Anyone willing to spare a couple dollars and buy a broke hungry fag a pizza...

Anyone willing to spare a couple dollars and buy a broke hungry fag a pizza? I'll stick sharpie in pooper or whatever you want.

I am very proud of you, son.
You put Internet connection above food.
I will buy you a pizza, friendo.

Bump, cause I'm hungry and desperate.

i'll buy you a pizza if you an hero

I use my neighbors wifi. But will you really or are you just fucking with me.

Then i won't be alive to eat my pizza nigger.

at least you would get a pizza our of it ungrateful faggot.

That depends. How badly do you want the pizza?

My sides

Pretty fucking bad. What do you want me to do?

Sharpie.

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Man fuck the sharpie shit, let me get you your fucking pizza, drop your PayPal and I'll send a couple of dollars over. I'm totally skint myself soI know how it feels, but I can spare £2 (nearly $3).

Alright keep thread alive and I'll post pic with time stamp.

No, OP is mine.

Thanks for the offer man but I'm totally broke and $3 ain't going to really help out.

C HECKUMM

atleast you got trips so thats good

It's amazing what these fucks will do for a bite

I'm salivating.

Nope. Get a job or die lazy fucker.

Sharpied pooper and timestamp

Here ya go

Hurry the fuck up, man.

I got a job, just broke till next paycheck comes Thursday.

Thanks.
I almost feel sorry for you.
Starve

fuck man, if i had more than 4 dollars id help you out.

OP really came here for cheese pizza.

Come on man

OP came here for any kind of pizza cause I'm hungry as fuck.

Put your email for paypal with timestamp so I know its you and ill send you 5 bucks

Go find some grass or something.
You're not my fucking responsibility.

Idk where i can get a pizza for $5 though.

OP delivered! Too bad Domino's isn't.
>I'm a poorfag too.

Come on bros i did the fuckin sharpie. Surely there is someone out there with $10 to spare for a pizza.

Walmart?

little ceasar, or wal mart

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You delivered, but sadly im also a broke nigga. if i had money i would've given it to you.

OP, I'll help you. Post your address and timestamp so I know it's you and not some other faggot trying to take advantage

take the $3 and buy some fucking beans

you won't though you just want an excuse to be an exhibitionist

Post your fucking PayPal so people can give you money? Why haven't 6oy done this yet wtf dude

No way I'm putting out my address lol. Plus the pizza places don't deliver as far out as i live. If your serious i can give you the number to a pizza place near me and you can call me in one for carry out.

My paypal is [email protected]

take a pic of screen with you as OP and timestamp?

do this and i will

get a credit card and start an interest plan op u can just max it out than have them write it off when ur done/dead/renewed account its how bankers and politicians do it anyways

I just posted that....I'm not sure what your asking lol.

with the thread on screen and the OP being you
like (You)

Here ya go

>[email protected]
done, £3.00 is a little less than 5 bucks atm

Thanks bro, and yea it came out to $4.34

should be enough, no worries

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