Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

Do you want to have sex one day?

Why don't you go to a brothel and get some confidence up

Yes.

Because I don't want to contribute to exploitation.

I'm a 35 yr old kissless Virgin. This thread isn't making me feel better about anything.

rent a hooker

What's wrong with you bro?

Its not exploitation if they make bank

Around what time did you start to realize that your life was gonna be shit?

I just hit 20 and I think I'm there.

Yeah. No. Trafficking is still ubiquitous.

25.

19y.o. virgin here. General life advice? What do you regret doing/not doing when you were my age?

What would you r8 yourself in looks?

I should have taken more drugs and focused less on academic achievement. I also should have chosen a different field of study.

5 / 10.

Are you overweight or have anything wrong with you that might put people off?

I am fit and just seriously socially retarded. Personality of a wet sponge.

How was you day?

I assumed you were in the US. There are legal brothels where the women are Americans that want to make cash.

>33
>kissless
>virgin

Your understanding of the Universe is great. Very powerful wizard.

What did you study
>also no drugs
>also focus too much on academics
>medieval studies and accounting double major

Are you me from the future?

Good. I went running and climbing today. Then chilled on my balcony with some fucking microbrew and salmon nicoise.

Will you post pics? I get hard from ugly daddies

>What did you study

Molecular biology. Pretty useless career path. Will be unemployed from the 1st of June.

No face. Body is attached.

>ubiquitous
Then pay for an Escort u cheap fgt

Well i was tryin to bait creepy weirdos. How are you a kissless virgin if you're that hot.

There's a long list. Nothing worth talking about, thanks anyway.

Archwizard here.
Why do you desire such earthly needs?

Yeah that's not really good, academics are important.

I am cheap. Fucking scrooge mc duck here.

>that hot

I have an average face and a body which isn't really that outstanding.

No. They are not. Grades don't matter. What matters are networks.

Man its my ideal minimum at least. But i bet you arent into boys or in canada. Im 22 cute thin sexually pure virgin
>body is mine

Not into boys but thanks.

GRAND SAGE
ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS WITH YOUR INFINITE WIZARDLY WISDOM

No, both are important. Networking is important, but to say grades don't matter is stupid. Especially if you're going to post secondary education like grad, med, dental school etc.

Bring'em.

-quiet sobbing-

OP here. I had perfect or near perfect grades in HS and university but always sucked at networking. Now, I'm essentially unemployed.

bump

Have you considered gay anal sex?

I'd fuck you

So are you scared of women or what?

How many fedoras do you own?

Not a question, but I wish you well OP, you seem like an alright guy. Good luck bro

No.

No. Just extremely retarded when interacting with other people of every sex and age.

That made me want to hit you. You are masking your fear of women by making it seem like you have a great deal of respect for them. We all know that you beat your meat to bdsm.

One. The were giving out orange ones in the Netherlands during some royal wedding or some shit.

Thanks bro.

>We all know that you beat your meat to bdsm.

Most hardcore stuff I masturbate to is probably spanking. So you are partially right. Also, nothing wrong with being in BDSM as long as it's consensual and shit.

How many girls have you asked on a date?

When will you finally kill yourself?

You a wizard or no?

Lol that's like saying you don't want to exploit your doctor for care when your sick. They get paid you silly faggot.

If you count approaching girls in bars, clubs or at parties, asking for numbers and shit, probably around a hundred in my life. That's less than ten per year so not much.

Yeah, so you are a degenerate just like the rest of us. Drop your bull shit over appreciation for women, make an okcupid account and get your dick wet

OP is right. Networking is far far more important. I know a couple of people in my field if study who were giving me job offers and I hadn't even graduated yet...

Thanks, you just saved me from a lot of wasted time if that meet and date shit ain't worth nothing

How do you deal with the loneliness?

Weren't you 32 a week ago? In that case happy late birthday!

Why dont you have as much game as me?

Pretty nifty eh

why do you make this thread so often

you are not that interesting

i want to start a website for virgins and the have sex on camera with pornstars

what else is he gonna do? You can only masturbate so much.

At 80 by accidentally falling down a flight of stairs.

Dude. That's bullshit.

I am a degenerate sure. But maybe not degenerated enough.

Yeah. Nearly all my friends got offers when they finished their studies. I didn't.

It is for most people.

Cue Wilco song.

Yes. Thanks.

OP seriously. How do you have a body as decent as you do (alot better than your average person) and still haven't been able to get laid. Like you are either horrendous in the face or something. Like some girls will solely fuck you on looks alone. Doesnt matter how much of a social retard you are.

What did she respond?

As the guy below said. I can only masturbate so much.

I'm in.

>Like some girls will solely fuck you on looks alone. Doesnt matter how much of a social retard you are.

Then I must be horrendous in the face.

What are your hobbies, what sports do you do?

are you a NEET?

I'm shooting for Wizard status. It has been a long time since I've felt anything for anyone. There was a time when I wanted to have sex and actually lead some kind of life. A time when I probably had hopes and dreams. Now, like Buddha, I've shed all of my desires and have accepted the world. And just like Buddha, I'll die a virgin faggot. I bid you farewell, master wizard.

I am a huge faggot

I am a huge faggot

I am a huge faggot

Cooking, reading, vidya, climbing/bouldering, running, cycling and swimming.

From Wednesday on, I am. I was promising myself to drop out of academia and find a job in industry about half a year ago but I didn't get any offer.

I just found the original image

Nice double trippledy dubs

Nice double doubledy trips

I love you OP

Thanks anonymous fat dude.

Im not fat you fuck

Thanks anonymous dude.

>reading, vidya
what are you reading/playing at the moment?
What kind of books do you like in general?

Im not anonymoose you fuck im christopher poole

At the moment, I am reading Kauffmans Origins of Order. Generally, I mainly read philosophy and ethics.

As much as games are concerned, I am waiting for the Witcher 3 DLC.

Women are bitches, aren't they OP? Always going after the guys who are assholes to them. All they care about is if you are cute enough to be in public with and if you have money.

currently almost 17 and kissless Virgin. Should I be worried? Any steps to avoiding what happened to you guys? Or is it not really a concern yet

>Always going after the guys who are assholes to them.

I wish.

Ever done a triathlon?
Also do you have friends asking annoying questions about why you still don't have a girl?

You are young. Everything will work out fine.

advice tip: try really hard to at least get a hook up before you turn 18.

after you graduate high school its becomes less cute and more autistic and not cute and innocent

hopefully

I didn't lose mine until 25.

Get a decent haircut. If you're going bald, shave it all off. Do NOT get fat. I know this is really lame... but you should weight train to look good naked. That will give you confidence. Living with your parents doesn't help. Get your own place as quickly as you can. Sure you can get laid if you are a NEET but it's tough and you have to be a really gorgeous guy and you probably aren't one.

At 17, you're still all good and there's plenty of time. Just don't devolve into a dirty, broke, lazy fatty.

I'm not him, but also 18yo kissless virgin and that just motivates me af. Thanks, user.

appreciated

im 20 and i feel like i need a girl really bad ive always been this way i get....obsessed and ive started stealing things from friends...sisters drawers how do i make it stop

>ib4 kys

>Ever done a triathlon?

No. But considering it. Did a couple of marathons though. Atm, my knee is fucked. Iliotibial band.

>Also do you have friends asking annoying questions about why you still don't have a girl?

I don't have friends atm. And in the past, people never knew me because I moved every 4 years or so.

It's weird. I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin. It's like I try to get close enough to a girl to do the whole romance thing but then when the time comes I always pussy out and don't ask her out. I've even had girls approach me and drop hints and such but It just never feels right

When your life just gets put into words. Fucking this.

bump

Holy shit you are /fit/. I'm sure if you go out and actually try to talk to girls, maybe even memorise some jokes or something to make yourself 'funny', you could easily fuck someone.

Or are you waiting for a supermodel to jump on your dick?

>I'm sure if you go out and actually try to talk to girls

Implying I never done that.

>Or are you waiting for a supermodel to jump on your dick?

I have no idea who is even in my league - maybe no one.

OP, I believe in you. I ain't gay, but that body is fucking sweet man. 35, 33, whatever it was, I don't know, who cares. You go out there, to the bar, you let that spaghetti consume the first woman you see. God speed OP. Tomorrow I expect a new thread, this time with the same groovy bodyyyyy,ahem, but with a fucking thick ass grill by your side.

What music do you like?