How many wipes does it take for Sup Forums to clean his ass?

How many wipes does it take for Sup Forums to clean his ass?

Only 3 but at least 10 sheets of paper

5 unless I've just recently shaved my asshole and then 2 is usually max.
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I usually g3 times with tissue and once with soap and water on a sponge. I only shit at home before 8am.

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4 pieces of dry toilet paper, and 2 wet ones

Whichever are necessary, what kind of question is that?
>I use three, doesn't matter if there are still shit in my arse
Bloody smelly neckbeards

Rammstein concerts are weird.

0, I just poo before I shower.

Babywipes bro you will never use toilet paper ever again i use a baby wipe and my ass feels fresh and ready for the day.

you can fold your paper instead of using another one

Don't wipe, bidet user.

i dont i just wash my ass

None
I mean us SEAsian folks use water and soap to clean our ass

Only takes one to catch what my hand didn't the first time

2-4 when I'm at home because I buy quality toilet paper

4-10 when I'm at work because they are jews and buy the cheapest, thinnest and most raw toilet paper

Usually two or three dry wipes and three to four baby wipes

whipe til white.
i usually shit in the morning before i shower though.

Mah nigga.

3-10, depends on the kind of shit before.
not long ago i shit so much it built a small mountain in the toilet and touched my ass. wiping took longer than shitting.

One or two.

usually 3 wipes with 6 sheets but after the one i just had i needed like 20 and a fuckton of sheets man it didnt feel good

bidet + tp user here

>2016
>still wiping

washlet master race reporting in

6 sheets? What a fucking waste of paper.

Nobody three seashells in here?

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Too many, it's like I'm wiping a marker or something.

how do I use them?

Y-you use hands to apply soap i presume?

about 10

Yes
There's a separate soap for shitting and bathing
We clean the soap and our hands thoroughly afterwards

same hate the tp at work, plastic shit rips your asshole open

my dad works in a paperfactory so theres that ;^)

Same here. Not only does my employer use the world's nastiest and cheapest tp, the toilet lights automatically cut out after 6 minutes.

How can you all do with so few wipes? Often after 10 wipes I still dirty the paper

Nobody knows?
We've been trying to figure it out since 1993.

have to flush twice, shit keeps on staining the fucking paper for hours

I'm not an uncivilized cunt so I wash my ass, as one should.

If you fell down so that your face got stuck in a pile of cow shit, would you wipe it off with paper? Fucking disgusting, people who just wipe.

Same here Sup Forumsro.
I usually get bored or late for work so end up walking about with an itchy ass hole all day.

ever took a shit so big its bigger than your erect cock and you realized your own dick couldn't satisfy your ass?

so what do you do if you have to shit not at home Mr smartypants

>take shit at public bathroom
>use tp to clean most of it up
>walk to the sink
>use hot soapy water to clean my asshole
>dry with paper towels

ebin assburger :DD

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Same m8

Two wraps around the hand, i dont ball up the tp. I wipe back to front, then wipe front to back to clean the gooche. If i have wet wipes i only wipe back to front, and let the wet wipe take care of the rest.

If im going to take a shower right after i dont use any tp at all, and middle eastern it (use my hand) while in the shower. It may seem gross, but my ass hole is cleaner then most of the population after a shower

Until you clog your pipes and shit pours out your lowest waste pipe, seen it before, not pretty, truth is, they're not really flushable

5-7 'cause I have chronic diarrhea from drinking so much coffee