Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have food in your mouf

Shinoa claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/nR9gMg4hKfY
youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4
youtu.be/eiKAFUgFzqc
youtube.com/watch?v=9W5Nre9xnyY
youtube.com/watch?v=9QWUIn_t1TM
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Milinda claim

Hey Yuuki! What did you have for dinner?

Yup.
Joke was kind of getting old to me anyways.
And me neither. Approximately busy.

Obligatory claim.

>My kids don't even call me anymore.

Miho claimed

Hello everyone.

youtu.be/nR9gMg4hKfY

Mind you tongue. Or my tongue will wiggle waggle directly unto your emperor's ass.

smug smUGS SMUGS
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Show me your moves

>Or my tongue will wiggle waggle directly unto your emperor's ass.

Nice.

Heyo, Miho. How are ya?

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Yuuki claimed

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Heyo Miho.
Watched the movie yet?

>My kids don't even call me anymore.
>kek

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that gif is adorable

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Depends on the subject really. Manslayer does good work though.

I know right?

Im doing a little better. Coughing still sucks.

You?

>Hugs

Milk.

Heyo adorable, how are ya?

>I never called my father after the divorce
>Feels good man.

i had some chocolate

Hi there, since you didn't receive my message: I'm sorry that I couldn't reply I depend on a WiFi network.. How are you btw?
Great! Hope you enjoyed it.

youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4
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That's good to hear, man. Hope your cough goes away soon after you get those delicious antibiotics.
>pats

I can tell, kek.

No been busy with stuff today.

Let's get to bashing butts.

Heyo Milinda! How's it going?

Hi Miho, just got to Code Talker, can't wait.

>By default
That's a blessing right there.

Nice man, I'll be there to.
>In a year or so :^(

>Best idol claimed

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Best moves so far
Oh god another boy band
10/10 stuck the landing

Hand.

Hello blue bell

I fucking died
>bands a make me dance
youtu.be/eiKAFUgFzqc

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Struggle

>Code Talker
Have fun with that.

>claim totally not sponsored
>totally not drunk

Have a (You) as per the currency of /waifu/Thats what I call quality
Ill have you know there's no PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY

mandatory cc claim
youtube.com/watch?v=9W5Nre9xnyY

Britfag Maki Claim

drunk overwatch edition

>Rattle rattle

Akiko claimed

Playing Overwatch with the boys
Getting the mad comebacks

did you see the nine and a half minute icarly feeding frenzy before youtube got a stick up its ass?

Oh, sad.

Hope you manage to watch it soon!

>I never called my father after the divorce
>Even more keks

Chocolate surely makes you hyperactive.

>Forgot pic

>Hugs
How are you Miho? Cough any better?

Hey Sinon, it's all good friend. No worries.
I'm doing okay. Been better though. How about you?

Maki

this was supposed to go to

>happy hands

How goes being the best Cow in the thread.
>That sounds insulting
>But it's actually a compliment
>Hand wink

>He was a dick anyway
>Birthday was a few weeks ago
>Remembered that I didn't call him
>Hardy laugh
>Continues day

Only a little. My voice is still in and out.

You feeling better?

Hey hand, how's it going?

It was a lot of fun! Spent some time at panels, spent too much money, saw a lot of good cosplays!

I had some grilled chicken with this mustard sauce...I forget what all was in it, but it was really good. How are you?

Hakan's wife claimed.

r8 her

Doing fine. I pretty much have a house to myself today.
I did not, but then again I dont go on youtube all day very often.

youtube.com/watch?v=9QWUIn_t1TM
they unstuck the stick from their ass
>watch this
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post blushing waifu

You can?
Hand senses

It's prettty good

Going well, man. Just enjoying my Saturday. How about you?

claim

brown/10

hey (you)

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Doesn't have as much weight behind it considering I'm the only one, you'd be the best hand in the thread even if there were others though.
How do you like my handiwork there?

>rapid hands

Late claim. Finished Emi's route for KS, now for Hanako's.

I see you're all fine my dude. When go you get out?

Have you tried drinking warm honey?

8/10

At least your getting better. I'm doing alright. Not good or bad I guess.

That sounds awesome. I'm jealous. Hospital food is killing me... I'm doing alright.

That sounds pretty chill. Enjoy it while it lasts

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hunting for lewds?

hey hey what are you up to nice kick btw

Boobies!

>MWN
My man.

And it never gets easier.

If I get the S rank I'm so done.

Report to the ship as soon as possible.

Glad to hear

ty
I'm about to go cook myself some food
>haven't eaten in like a day
how are (you)?

Best cow in the pasture, lovely.
>Flattered hands
>pats

Handiwork was very nice.

No.

I agree.
You god the hand pun right?

sounds yummy what you making? im ok just hanging out as usual going to take a shower soon

>we'll bang okay
>have another

gif edition

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Mine

Don't like the new black hokagae name. Doesn't feel right

Just like dark souls
>a game that I will never get

Nice, I'm playing Overwatch with some friends, just relaxing

I've been fortunate to have never had hospital food, but I've heard horror stories lol. How much longer are you in there?

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>its really kicking in

>honey
I don't have any and drinking honey?


But i want to speak i has sound like a hold man with no voice box.

If you want to 100% the game you have to do all the Mission executives. But if you S it without doing that its fine you can come back later and do the others.


>000
There yours

Got better, distracted myself with some bombay and friends..

>It's all good friend
I'm so happy to hear that. (:

>But i want to speak i has sound like a hold man with no voice box.
What in the fuck did i just type.

Does your waifu die or get their ass kicked?

Yeah. I'm in a meeting about that now. Hoping they say yes to my request of tonight. I want to be home for my birthday...

That sounds good. I'm about to order some food too...
>That pic is too cute

Lucky you. It's pretty bad.... kek.
I might get out tonight. We are talking about it right now.

Yout will get better soon I promise!
>Comforting hugs

That's good! Glad to hear you are better!

Dies once, buuuut not really?
Wibbly wobbly multi-dimensional magic non-sense.

>But i want to speak i has sound like a hold man with no voice box.

>???????????????

Shiragami Youko claimed.
When will Akikonon return home from the war?

My waifu is too much a winner to do either of those.

nope never she never dies no no no nope

>kek

>But i want to speak i has sound like a hold man with no voice box.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Fuckin' hey there.
Been a minute, yeah?

>You god the hand pun right?
>Confused hands

You up to much, adorable?

Overwatch as usual? Nice, happy you're having fun, man.

Whenever I'd get in a fight I suppose it's getting it's knuckles kicked.

>I can see everything relevant to hands.

She gets eaten by a dragon in the manga but manages to stay alive in there for moths due to being a demigod. When Itami fights the dragon she takes enough damage to be all but knocked out but is good to fight another apostle.

>never dies
>esdeath

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>months*

Front tire changed successfully! Back tire still to go!

>Makoto

Has he made anything recently? Seems like he just dropped off the map.

Wait that's him? Thought that was someone completely different. Oh well his content has changed anyway.

>Dark Souls
Never ever.

The latter option seems like the best choice, besides I need the wormhole fulton anyway.

Not at all.

What are you thinking of getting?
>When you told me "that" last night that was my reaction.

Nice meme

HANDiwork.
Not really.

dont know what you are talking about.

Might get Chipotle...
>You know I meant every word of that... its all true. Thank you. I could never repay you for what you have done.

Yeah drinking honey. Something about the glucose helping white blood celks and it helps with the irritation

Someone correct me if I'm wrong

Which is tonight at midnight right?

Overpowered by noble vampires once. Got a bit of her blood sucked out but she's still human

That's sexy

It confused me too at first

Want to get the game because if the hype

>wormhole fulton
Wormhole is best. It has a 99.9% of working. I only use and it will always steal a nuke.

My god damn brain hurts.

He uses his own channel, broke away from Machinima.