Tfw 25 year old kissless handholdless hugless virgin

>tfw 25 year old kissless handholdless hugless virgin
>tfw my parents are gonna ask me when they are gonna get grandchildren at the Christmas table
How do I respond? Please help me.

Tell them it's none of their business.

>kissless
>handholdless
>hugless
Tell them your gay

Just nod and laugh nervously

Kill yourself before christmas, it's the only way to avoid shamefur dispray

25 years and thinking about kids? You northerners dont know how to enjoy life.

There is other things than siestas, Carlos

celebrate Christmas alone in a hotel
say that you're going to spend it with friends
I do this every year, but on NY

Use this phrase
"Hej pappa,hej mamma jag är bök :DDD"

>I do this every year

Make a friend, ask her to pretend she is your gf

It would be easier to move from them permanently but flats here cost a lot

>"I START TO THINK ABOUT ONCE I'M OFF YOUR ECONOMICAL LEASH HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAEH HE EHA HHHEAHA EHEA H EAHE AH EAHE AHE AHAHEHEHEAHEH HAH EAHEHEHA HHEAHAEA EHEA H I WANT TO DIE!"

I don't live at home, so no need for a hotel. Put I promised to come.

I can't talk to women

Just tell them you can't go to the dinner.
Hire some hookers instead.

>Hire some hookers instead
I've thought about doing that but I'm too anxious to do it and I don't know where to find any prostitutes.

I'm pretty sure it's legal here though

> I'm pretty sure it's legal here though
tell her that you're a virgin
There was a literal whore on our Sup Forums who told us that there were virgins who came to her and she even didn't use a condom with them

Just go to denmark or germany, buy a whore for 2 hours, 50€ and enjoy quality sex.

Ask in /mammi/ someone will know a finnish website for sure.

I once out of frustration asked do they really want me to reproduce in middle of university with some random chick. They said no.

It is not like I would ever get laid anyway, but at least I have reason not to make them grandchildren yet.

Just say you're infertile.

become a cute trap and come here