Sup Forums how would you go about robbing someone? or making quick cash...

Sup Forums how would you go about robbing someone? or making quick cash? are there any surefire ways to make a quick buck? I NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP
pic related , im fucking broke.

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>go out early in the morning on trash day
>go through everyone's trash and collect recyclables
>take to recycling facility
>???
>profit

Just google ways to rob a mini bank with tor and find your closes minibank that no one uses, it can be like 5k in them

join the airforce reserves or the army national guard, get a really easy MOS/job that doesnt require much skill and get a contract for only 2 years after that you could still call yourself a veteran and then use that title of a veteran to get into a job you want way easier

the hells a minibank

Just get a job you fucking lazy fuck.

Ebay, What nigga?

can someone explain whats the difference between a checkings and savings? wtf is visa? i thought your card is suppose to take it out from your checkings.

Where the fuck do you work? McDonald's?

you dont think id look like an asswipe while doing this? it sounds like a good idea for a desperate bro , thanks. i just dont want to get the cops called on me or something

I am so much better than you

Savings typically earn interest. Some checking accounts do too but if they do, it's at a much lower rate. VISA is likely a credit card or line of credit. If you're an amerifag, if your debit card has a VISA logo on it, it's just direct debit out of checking. The credit card VISA you only have to pay on monthly. If you don't pay it in full monthly then you pay out interest (usually).

Savings gains more interest. Checkingnis for debit card. Visa is for credit card. This user is retard because he has all his money in checking instead of his savings account

Suck dick for crack, sell crack. Suck dick for money, buy crack.
Get some crack and suck some dick.

first of all, i just relocated for the summer and im trying to get a job as we speak, but i have to survive until one is offered to me, right? You idiot

LOL what's your credit score? 450? $500 credit limit. My sides

ATM?

Act like a girl on craigslist, set up a meeting with some guy in a hotel room and rob him

Kinda chancy but it could benefit you

sports betting

Savings is completely fucking worthless anymore. 10-15 years ago it would have been smart to keep my money there because the interest rate for said accounts used to be 2-5%. Savings accounts these days are next to 0. UNLESS you're sitting on 100k+ and not touching it its fucking worthless.

says the guy with iphone 4

1. Walk around at night opening mailboxes because some peolpe forget to get thier mail
2. Bend the letters to tell if they contain credit/debit cards.
3. Western union money to yourself so you dont get caught

peaks and valleys dude. lifes whooped my ass the past couple of weeks, shits been out of my control. but i can assure you my peak will be much higher than the change in your account.

Apply for government assistance
Sign up for mystery shopping. Are you 21? Do alcohol compliance shops. All you have to do is go to a gas station, try to buy beer and if they card you say you forgot your ID and see if they sell it to you. Quick buck
Do surveys. Surveysavvy pays money. If you pretend your a big IT exec you can get like $20+ a survey if you answer gay questions about what type of cloud services your company would by etc
Get on Fiverr and sell a service you can do for someone
Amazon mechanical turk pays for online work too
Find free shit on craigslist, fix it or clean it up and sell it on eBay

This is the reason I have money in the bank and you do not. Because I don't run to the store every time apple tries to shove another phone up my ass. You can have your iphone12's and smart watches. I'm good.

more details?..

>This user is retard because he has all his money in checking instead of his savings account
does it actually matter? for my bank the interest is %0.01. with 6k, you'll earn $6 in ten years.

You can go to an atm at night with a hoodie/mask covering your face(some atms have cameras) and take out like $500

>Rob people
>Don't be black
>???
>Profit

Yeah. Those cards don't compe activated. If you just take them they're worthless because you have to either call from a phone number on the account to activate the card or provide a shit ton of personal info. Not to mention most people getting cards in the mail are expecting them. I hope you bend someones mail, think you've hit the jackpot, and find out it's an ad to sign up for a credit card with one of those fake pieces of plastic in there

Time for a new bank. Wells Fargo sucks ass

what do about pin numbers?

>wells fargo %0.01
>chase %0.01
>citi %0.01
>BoA %0.01
what bank do you have user?

You can easily tell if they are from a scam or a real company. And how much info do you need to provide? I was thinking user can get the money off the card fast before the people found out

>Find some high school near you
>Learn the schedules, when do they all come out and stuff
>Rob the fuck out of those kids as much as you want (Backpacks, money, phones, etc)

Works in my country, has to work in yours.

Try 1234

Online purchases dont need pin numbers. Use the western union website

user said go to an ATM. for online purchases, where are you planning on shipping your product to?

Ally 1.00%
Google is your friend

Just sell blood. That should get you like $250 a month.

Im that user and i forgot about needing a pin at an atm. You can ship the product to an abandoned house. Aslo you can send money through western union online and pick it up at a bank

Social Insurance Number/Social Security Number is usually the big one. Could be a security question also like childhood nickname, first pet's name, location of first kiss, etc. Have you never gotten a credit card before?? You'd seriously be better off waiting for those stupid cash advance cheques they send all the time. Write yourself a cheque for $10k and run like hell

its just a credit card that I had with them for like 10 years now , never use it , dont need it because I'm not a poor nigger

If anyone here wants to make quick cash message me on instagram

Blood is donated. Plasma is bought. Nigs do this all the time. Plus drug trials. These pay out. As do psychology tests. Go to your local university psych department. You don't have to be a student. Look on bulletin boards for people looking for study participants. Might only pay $5 but could pay more

Better than nothing.... :(

I have a card I haven't used for 10 years and my limit on it is $21k.
I'm not a poor nigger and I always use a credit card because they give me either free money (up to 10% cash back), free air travel, free hotels, etc and I give them nothing but my business and buy shit I'd buy anyway. Your loss if you give everyone your cash money for free

hey fucker, i work at a wells fargo
and it sucks hella ass

Im a broke fag, and absolutely horrible at saving money. Any tips from any anons in here with a few g's in their accounts?

bro i was just at walmart, pepperoni is some pricey shit, like $3.50 a pack

$3.50? "Always low prices" my ass. Go to Publix instead; pepperoni's $2 a pack for like 50 slices.

51k Us$

most i've ever had

>feelsgood

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Can someone western unoin me $1000 then report thier card as stolen?

What are you spending all your money on? Cancel cable TV. Hell cancel the internet. Steal a neighbours wifi or use it at the library. You can eat at Checker's for like a dollar and then do the survey on the receipt and you'll get free food when you buy a drink. BK does this with the whopper. You can have free whoppers in perpetuity. If you have to have a smart phone, switch to republic wireless and pay like $14/month. If you can ditch the smartphone and live with just texts and calls, Lycamobile is 5 cents per minute and $0/month. Use coupons for groceries. Buy ramen noodles or something. Companies will give you coupons for free product often if you just ask

I used to email food companies that I like and lie and complain. They'd send me a bunch of free food coupons, and coupons with deals.

Union
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Have you tried the sex industry? It's probably the single largest industry in the world. It's recession-proof, and there's never an end to demand. And it takes in a lot more territory than you might think; it's not just porn, for example, but all the script-writers, directors, camera-people, grips, set decorators, and makeup artists who make it happen. I made a living for years writing custom erotica for fringe fetishes like vore, giantess, living statue, and transformation. If you're creative and willing to do research on what people want, there's lots of untapped market out there. The only thing you need to avoid is hitting the mainstream, which is completely over-saturated. In order to break into foot fetish modelling, for example, you either have to be ridiculously attractive or willing to go a lot farther than everyone else. Find a small niche market which is not being exploited, research it, and then go after it.