Sup Forums, I'm fucked

Sup Forums, I'm fucked.

I have a bio test coming up this week and I haven't been in class at all.
Give me some of your best cheating techniques
(I'm surrounded by tards and have no friends so I can't Cheat off anybody else)

Fucking study and stop posting on /b

drop bio cause its a shit class bruh

>this week
lol what are you still in highschool? No one studies until the last day

you can an hero

If for some reason your bio teacher will let you use a calculator, bring a TI-84 or some calculator than can write letters and has a history. Whenever you forget something check the history for the answer.

Why you taking a class on biological warfare, are you a slav

>i'm surrounded by tards and have no friends

Same..

>Students take bio in 9th or 10th grade
>underage&b

Stop being a fag and actually care about school
or you will amount to nothing and your entire existence will be but a blimp in time.

Kek you're still in fucking highschool

that describes everyone on Sup Forums
you're not any more special than anyone else
>kill yourself

underage b&

Thats only true for americunts

>have no friends

Here's a really good one.
Every day from now leasing to the exam take a look at your class notes and try and remember them for the test. They won't suspect a thing.

> Sup Forums I'm fucked... I have a test..
If you say you are fucked cause you are going to fail a test in school. Fuck me you are what the world feed off. Enjoy the easiest part of you adult life.

stay mad Euro-nerd
How does it feel having your fellow country- women raped by dirty sand niggers?

I didn't even revise for A levels, let alone school.
Get a grip m8

b-b-but muh special snowflake

>americucks thing everyone who makes fun of them is European
Makes me kek every time

There he is.
As soon as an amerifat knows he's talking with an European he brings up the sandnigger argument
>oh you got me good murica

Speak for yourself, fuckboi

Pro tip: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

haha biology test yeah you are fucked. All that shit has it's own terminology mitochondria mitosis munchkinhowser syndrome all that shit

Go to school with an M9 and make your teacher give you an A at gunpoint.

See

>amerifat
Not really, I live a healthy lifestyle have a great girlfriend and a good job. stay mad anons, stay mad
>pic related

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Worst case scenario, you get an F but submit work for the points, a 50 is better than a 0.

Dedicate your life this week to studying biology, like 4 hours a day until the test and review work before bed and when you wake up.

>skinny
>chin fuzz
>Manlet
Hahahahahaha yeah I'm jelly as fuck user. Is your girlfriend a whale too?

The United States and Europe are literally the only two countries that matter, you slant-eyed, moai fucking ocean gook.

>europe
>country
Fucking hell I sincerely hope you're pretending to be retarded for the (you's)

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Ok user, I'll try and help out because I'm laid up with a broken leg so fuck it.

Bio was my strongest subject and I crushed the AP exam. My honest answer is fucking study. Just pore over that shit until it sinks in.

But if you must cheat here are some tips. Keep in mind I was out of high school in '04 so maybe my techniques are outdated. If you are allowed to have a water bottle out during the test, white out the nutrition facts and fill in formulas/notes. Have an extra bottle and swap during the test so you can double the info.

You can also record sound files with answers and then play them through discretely placed earbuds running through your shirt. I had long hair so it was easy. Record like 50-100 facts and make them song files. So mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell can be one, calvin cycle can be another, etc. Just listen to the tracks during test.

You can wrote a cheat sheet and then fold it up so it fits somewhere small, bust out during test.

Write answers and notes on a thick runber band (like livestrong size). Stretch out to write answers. When it snaps back, it will just look like lottle black boxes. Stretch during test to see answers.

Leave your backpack open under/next to desk and keep cheat sheet visible so you can glance over.

Etch answers into pencil. Use as many pencils as you need.

Don't get caught user. You are obviously too stupid to take this class again so make sure you pass and gtfo.

If all else fails, tell the teacher you were molested and that you have anxiety problems

More of a man then you. Im not scared to post myself or my girlfriend.
So lets see what you look like?

I heard that if you write the answers on bullets and shoot yourself in the head, the knowledge will get in your brain instantly. You should try it.

Damn this user knows what's up. I was just gonna call you a faggot for not studying

It's an anonymous website you absolute mong.
Take your manlet ass and shitskin girlfriend to /soc/ or Facebook you ugly, attention seeking sperglord.

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Don't they generally reset them before a test? I know ours did. RIP snake program

That's true for almost everyone

>gets roasted
>I-I'm not afraid...let's see what you look like user...I bet you're ugly too

>Enjoys shit posting others appearance to make himself feel better.
Its ok user i understand, enjoy your sad life

Write most important stuff in your dick, ask to get to the bathroom. You probably won't be able to fit much, but it's something. Doesn't work if it's the penis inspection day.

Hahahahaha that dark skinned savage is your girlfriend?? I feel bad for you son

>tfw i have only dated blonde blue eyed girls with big tits
>tfw i would never dip my beautiful american diamond cutter into some poisonous rice wine vinegar pussy

Jesus Christ, I hope you didn't seriously just post your and your GF's picture to Sup Forums

her der im angry.

Study you lazy fucker, holy shit. Read the required chapters, take notes, then study those notes like your fucking life depends on it. We aren't /adv/ you faggot.

This is simple shit.

Checked

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>legitimately felt the need to post a picture of himself on Sup Forums to make himself feel better and try to make others feel insecure
>is 5'6
>resorts to assumptions when made fun of
The difference is you can only ASSUME that I'm an ugly, sad aspie. I know for a FACT that you are an ugly manlet with a shitskin girlfriend with a dress sense of a blind nigger because you were stupid enough to upload pictures of yourself to fucking Sup Forums.
God damn user I didn't even need to shitpost, your image alone made me feel better. Cheers.

Best study technique is memorizing all your notes and then just remembering them when you need them. Teachers will hate you.

>he's just over half the height of the sign post

y=mx+b

lol this guy gets it. There's this old trick called learning the content.

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water bottle - write info on the white side of the label paper

rubber band - stretch it out and write info on it, when it's limp it will just look like black blots

some sort of auditory code with a friend

look at someone else's paper

feign sickness

Fuck off back to /soc/ Enrique, no one is going to validate you here.

The water bottle one is too well known to work. It's a risky move trying that. I'm still advocating for writing most crucial stuff on your dick and using the bathroom to check after you've done everything else but the ones where you need the help. No one is going to check the dickers. Though you have to have a system to write in minimal space.

Unless of course it's penis inspection day.

>paper on bottle
Most exams make you take the labels off
>rubber band
Yeah because you won't look suspicious stretching a rubber band
>auditory code
Only really useful for multiple choice
>look at someone else's paper
Most exams have you spaced out so that isn't possible
>feign sickness
And do what?
Best thing I can come up with is turn your phone off or leave it on silent and put it in your pocket. This is something you can only pull of once during the exam. At one point ask to use bathroom, enter the cubicle, take your phone out and Google answers.
Worked for me.

It's kinda risky since a phone can be visibly in your pocket. Maybe hide it in your underwear?

Also, any higher level exam will have someone escorting you to the bathroom and making sure you don't spend too long there etc. So, you can probably pull off a quick Google search for one thing, but that's it. Better to write the important stuff in a note and make sure the phone opens up with it.

They've questioned me about my pocket before. They asked is it a phone and I said no. They asked for me to empty my pocket and I said no.
Wasn't really much they could do about it to be honest

Also I think I told the invigilator who accompanied me to the toilet that I had Crohns disease or something so I spent like 5 or 10 minutes googling shit

Just read your fucking book in like 1-2 days. Basic biology is fucking easy as long you don't have to know how everything in a cell works down to RNA code

You deserve to fail. I honestly hope you fail so hard that you actually learn to not be this retarded and actually go to the classes that you're paying for (assuming you're a college fag). Hell you probably have dad pay for everything and I bet he threatened to cut off your xbox live shit if you failed another class. Hope you get royally fucked big time faggo

I understand what you meant by that only working once. They'll be pretty fucking suspicious of you after this, if not outright convinced that you were cheating.

I'd say hide it in your underwear to prevent this. Also, faking a disease might get them more suspicious. If you're able to fake diarrhea, it's probably easier to go with that. And when I've eaten bad food and am nervous, that wouldn't be a problem. Like a shotgun. That probs gives you enough time for quick googling, but still probably better to put the most important stuff in a note in the phone, so you'll have all the basics in one place for a quick check.