What do you do /b?

What do you do /b?

The Christian i am, i offer him my ass to slap

Joke's on him, I don't HAVE a girlfriend.

>gamestop
>girlfriend
really?

pre order battletoads for the wi

turn 360 and walk away

This

Kek

Thank him for giving me a high five

>GameStop
>girlfriend
Pick one faggot

wait for him to turn around and cup his ass while whispering in his ear " can i get about three fiddy?"

Do you realize that you will walk again to the monster? And you will not only receive an ass kicked, you will also look as a dumb shit.

I'd just turn the other cheek

I would ask to gf if she liked that, if the whore says yes, i will say to him "keep her dude, i don´t like whores" and walk away, if she say no, i will say "apes will be apes forever" and accept my slow and painly death.

Get off Sup Forums newfag.

Slap his ads

kek

Good news, you're both getting laid! Wait... is sodomy still a sin?

Tell him to get down on the ground and wait for police. Oh, at gunpoint, don't forget that part. Fuck you, he's a big fucking nigger.
If he doesn't comply, 2 to the chest, one to the head, makes a big negro, very dead.

The ruse is strong

Make me, fag.

punch him in his face than probably lose like a man.

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"kind black gentleman, i ask you to please respect my significant other by not unstintingly and inappropriately touching her" - if i wasn't a Sup Forumsack

"nigger what in the fuck did your degenerate monkey hand just do? don't make me treyvon martin your ass"

>implying he would listen instead of beat your ass into a coma and drag your girlfriends to the top of the Empire State Building before the police arrive.

underrated

Slap him on the ass, then have my gf slap me on the ass. Fair is fair.

trick question.
>gamestop
>gf
>pickone

Ask him if he plays wow

>implying he's even big
>implying he's not taking the photo from a low angle and leaning back to make his arm pop more
>implying beach muscles mean fuck all in a fight
>implying he wouldn't swing haymakers and gas out in 5 seconds tripping over his feet
>implying implications

1. Commit Homicide.
2. Call Lawyer.
3. Nigger was a felon.
4. Case Dismissed.

The moment he makes a move, I'd shoot his black ass. Done. He's muscular, but not bulletproof. 230gr hollowpoints traveling 840fps will do to him what is necessary, and I've got 7 in the mag, one in the pipe, and 2 reloads.

>gamestop
>gf
>ass

Ask him why he slapped my hand for

>having enough time to unholster m your weapon before he lays you out with one punch as soon as your beta, gun-toting, faggot ass freezes in terror at an insurmountable enemy standing in arms length
Top kek. He would probably mount her right there on the counter while the customers and employees cheered.

This.

>Gamestop
>girlfriend
Pick one edge lord

Punch him in the jaw. 6"6 masterrace.

Pull out my CC 1911 and shoot him in the heard

"You have disgraced yourself & me. Prepare to draw steel fool!" -draw my katana and cut him using the 1000 slashes technique- "requiem et pace"

shoot him in the dick and yell " this nigger has a gun " run out of store with everyone else

bernie supporter

send a seven year old to fight him.

Walk casually behind him, kick the back of his right knee as hard as I can. Afterwords do a dive bomb knee to the back of his neck where his cerebellum and spinal column meet! Once he falls to the ground unconscious I'd proceed to stomp on his empty azz skull! At least three times and them follow up with a 2 single consecutive force palms with all of my body weight down on each side of his rib cage in an attempt to collapse both of his lungs! So in other words... I wouldn't do sheeeit....

Go back to 9fag

Who the fuck goes to GS anymore? Lrn how 2 Steam.

pull out my .44 magnum and as if he feels lucky and repeatedly shoot him. Once cops show up claim self defense, they probably won't care since he is felon and it's one less dumb ass in the world

Damnit dive bomb "elbow" not knee... what am I a noob? If I were to knee him I'd grab his head and pull as I thrusted my knee into the back of his cerebellum.... err duhhbb

I'm married, so if he slapped my girlfriend's ass I wouldn't really care all that much. She's a sidepiece, nothing more.

>As if he feels lucky
I doubt he would be feeling lucky, if George Zimmerman was in Gamestop with him

fuck steam piece of shit run by a faggot ass company

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>laugh
>take wife home
>fuck my wife
>jokes on him

You ain't praising that sun enough.

Apoligize to him, offerring my girlfriend as collatteral for him to not kick my arse.

KEK

Is that a man wearing womens underwear?

Well I would first call him a manlet cuck. Then I would engage in hand to hand combat with him, as I know that is not where his strengths lie. He would attempt to brandish some sort of weapon, at which point I would turn it upon himself, killing him instantly.

why is Sup Forums obsessed with bbc porn and traps

lol at 2nd part

assuming she's even want to duck u after an alpha just showed you up. lkek

knock him the fuck out cuz i'm not bitch.

Act like a beta until he turns away and then stab him in the back for a critical hit.

Hello newfag

gotta use that Spook spell so he doesn't hear you sneaking up behind him

I'd kick him in the balls.