eries in recent memory

are you not a giants fan?

or are you an A's fan

mexico got buttfucked in the copa and all the soccer threads killed the general

ah

very memey day

yeah i'm too high to deal with this much tonight, going to bed now

> Basketball will be over in 21 hours

Aw man, its gonna be tough.

Reminder

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Pokemon will have to keep this thread alive

Gen 1-3 > 4-7
Deoxys is best legendary
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This whole website is stupid, idk why I bother posting here

Because you're a faggot

something something here forever.

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Very unlikely

Very true

That's a 30 yard pass, Brady would never attempt that. Even throwing from short to second is too far for his noodle arm.

Also nice job shooping the fans, that's a nice touch.

>Brady
>deflates balls
>team spies
>Red Sux
>Papi PED user.
>Bruins
>lol furpuck

Literally a city full of cheaters.

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>wearing a jacket tucked into your jeans

don't forget they were such pussies they had to dress up as injuns during the boston tea party

Fake headlines

OAK:raiders announce they will wear Rosarios all year in hopes of making playoffs
TB:Winston banned from beach following pinching incident
HOU:Watt adopts kittens, named Record and Adversity
NE:Collins : "Khalil Mack is my nigga"
LAR: Gurley requests #23 following NBA game 6
OAK:RB Taiwan Jones mistaken for LB Taiwan Jones
GB:Adams contemplated move to QB due to speed of balls leaving his hands
TENN:Mariota locked in bathroom, escapes after being raped
TB:Miko Grimes offered job with Stephen A. Smith
DEN:Roby mysteriously disappeared after Talib shooting
BAL:Flacco arrested for assault after overthrown baseball struck 80 year old woman
NFL:Goodell reportedly found alive in Detroit

>GB:Adams contemplated move to QB due to speed of balls leaving his hands

lol

I CAN'T KEEP MY FUCKING COOL, WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SOCSHIT THREADS

They look heretical as fuck desu

Should've went with white/silver. Would've been based and rooted in Raider tradition.

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if it's color rush then raiders should be silver

if chip kelly doesn't try to into GMing in the next season or two, the next $(ers raiders game will be gold vs silver

even more fitting if it's vegas raiders: golden state vs silver state

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Fucking SOCCER threads man...

>The Jalapenning occurred in Pants Field

well, at least jed york was responsible for something nice for once :^)

JUST FUCKIN SIGN FITZ REEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah I guess so kek

18-1

PATS BTFO

This is so true, thw Copa America, Eufa Euro, the the Olympics.
This is not the last time yuros attempt to destabilize our innocent American sport by letting the general slide

Friendly bump

>Not shipping about counting the rings
Literally the only thing I have left till the jest aren't the jest anymore

Random bump so yuroshits don't win

DON'T YOU DIE ON ME

It's too late, Jim, he's already dead.

I can't deal with boreball and divegrass threads for a month and a half

>thread not doing so good

Let's toss in a little Texans hate to stir shit up, eh?

Good morning

I don't hate the Toxins.
They have the best shot at knocking the Clots and Luck down a notch.

>page 6

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>Old Bay
>Not NiggerJokes

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Here's some reason why the Colts are winning it all next season

> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray best returner in league
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 45 td 16 int
> Lead in tds and yards
> 12-4

The Kansas City Chiefs will win Super Bowl 51

Here are some more reasons why they will lose

>old roster
>dog shit front office
>bad coach
>no speed on offense
>porous defense
>andrew luck is overrated

I hope you are the user I told a year ago that signing frank gore and andre johnson would do nothing for the clots yet he kept squealing at me that the colts would win SB50

In Madden.

on Easy mode.

my fucking face when I hoist the lombardi in front of every pizza faced faggot who ever called me a noodle arm or game manager

Smeth is getting his this year

>he thinks Andy "wth is time management" Reid will ever get his shit together and win an Owl

He will win a SB with KC in the exact fashion Denver just won one. If it comes down to the wire, the Chiefs would lose. But it wont be like that. It will be a defensive blowout.

>mfw Leonard Williams wins DPOTY, emerges as the second coming of reggie white, and the jets let mo walks for dat tasty compensation pick as some team overpays him for past production

>Leonard Williams
>winning DPOY
>implying literally anyone besides this beast winning DPOY

Give one reason why Tom Brady is better than Joe. Pro tip: You can't.

better hair 2bh

I hope Osweiner becomes the next goat just so Elway has to live with his mistake, a shame I know it wont happen.

>swag is a vegan
i thought veggies were for the weak you pansy

>hockey over
>basketball almost over
>football months away

Fuck

you're a rasm fan
you don't have much to look forward to

>three months of nothing but boreball and divegrass

We're going to be above .500 this year and playoff bound in 3 years or less. I believe.

Why are raidniggers so delusional?

this thread is empty with no tiki posting

This

Who's gayer, Odell or Rodgers?

> The vets are still putting up big numbers
> Got me there
> 3x 11-5 record plus playoffs is terrible for a coach
> Nigga what? Hilton+Moncrief+Dorsett = 3rd degree burns
> Might want to recheck that bud.
> Luck is overrated because "muh stats says so"

Eagles bump to revive thread.

I hope he becomes the next goat so a new meme can be spawned.

>CANT STOP THE BROCK
>CANT STOP THE BROCK
>YOU CANT STOP THE BROCK

But knowing the Texans' luck that will never happen.

Damn /nfl/ where you at

Vegan can be elite, hopefully he doesn't die... Gabs still gonna start anyway

Brock Lobster!

benis

go pats

Brock Lobster

occasional reminder that Rodgers to Nelson is the best QB/WR duo in the NFL

That's not AC/DC.

Who? Luck and Hilton?

Gabbert to Patton coming soon

>tripniggers

>jerry stickum

does AC/DC or luck/hilton have over 10 yards per target (only receiver since 1992 to achieve this with a minimum of 500 targets) or a 67% catch rate (6th in the NFL since 1992)

nobodies beating him in efficiency stats and only Julio and Brown are beating him in bulk stats, and not by much (1519 yards and 13 TDs in 2014, over 100 yards a game with Rodgers in 2013)

It's cause the Raiders are better than the Puckers, lol.

too bad it's only the second best white to white connection

Bridgewater to Wallace was better

him?
do you think Fitz will return?
its a shame to see a team rally around one player so hard just for him to turn around and act like a jew

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>AC/DC
Who are these?

wtf is this quote?