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>christfags
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tessa

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what happened to the tomato sauce lad?

Oops been posting in the wrong thread. Sorry. x

That's a white 'zza.

>x

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Just had a wank to a porn that i feel was made for me to find, god bless those degenerate Japs

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tfw to intelligent to be president

Posting here now

I've been wanting to cheat for a while and spotted my opportunity. Don't judge until you are a 23 year old who got their girlfriend of 6 months pregnant and feel obligated to stay with her, alright?

Stop posting.

Alri

Did you vote for Trump?

it's real... wow...
nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/12/clinton-campaign-may-have-been-too-smart-to-win.html

>tfw Janny is upset

>tfw no gf

Some lad has fallen of his motorbike outside my house

ha-ha'd loudly

Cant make it up

don't think i wiped properly because i can smell shit

*sprays deodorant on my arse*

all better

thetab.com/uk/newcastle/2016/12/15/newcastle-student-dies-excessive-drinking-22889

ah yes

POOEY LINX LAD

just absolutely stacked it on my motor lads haha don't think anyone saw though so I'm good hahaha ow

Thoughts?

erm no mate i dont stick things up my arse

>no interesting reddit flaggers on

the ex gf wore a lot of makeup and it was really disgusting but she was obviously very self conscious about it so i never said anything

it was a big part of the reason i broke up with her though

Top 10 swiped-right names 2016

>Boys
Harry
Jay
Thomas
Leo
Jack
William
Muhammed
Ethan
Archie
Liam

>Girls
Amelia
Holly
Grace
Maisie
Olivia
Millie
Ella
Phoebe
Jade
Mollie

Is your name on there lads and lasses?

some absolutely abysmal posts recently
get it together or i'm out the fucking door

I'm here I'm just staying late at work because I'm playing golf with the workmates in a bit

grey eyes/brown hair is the most patrician eye/hair colour combination

debate me

cheshire

I usually go by Mo

wanna fug Melissa Monroe and let her cook me a sainsburys basic meal for 23p a head

>Muhammed

Your country has gone to the dogs

wahey

Swing and a miss

Wtf is this hard vs soft brexit? I voted for brexit

waiting for that lad who said he had a cracking post lined up for this thread

/gf2016/ is almost over, how did you all do?
I came very close, dated a girl for a month. Granted she was the only girl who I came close with.

you know (((who)))

yeah but do you want it soft or hard

you got cucked. don't feel too bad, the trumptards did it too

>23p a head

crackhead the next street over does that

>Russell
UKIP?!

I get hard brexits if I've had a lot of chinese over the week

I'd fuck Suzanna Reid into next Wednesday fuck

me on the bag surreptitiously being a stick insect

imma imma starbuoey

dont get it

i'm listening to joy division because i'm a wanker

Birmingham

how did we spell how yanks say bouy again?
boo-eeeee or something

((()))

:/

listening to cali post rock even though i hate cali post rock

BLOODY

RACISTS

soft is single market and free movement
hard is none of that

kissed three rando girls in one night and then met a really nice girl travelling but didnt even kiss her

apart from that naff all

greater london

green/black desu

yeah boo-ee

Geographically closer, think more obscure

how much money do you have saved up chesh

Fwb with a girl for a while but she only used me for sex and didnt want to date. Didn't know that was a thing girls did.

Pulled more than I've ever pulled this year, but all I want is a gf and I'm nowhere close to it. Started working out, maybe being fit will help

it is, but I don't use tinder

top 5 hair colour/eye colour combinations
1. grey eyes/brown hair
2. green eyes/red hair
3. green eyes/black hair
4. blue eyes/red hair
5. grey eyes/black hair

Devon
literally none

I'm a motherfucking starboo-eee haha

worcester
rutland
east anglia

Gf is on an africans safari atm, she'll be back soon though

ummm sweetie that's a counterfeit x
bet they've got even less canals than Venice

do americans really still have shoe shine people?

I've seen it in more than 1 tv show

I though they went the way of rag and bone man or the door to door knife sharpener.

fucking ridiculous nation

yeah you do

you werk ffs

>grey eyes

show me one picture of someone with grey eyes

who /nicecar/ here

nothing better than pissing off the neighbours by revving my scooby early in the morning

going for a drive now

More like Divon, also no

no
closer
too vague

>it's another "someone thinks grey eyes don't exist" episode

>rag and bone man
alri dad

>wanted to go to the local forest preserve for anonymous gay sex with older men
>closed until March

brown eyes/brown hair

i have a 2014 ford focus

that any good


think the answers no isn't it

went for a proverbial drive through the hilly part between manchester and sheffield and saw this

i heard my gran talk about them

I have £5 in my bank account right now

Really dislike this edition.

gf just sent me this

dont get it

yeah i'm a memer
i make memes, upload em, get upvotes. maybe a bit of gold if i get extra autistic.
its just what i do, i like memes

Grim, couldn't live like that

Thats where I took my ex on our first date

Only in airports nowadays

Maybe somewhere in those rich parts of New York City

the only part of the uk that has trees and nature

Get your fuckin shine box

Norfolk
I get paid tonight but yeah :c