Sup Forums ruined my life

Sup Forums ruined my life.
>be me
>teenager alpha male
>gf comes home for netflix & chill
>accidentally open new tab on chrome
>gf sees strange thumbnail
>clicks on it
>skat trap gifs thread shows up
>user, the fuck is this?
>gf gets uber mad
>start asking me, screaming WHAT IS THIS?!
>she starts punching me in the chest
>im freaking out
>i don't want to defend myself
>she gets angrier, starts pulling my hair off
>i try to calm her down
>she wouldnt stop screaming
>i try to stop her with a puch to the nose
>she starts bleeding all over my bed
>flat mate comes in
>"what are you doing man?" starts kicking me
Now i've no place and no gf, thank you Sup Forums

Other urls found in this thread:

xvideos.com/video397878/candy_and_dada
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Sauce on the image?
Also, i'm very sorry about what happened.

You're welcome

idk, some thread from /gif/ i guess

This wouldn't have happened if you weren't a faggot like the rest of us.

>try to stop with a punch to the nose.

Some alpha you are OP.

shut up, just opened that thread to post spiderman pics

you just can't imagine the way she was screaming

not possibly /b's fault, even if you had it bookmarked the thread would have 404'd

this is some shite b8 m8

Totally Sup Forumss fault, replayed that thread just right before gf came in

There are much better ways of calming down, or simply leaving to let her cool off. Punching was a bad decision m9.

Yeah, that would have worked for a cuck

That would have worked for anyone. Punching someone without the sole purpose of defending yourself is unnecessary.

no nigger your fault. you looked at it, pay the troll toll with your little boy hole.


nigger.

some bitches are just crazy Sup Forumsro..

>prevent any digital incident like this from ever happening again
>leave no evidence behind that you use Sup Forums unless its /x]
>even then, your computer should auto pw protect within 5 min afk
>havent you learned anything from ur Sup Forumsros m8?

were you in my shoes you wouldve done the same, i know

xvideos.com/video397878/candy_and_dada

fuck you

hm.. yeah, thats probably the way to go
any good plugin to auto-delete chrome history?

OP you failed the alpha test, hard

yeah man, go tell your mom

Have you gotten around to explaining to her?
Was the tab a trap thread or was it Sup Forums front-page which showed a trap thread?

>skat trap

You're welcome.

trap thread

Also: Who the fuck with a gf lets a Sup Forums tab be open?
I'm always incognito and I'm just on Sup Forums when my gf has fallen asleep.

There is no God, faggots like you don't deserve a girlfriend

No alpha male ever goes on Sup Forums

If your girlfriend's so willing to leave you over something stupid like this, maybe something else was going on?

wow gr8 response xD lmao, enjoy your beta life, tfw no gf, hope she presses charges so you go to prison and get fucked by bubba

i didnt let the tab open im not that stupid, the fucking thread thumbnail just showed up in the "new thread" tab on chrome

false

no, i wouldve destroyd her if i knew

Oh, well then you're fucked.
What did you say to those who kicked you out?

>press charges, because of tab open
yeah man, totally
remember she started hitting me first

>buy fleshlight
>use fleshlight
>use fleshlight like four times a day
>have girlfriend, fuck girlfriend like once a day
>everything is going swimmingly, my two girlfriends don't know about eachother
>house sit for a friend
>take fleshlight
>continue to use four times a day
>one day, leave in sink in the bathroom after cleaning
>girlfriend comes over
>immediately has to pee, goes straight into the bathroom
>i'm oblivious
>hear, "hey user, what's this in the sink?"
>. . .oh
>. . .fuck
>"uuuuhhhh"
>"IS THIS YOUR POCKET PUSSY?! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>she comes out holding it
>"Is this what you fuck when I'm not here?"
>wait, where is this going
>"Do you want me to use it on you?"
>oh, i see
>dated for a couple more months
>she would tease me about it a little
>i just wish her pussy was tighter and she wasn't so boring, she was a fuckin' 10/10 babe otherwise.

Uh, Ctrl+shift+i

Name one besides John

>>alpha male, has tranny porn

topkek

me

no my niggereth. it is thou boy hole that shall be fucked.


mmmmmmm yes.


nigger.

nothing really, too embarrased to say anything even defend myself

No I mean maybe you did something fucked or you treat her like shit so she saw this as the opportunity to leave you

It just doesn't seem right she'd leave you just because of this. Is she like super fundamental christian or something?

lucky man

just opened the fucking thread to post spiderman pix ok?

You never heard of the grab her hands and squeeze like a mofo trick?

oh i see. fucc u

nah, shes just a posh tight little piece. she did break up with me, ive fucked her hard twice since then so its not so bad i guess, just doesnt want to hang out as often

Don't just let them kick you out, wtf..
Say something like:" Yeah I had a porn livestream open, she saw it and flipped out. She was screaming and punching me and I got scared. She kept on punching me and I got hurt, in all the fuss I punched her scared that she would hurt me more than she already had."
If you really need a place to live it's better to try than just giving up.

>alpha
>uber mad
>tranny porn
>skat
ur a fuckin faggot, not an alpha

you look at the scat you gonna have to pay for dat. scat fag shit jerker. you should have asked her to shit in your mouth.

THIS.

what? you mean like, smashing her hands? sound ok

yeab boi, say what you want and go vote for bernie lol

lol. You were never an alpha male, faggot. Fucking kill yourself, cuck.

just opened it to troll with spiderman pix
go fap with trannies elsewhere

np

say that to my face not online see what happen fag

Also: Give yourself some bruises, punch yourself really hard, scratch yourself and show it to them.
They didn't see what happened before they opened the door, and you're in power of making that story.

nigger you can just google spiderman meme.

don't try and fool us.

you are a dumb dumb nigger if you want to convince us you weren't posting in som scat tranny thread. you fucking


fucking
nigger.

>implying "cuck" is an insult that means anything at all

Cuckold you fucking faggot

you are a beta cuck that licks your roomate's toilet paper after he wipes and rub your cock all over his toothbrush because that's as close as your beta cock got to his mouth. now your girlfriend is sucking his cock in your bed.
you beta faggggggg

in this situation he is indeed a cuck.

his roomate is banging his bitch right now. ahahahah.