Tell me your problems and I will give advice

Tell me your problems and I will give advice

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im a loser

K hurt the side of my dick really bad and it healed with a bunch of scar tissue. Now it hurts and is all rough, been that way for years

do something hard
hydrocortisone cream can break up scar tissue over time. Important to remember to taper off of it.

This girl i like and have spoken to everyday for a month is flirting with me a lot but her friend always tells me she really doesn't like me. Help.

inb4 practice is the answer to everything

I have trouble flirting, just don't know where to begin, even if I compliment something it comes out as friendliness
plus I have no real goal in life

Im fat and short

I'm good at most things I do except the ones I really want to do.
>top of the class in a field i hate

An electric field of magnitude 190 V/m is directed perpendicular to a circular planar surface with radius 5.91 cm. If the electric field increases at a rate of 10.7 V/ms, determine the magnitude of the magnetic field at a radial distance 14.3 cm away from the center of the circular area.

Everyone I love or care about keep dying.

How do I lose my fear of death. I'm planning on committing suicide.

I feel extremely anxious about shit that most people arent, like if i with friends im fine but as soon as i get home i feel overwhelmingly anxious.

I'm depressed, been diagnosed by a doc and all that, taken the meds, dropped out of college 2 years in, been pretty much disowned by parents for it, cant get a job, no motivation to anymore either, last time I talked to a friend was 2013, sick of life

Girl I've fallen in love with talks with me all the time but she has been dating someone she is going to be meeting for the first time ever in 3 weeks for 9 months. What do?

Ight OP, I'll shoot something at you.

Lately I've been hearing strange voices telling me the most useless things. Apparently the block I've lived on my whole life is suddenly engrossed in it's own race war that even stretches to neighboring streets. It seems everywhere I go in a 2 mile radius has someone on 'the in', that wants me to join but only if I figure "it" out. I don't give a fuck about some racewar with neighbors who don't even bother to greet me. They confuse me with my brother who is almost a whole head taller than me and with a different hair color. How the fuck do you confuse an nazi thief with a fucking ginger?

I'm pretty sure I'm schizophrenic, since it happens to be a common problem in my family but it could also be hearing aids I've had since I was a babby. Other than all of this being in my head, what pisses me off the most is that this only started because our house quieted down. Now that they have the chance to make noise, they use it to talk shit? Fucking ungrateful faggots, we got most the tweakers off this block and you wanna yell and shout for them all to hear? I know people as a collective are stupid but this is just counter productive on a whole new level. If i'm gonna sit in my room and watch porn for a goddam day, then I'm gonna beat off while I'm at it. Jesus Christ.

So what do you think OP? Am I off my fucking rocker, or is the possibility of my house being bugged remotely believable?

[spoiler]Sorry for the tangent I don't feel like correcting my post.[/spoiler]

my face isn't in those tits

things wont get better but you can always hope

Just moved to a new area and don't know anyone.

Define flirting. Straight up asking her out is probably the best route. If a girl like you, she wont think thats weird after a month
flirtiness and friendliness arent that different. People just take it as friendly if the are unattracted.
Lose weight and hope for the best
life isnt a story. Almost no one would keep their job if they hit the lottery. Suck it up

Oh yeah and to make matters worse they met on FUCKING IFUNNY who the hell does that? Fucking sick of life giving me the middle finger.

Secinding. Please answer.

Need to get nudes op,

Teach me the ways

I rely too much on Sup Forums users to give me advice

similar question here
santarosa.edu/~rgauthier/Physics 52 Fall 2017/Practice Midterm Solutions/Practice Midterm #2 solutions.pdf
thats life
Eternity is scarier than death but I would consider every other option, including crazy ones before suicide.
whats different at home?

I haven't fucked this girl but I've told all my friends I have, we've been dating for 6 months and the only reason I am still in it is so we can maybe fuck so I'm not living a lie. I don't want to break up with her and have her tell people we didn't ever fuck when she brings it up.

Okay so define flirting...we quite often joke about going out. And I'd jokingly say "[ugly girl] is my new girlfriend" and she'll be like "no i am" and she'll call me b or babes.

how do i get my girlfriend to start cutting. iwant her to be a super cute alternative slut, wat gives?

Broke the ice with a cute girl somehow, was going to see her tonight but I think she's busy now. She's heavily into the outdoors.

Was it creepy for me to send her a few messages asking if she still wanted to hang out?

Honestly I'm not a creep, it's just we've got a lot in common and she's a very nice person. This is also the first time I've ever attempted something like this, due to crippling social anxiety.

Try a trade school, easy to get into, most people are dumbasses and a lot of the pay is ok, just hard work.
tell her you like her

Video games and tv shows is pretty much my life at my house.

My boss is gay and wants to fuck me. I'm not gay and it's starting to get a little uncomfortable. I love my job though, the pay is great. He was drunk last week and wanted to play truth or dare.

You fucking don't. If you want her to be a cutter, and she isn't then break it off.

i wanna have friends

He is literally obsessed with me. I make $42.59/hour so I can't quit.

Sue him for sexual harassment, get monies.

i feel like the magic between me and my gf has dissipated but i love her what do

I can not forget her..

It's like i reached all my goals in my professional life and everything became boring.
I'm thinking about becoming christian and dedicate myself to my potential family. That sounds extremelly stupid to me, but I couldn't think of a better way to spend my precious time in this useless life.

Gf became asexual, don't know what to do OP, please share some wisdom

Almost 21 and still a virgin. I've never really tried to get laid. I'd rather just have a girlfriend but most girls my age that I'm into are sexually experienced...

nvm i got quads shit is goin great op

Okay user! I have a difficult time achieving orgasm during sex with my boyfriend. There's no issue with size or anything physical, how do I tell him that I need some extra help without possibly bruising his ego? I tried to tell him last night but he seemed really hurt. I made a point to emphasize that it's just my physiology, not his efforts. Thank youuu :)

I'm an really overbearing jealous boyfriend. Everytime my gf doesn't text me within 10 minutes of me texing her I start to feel sick to my stomach. I constantly think she's cheating on me even though I know she isn't. How do I stop being such a little bitch?

Check em

This.
I asked this girl out about two weeks ago and she said yes but hasn't been able to come up with a day yet. I'm worried that she's lost interest, because anytime we talk it's me initiating but when we do talk she flirts and is generally all cute and shit. Is she as nervous as I am or is she looking for a way to let me down easily?

I'm super fucking paranoid and probably way over thinking the whole thing but I don't want to come across as either disinterested or pushy.

m8 see
I'm 25, it's never too late to try.

I would need to know more to give a definite answer.
Here is the current clinical criteria for schizophrenia
Do you:
>See and hear things that arent there
>are you more disorganized, more lack of motivation,
>have difficulty speaking(people asking you to eloborate or explain words) or
>lack of pleasure in things

The idea you present is very similar to schizophrenic paranoia and gang stalking delusion.
Giving a therapist a try wouldn't be a bad idea

Not OP but discuss options, like open relationship, breaking up peacefully?

I can't. I would never be able to get a job in my field. He starting to get grabby. I know one of these days hes going to reach for my dick. He's almost 60, divorced with two kids.

Unpopular in my teens, arrogantly self confident in my 20s, married and living the family life I never got as a child in my 30s, divorced, bipolar, and posting to Sup Forums in my 40s. I feel lost, confused, and completely isolated, and I really don't know who I am right now. I haven't had sex in 6 months and can't even begin to think about how I might find myself in a dating situation ever again.

How do I recover from this disaster that has erased everything about me that I thought made me myself?

Give him that fine Indian ass of yours.

My side bitch is getting clingy but I don't want to stop because she fucks like a pornstar and loves anal.

i dont want to break her down. i jus want her to cut.. itd be cute without the e

Yeah I'll let it go for tonight if she doesn't message me.

She's my neighbor though so I'll see her around anyways. Small town and I'm a recovering alchy so I can't really meet people the conventional way.

Honestly I've never had a relationship before so it's hard for me to detect if she was flirting, but she certainly didn't say no to my advances.

My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. We're planning to meet some time in the near future, and she is quite sexual. She says she would be disappointed if we didn't have sex when we meet, which, I guess is understandable, but it shouldn't really be a problem if we don't, right? I'm a 16 y/0 virgin and I don't really care much for sex, and we have had arguments about this a lot and it's really putting me off wanting to meet her. I'd try to talk to her about it but it would just result in more arguments. Help.

cant solve that one
Join groups, volunteer at animal shelters, read in the park and look for other people alone
where people meet doesnt affect the nature of a relationship
go to omegle college chat, make up a story about yourself that is funny enough to be worth telling but flattering to you.
Talk to girls and ask them for an embarrassing story about them, then tell yours.
Work on it until it makes sense and is fun to listen to.
The important part is to make the focus of the story some social aspect unrelated to sex but include sex in there relevant to the story.
You talked about sex without seeming like a thirsty creep and got the girl ready to share similar stories, easy from there.

I want to watch my fiancé take another guys dick. She's done it before but is hesitant to do it again. How do I convince her she wants to take a fat one?

I'm not Indian I'm Polish. I'm not going to fuck a dude.

I'm stuck in the fucking Marine Corps for the next 3 years.
Camp Pendleton was supposed to be the promised land. But I get here and it's just kinda boring.

Ex and I are still in love with each other and want to be together. My family hates her, hers hates me (I hate hers).

If you're in Poland you really don't have much of a choice. Take the job and run, hope he retires soon.

She's not asexual. She's just bored. Give her a break.
No problem here. Don't hurry up reaching goals. Find a nice girl who loves to spend time with you, and do the same enjoying yourself as much as you can.
I lost my virginity at 21 and I had to try three times before being able to get erect and have sex. Spent two nice years with that girl after that, she was one year younger than me and lost her virginity when 14.

I've fucked a dude and it's awesome

Trips confirmed. Bite the pillow.

Have you checked (these dubs) around in other nearby countries for jobs in your field?
I have some polish relatives who commute out of Warsaw to some other less poor europoor country is the only reason I ask.

Okay, I will let it out, just because I'm in the mood...

Long story short, my parents divorced, my dad I'm pretty sure is an undiagnosed bi-polar, he always swings between happy and fucking angry, he even threatened to kill my mom once, needless to say the divorce didn't end well for him.
Now I see him and I'm really sad, I see a broken old man, a former farmer that never got to adapt to living in the city, living alone, only working, the only thing he knows how to do, work. He is normal now, he has softened a lot (isn't angry all the time, damn he even tells some jokes every now and then), but I still worry about him, I don't want to lose him, but he is just so... fragile now. He has no-one but me (the closest to him) and my sisters... he doesn't even speak to his siblings (they're worse than him, most are really ill btw, different sicknesses), so even though he has been really mean to everyone, I don't want anything bad to happen to him, even tho' he sometimes is a pain in the ass.

So, what do I do? help him in whatever way I can or just... do a Homer-Grandpa Simpson on him?

Have they led you astray?
Then keep dating her until you do or just say she is pretending you didnt have sex after you break up.
could be could be friendly banter. I'd be much more direct and leave the comfort zone of your in jokes
Cut yourself
think of it like fishing. You really want a fish, but jerking the line before you get a bite will never help.
Strive to be the one who seems more aloof. If you only text her rarely and she stops texting back, she probably doesnt like you.
One text of hey, we still hanging out is fine, but even if she doesnt text back for a month, dont initiate again.

stop doing that and do other things
Stop being his friend and stop sharing sex stories with him and asking if hes bi. If it continues then, tell him youre uncomfortable, if its still weird then tell a higher up

I live in Canada now. This job is my bread and butter I would be broke if I took on anything else. I make my own schedule and take off however much time I want. If he retires it won't be for another 5 years. He's like this with everyone and nobody says a thing but he's taken a special liking to me for some reason.

I'm far too fucking ugly to ever get a girlfriend. I'm popular with everyone, always have been so it's not personality. Never been a poorfag, so it's not because of that. I'm just too ugly. I'm now 28 years old. Obviously the older I get, the uglier I will get. I can see no way out, but I don't want to be lonely anymore. Pic related

You are flirting with him.
You deserve this.
I hope he'll drunk rape you in a painfull way.

That pic is too dark. Here another

I can't stop being his friend. I see him everyday for 12 hours a day at work. I have tried to not respond to his texts but then I hear about it at work. He is the higher up. It's a smaller company with about 120 employees working in healthcare and he owns it.

What do you do? Does he pay you that much without the ability to get that pay elsewhere?
thats normal
thats fine, just dont act on it, it will go away in a year or so
if you want it then do it
Tell her sex is important to you and you cant date without it, then breakup
fake it, dont tell them youre a virgin and they'll just assume youre bad at sex. Not a big deal
Assuming youre a girl, have him lay on his back, and you lay on your back over him. Use his hand to masturbate, or hold his hand and a toy on you. Pretend you are doing it to tease him but really you are showing him how to get you off. He'll eventually like it and then do that during sex.

My mentality is, put my gf in situations where she might cheat on purpose, like a test. I dont have time to waste on cheaters. If my girl cant go out with her friends without sucking dick, I dont want to date her. Also, a girl can text you while she gets ploughed in the ass, so requiring frequent texts is pointless.

I'm not flirting with him I'm being nice to him. This guy is kind of intimating when he talks to you and he literally signs my paychecks. If he keeps all this up I'll straight up tell him. At least if he fires me or something I'll have all these texts to back me up,

Not OP btw

From one Sup Forumsro to another Sup Forumsro.

I've seen uglier (fake)ghetto-ass guys with a GF, and hotter dudes lonelier than us. My guess is that it has something to do with your personality. Apparently I'm too shy for some girls, so never got past a hookup even tho' I want something serious. Maybe you're too shy/socially awkward/needy.

You can do it, just change a few things.

BTW, don't get sad if a girl rejects you. What works with one may not work with another, after all they're as diverse as us guys in terms of what we want.

Also maybe lowering your standards will help, unless we're a Kalvin Klein model or a billionaire we won't get to have a supermodel. Trust me, I want to be with one too, but it just won't happen, so just be realistic in terms of what can you catch.

I am seriously considering shooting up my school. I have guns, but I need to do more. I don't want this to be some pussy ass shooting that only kills 1 person. I can probably make some homemade explosives, but I want this to be unique and memorable. What should I do?

Possibly wanting you to take charge. Here's something you can try:

You:Hey, want to meet up saturday night or sunday?
Her: Can't, sorrry, Soo busy with this thing :( :(
You:Ok, cool, see ya
Her:Heyy, we can still talk
You:I'll text you later, gotta focus on this thing
Her:Ok

Then dont text her till she texts you. She will think she is about to miss her chance if she likes you and if she doesn't like you then she'll never text back, so no loss.

Not OP here but sounds like you just got no game dude. Learn to dress nice/match your style or get a style if you don't have one. Once you get more game/confidence, you'll find someone if that's really what you want.

I look like this

Healthcare. He has contracts with all the local hospitals that nobody else in the city has. I could find a similar job in another city but I would have to commute for an hour and take a $10/hr pay cut.

how do i get my girlfriend to fuck allday everyday red & blue?

kys best option

I'm not shy. I'm not socially awkward. Seriously, not at all. I have loads of friends, including females. I get immediately friendzoned by every girl I've ever met. I've mentioned the fact that I'm too ugly to a few of my closest friends, both male and female. They all say I'm not, but I can see the look of pity in their eyes. They're lying to me. I'm getting very fucking close to ending it, I don't want to be miserable anymore

Oh good. That's pretty much exactly what I was going to do.
It may also be that she's kind of nervous about talking to her mother about dating
(she's 20 and the eldest of 7 and has to watch the younger ones regularly)
I just really want this one to work out because my last two were absolutely batshit and she seems so sane.

Can you give me some advice that I haven't thought of already?

This:
youtube.com/watch?v=8Yh_lyhG4eM

My crush of 6 years has no interest in me. It hurts when I see her flirting with other guys

Implies having friends doesn't make you socially awkward.
Socially awkward could mean you don't recognize your awkwardness.

Cut your fucking hair and work out, working out raises your test levels and losing fat lowers estrogen levels.

Trim ya eyebrows get a better haircut find something to be confident about yourself in get the fuck off the internet you dumbass

Throw yourself into something. Running, weigh lifting, piano, any of those things you see people go nuts over, try a few and go to classes and dont be afraid to make a fool of yourself, you will eventually find something life defining, which is what it seems you are missing.
Act clingy too, make her drown in sappy shit from you. She wants what she cant have probably
If you are uncomfotable having sex, dont. Dont let her pressure you. simple as that, you dont have to explain yourself.
make it a point of ego for her?Tell her how sexy she looks when she does it? Make it a role playing game?
boring is way better than what most people your age have
your family should respect your wishes and not be able to dictate your behavior
I'd help whatever way you can. Do things he likes, try to get him more involved in things
I see girls with uglier guys then that all the time. Keep trying, hard to give tips without details of your interaction with women. Good generic advice is treat them exactly like you treat guys but be receptive when they flirt.
Decide if putting up with it is worth the money, would he fire you if you straight up told him to stop?

No, I mean I make friends with basically everyone I meet. I have an extremely active social life. It's just that there's not a single girl on this entire fucking planet that finds me even remotely attractive.

>bromo
>wish you were here

You are a closet faggot, try sucking your boses cawk then ask for a raise... if u no wat I mean

I tried to have a conversation with a girl I liked on the last day of school but it was really awkward and had long pauses but she kept keeping it going somehow and it pains me that she was so nice and I was just being pathetic but I can't stop thinking of it and how her and I will never talk again
tl;dr how do I stop being a awkward beta boy

I hate myself which makes me hate everyone else and pretty much everything. The only reason I'm alive is because the impact suicide would have on those who know me.

Also I hate my job but I don't think it's specifically the place I'm working. Doing anything 5 days a week for extended periods of time bores the hell out of me. I don't want to do anything that much.

Get help and realize the attention you get from that wouldnt be respect.
She could be legit busy then
you dont look bad at all.
Do more exciting things, hiking etc, then get into the habit of fucking afterwards, then start doing two things a day
Realise you wont have her and having a 6 year crush is a mental issue
Practice talking to people you arent interested in, then talk exact same way to people you are

I'm putting up with it right now. I have bills I need to pay. I don't think he would fire me I have too much experience. He does control our hours though. We work 12 hour shifts and he basically decides how long they are. Some people he doesn't like he sends home after 4-6 hours. I get my full 12 everytime. He could cut back my hours but I hope he wouldn't.

I'm now waiting for her response after she reads it if I die it's going to be of a heart attack so just act like I killed myself.