User, you could instantly change one thing about yourself or your life, what would it be ?

user, you could instantly change one thing about yourself or your life, what would it be ?

I'd like to be taller.
It sounds super retarded but me being 5'7 really put me down on life, no matter how much knowledge I gather or lfit I always feel inferior.

Noticed it in highschool when smaller guys in age were taller and it all went downhill from there.

I want to become the little girl

want to live in china
fuck germany

If you feel like this your problem is not your height

I would like to become incredibly wealthy.

same here.

my laugh/voice

I would like to have full titanium teeth. But only if it were "socially acceptable" and didn't look ugly for other people.

>dubs noice
>like 2 more inches on my dick i guess
>that would be a soild 8
>guess my life is going pretty good if that is what i would change lol

I would like to stop feeling depressed.

Not having depression...

To be rich as fuck. I'm pretty happy with most of my life but just scraping by in the income department. I want enough to not have to worry about money ever again.

Get my ex back.

fuck guys, seek help. It's nothing to be ashamed of

Extreme focus , drive and dedication. There are so many things I could and would have achieved if I wasn't so lazy

Money. U$ 45.000.000,00 right now would make my life perfect.

i'd like to feel things again

I'd like to not be a coward. It would solve almost all of the issues in my life

Have every jew dead.

This is the most useful one

help costs money. and i have no money. so i keep being depressed

I'm a spic, but I look like different ethnicities ( which I am ) and I'm okay with that. I'm 5'8 and so far my height has never been an issue. Only when there's taller girls that I find attractive. But I'm decent looking. I would only get rid of my acne. My acne is my biggest insecurity and I can't get rid of it ( any advice ?) And now I'm going to have scars. It makes me wanna shoot myself. Other than that. I guess just my nose. Make it smaller. More Caucasian I guess.

I'll make you the girl user, we can take turns.

that I could change even moar things

I have 1 million dollar debt. I want it gone.

That's true, but it should be a priority for you to spend money on

Some fucking money for a change. Hate being fucking broke.

i'd like to be a 14 yo short girl. (i'm a 185 cm 16 yo guy)

I want infinite wealth.

My indecisiveness.

what about rent? bills? by the end of all that ive got barely enough for food

git b&

That fucking sucks man. Try to do fun stuff doe.
Even if you don't feel like it. In the end it'll make you feel better.

I want to fix my back, and BMI. I am underweight, and my back looks like shit. I said to look like a cross between Gollum and a Holocaust survivor. My shoulder blades stick out that it looks like I'm about to sprout wings. Also low back almost caves in and it looks so weird. People say I just need to "fill in my gut". That makes no sense because it's not my stomach that needs to get bigger, but my lower back, I wish I could fix that giant gaping ass hole that makes me afraid to take off my shirt.

There's nothing wrong with my being thin, but there's something wrong with my back.

Have the balls to leave my wife. I miss my freedom.

undo the changes years of playing wow and looking at porn have done to my brain aka dopamine release and the reward systems of the brain prolly

be a girl

If it makes you feel any better, I paid for help and it didn't. What they call getting over depression is really just you lying to yourself and everyone you know. So probably the same as you do now.

Same

i do. but by the end of the night, i still feel like shit while i lay awake in bed. it sucks, but i deal

Things like this usually get covered by social security though. If you are american you have that obamacare thing

Are you me Bernd?

nothing really, am busy being everything I intended to be. If i had one wish tho it would be for more discipline. Still, I'm doing pretty damn awesome.

Delete the feeling of lazines.

Why? Are you very lazy?

what about deleting laziness

dev feels man

I'd change to a hot girl so I could get fucked like that

Bigger dick

>I cried knowing there's more like me out there...

I'd like to stop being socially retarded.

Moot pls.

What the fuck are you doing on Sup Forums? helping people? Why? Go to reddit. fucking whiteknights

I wish I'd have my own place with lots of other benefits

If we hadn't had a baby I would be gone by now. She's not a bad person we're just very different people. She wants the completely standard family unit thing going on and that is pretty much my idea of purgatory

Hey I'm just an user like the rest of you now

I'm on the same boat. I may stop being a fatass finally but ya know. I'm too lazy to do shit. At least I'm married and know what a pussy feels like.

12inch shlong

>Implying helping people is not an egoist thing to do
>Implying we don't help others to feel better about ourselves

Aww but I was enjoying seeing nice people here.

But haven't you grow dependent of her? Emotionally I mean

I would always like to get dubs

Bigger bank balance

Get money money = bitches bitches = sex
Sex = dopamine dopamine = happy

Fortunately we have no kids yet. I can only imagine how that changes the context user.

But in other ways it's similar for me. She wants a minivan and 6 kids and a lake house and this bitch doesn't even work (had a job when we got together but unemployed for 1 year+)

You can do it man. Don't let the kid tie you down. That's a mistake many unhappy couples make. Just make sure that you're not dependent on her emotionally/financially and you'll be fine. Take care of your kid of course and be there for him/her

Why don't you?

SAUCE
PD. I'd like to be white.

shit mugs

Possibly slightly. I'm quite a solitary person though. One of her complaints about me is that I don't communicate enough.

This. I would stop this.

The worry is that she's the one who is dependent on me, emotionally and financially. I couldn't raise a child on my own, I'm basically a manchild myself. One of the main things stopping me leaving is the thought that my baby would have a much worse upbringing. Ofc I would be there and pay child support but that doesn't come close to what it costs to raise a child.

I'm quite alright.

i wish i had self confidence

>thinking not being a complete cunt 24/7 to everybody you meet is being a white knight
fucking kys

Yea same. She works part time but if I left I think she would quit her job.

Samefag here, similar reasons. I tried leaving her in college and she played the suicide card and I was too beta to let her fucking do it

Godspeed user. I hope you pull through.

I would have taken all the pussy that was being thrown at me in Jr. High and High School. There was a LOT of it, and I was oblivious that I was at all attractive (I was, still am decent looking, but teen me was damn fine).

Was this too long to read or does nobody give a shit

>GRRR I HATE NICE PEOPLE

For me, I don't trust that she can look after our baby (obvs I would not leave my daughter but I mean the times when she is with her mother). She's a good mother but emotionally she is unstable. I think leaving her would make that worse and impact on my baby's life

I read it but I had nothing to say about it.

dude, you never stick your dick in crazy

When I was younger I swore I wouldn't be that guy, and here I am.

...

anything

Oh god user dont tell me thats you

user doesn't look that bad, he looks a little above average, despite he has some dental issues.

I'd be a woman so I could feel some hot guys shaft down my fanny

I didn't say you have to raise the child on your own. She's there too. She can look for a job and get herself on her feet. The child would have a much better upbringing if you two separated. As someone who grew up in a troubled household with arguments and violence I can say that if my parents had divorced a long time ago, I would have lived a much better childhood. If you stay with her you'll grow to resent her and she will resent you for it. Then you both will fight and eventually one may hit the other and so forth. I say do what is right for your kid but also do what is right for you as well.

Id wish for quads.

"smaller guys in age"
You mean younger?

You write a paragraph which basically reads 'my back is shit. I'm ok with being thin, but my back is shit. Btw have I told you about my shit back?'
Like holy shit, fuck off and visit a doctor or whatever, you narcissistic cunt.

a vagina
I already pass as a girl but a vagina would be nice, I got approved for the surgery but its 20 grand and I am broke

how far away my fucking girlfriend lives. working on that though.

I think it's a three way tie between:
-Not having depression (this shit fucks you up on so many levels)
- An impressive dick. Not so big that it hurts but one that girls talk about/constantly want. Maybe like 7.5 by 5.5?
- "Extreme focus , drive and dedication"
this is a good one.

Kind of funny that if I had a less average penis i'd probably go into extreme confidence mode and get shit done

holy shit gimme sauce please I need to fap so hard to this chick

I bet you're pretty awesome even without a vagina. Keep on, and good luck.