NAME YOUR TOP SUICIDE METHODS ANONS

NAME YOUR TOP SUICIDE METHODS ANONS

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Being OP

Being OP

well I...

I need sonething more epic than that.

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Watching dragonball evolution and the last airbander in a row, without a break.

kekking till the memes aint dank no more

Loads of drugs, good tunes with headphones, porn on the tv.

Dieing

#1Join the military
#2 Traumatic overdose of experiment psycodelic
#3 office suicide, str8 up bleed on everyone.

Snu Snu

Drug overdose

Old age

Dying while jerking off in my neighbors bedroom

Dubs confirms

what substance would you recommend? just safe it and do a shitload of smack?

that's the way I'd like to go, good cover up as well.

1.Bullet to the head .357 or higher to get better results.
2.Hang self with strong leather belt from sturdy rafter.
3. Helium tank and oxygen mask. You'll drift right off to sleep.

> dank memes

I might go with 3. Where can i get the resources?

Rooollll

Not a dank meme

Careful with 3, have the pressure too high and you could literally blow a lung.

go into woods, alone, tell no one, take enough food and water to survive fr a week, then get to a comfy spot and stop eating and drinking, should be dead in 10-12 days max

Get in a fight with someone better than you.

>farm bees, harvest hundreds of them
>buy all the recreational drugs
>buy rabbits
>buy parakeets
>buy mice
>buy kerosene
>buy messy, gross fast food, like taco bell quesadillas
>take ecstasy and lsd
>buy all mayonnaise from nearby stores
>place mayonnaise in tub
>get in mayonnaise, spread that shit
>cage all animals in separate cages, and cover them in kerosene
>swallow 40 dxm pills and vodka
>drive to police station, swig vodka, smoke giant blunt, do line or two of coke, smoke some meth, maybe downers, snort PCP to go HULK
>swallow as much mayonnaise without throwing up
>wait until you feel nauseous
>blow remaining coke into all animals' faces
>run in naked, set animals on fire, set animals loose, release bees, jerking off and screaming all sorts of incomprehensible obscenities
>watch them try to catch you and arrest you with all the chaos you've caused
>as they're arresting you, throw up into one of their mouths, all of it, bonus points if it's a lady cop
>do more coke until you die of cardiac arrest or do something real stupid and get shot

drive off of freeway

Ah oh GETTING ASS RAPED BY A BLACK MAN IN JAIL shit what huh!?

W-wait you cough me off guard I can explain!!!

Helium bag
Carbon monoxide (car in garage)
Best 2 no clean up for those who find you. No blood or anything just your body and gas.

fly into Sagittarius A*

Best to make sure you're found soon otherwise you'll still leave a mess

Drowning in pussy

Actually, I've been thinking for a while how I want to go out, OP, and it's pretty specific. I want to be in a car accident falling off a hill with everyone in the car but me dying immediately. I want their bodies to be sprawled across the ground as our bodies were probably flung out of the car. With this, I want to be impaled by a tree but not enough to kill me. I then want to need to pull out the knife I always use on hikes, walks, and basically anything where I need to cut anything else to slowly slit my throat as I choke on my own blood and die slowly while being impaled by a tree from the center of my back

take a cyanide pill just before shaking hands with somebody whom you hate. when you shake their hand yell, "oh my good it burns" and then run around screaming bloody murder and accusing them of cursing you until you die. guaranteed good times.

Taking a hammer to the 1400 tons of explosives sitting in the Thames river

>Put bucket of liquid nitrogen on top of ladder
>Climb ladder
>Dip head into bucket
>When you pass out of oxygen deprivation, fall to floor and have head shatter.

If I had tried enough options to have a top pick, would you really want advice from me? Obviously I suck at suicide

i take 4 power bars, shove them up my tight pussy of an ass, then fuck shoot myself

Nice trips dude

Eating with this guy

3071 Rape video of the girl was leaked :)
(16 year old which was raped by 30 people and her boyfriend)

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Pass is included inside the zip.


Hail me for finding it.