Let's play a game niggers:

Let's play a game niggers:

You can either have one of any of these things OR what's in the box. The contents of what's in the box will be revealed after someone rolls 99. You cannot exchange your choice with someone else. You must pick one and live with it. You must choose before the box reveals its contents.

1.) Instant Teleportation to anywhere you want on Earth. You can only use this power once a week and you will fall asleep for 6 hours after use.

2.) Invisibility Dagger. Upon wielding the dagger every part of you becomes invisible, including clothing. However, the dagger requires you to murder someone once a month to keep the magic going.

3.) Invisibility Potion. If consumed, your body will turn invisible until you die. Does not affect your clothes. You cannot undo this effect. People still notice the sounds you make.

4.) Gain the ability to turn pure iron into pure gold. If you choose this ability, the whole world will be informed about you, your new superpower and your current location.

X.) THE BOX

gibe box pls

Uhhhh...box

Baux

Box

Dagger

box boss

teleportation for me

Inb4 baux gives you AIDS...

I'll take the dagger

reroll

Box

Boxbox

Boxboxbox

Give me the box peasant

2ndreroll

Box

instant teleportation

Boxx

give me the box

GIMME DAT BOX

open says me

whats in the fucking box

I'll take the dagger.

open sesame

Boxboxboxbox

Teleportation

spam the shit to open the box

2, easy choice

I'd take instant teleport.

Boxboxboxboxbox

Number two is obviously the best choice. Then I'd be just like my Mystic in D&D

Box

off by two

the box, the box!

I cast magic missile at the darkness

Boxboxboxboxboxbox

roll for box

gibe the box my boy

Boxboxboxboxboxboxbox

open

It's useless, you can't travel if you fall asleep right after the teleporting, the only use is once a week u get to skip the travel to wherever you are to your bed and get a good night

All of those things suck, Going box

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Boxboxboxboxboxboxboxbox

I'll take the box

guys just try and repeatedly type and try to wait for when its close to 99 before pressing enter

box probably

Boxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxbox

Teleport buddy

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

box

Made my decision. Open the box perhaps?

open it for fucks sake

99 get

WHATS IN THE BOX

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Fucking throw away the box

contribute to the cause of opening the box

dagger

open the fucking box

I need that box

box pls

3rdreroll

open it

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if i roll 99 now
please OP never reveal whats in the box

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, OPEN THE BOX

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box box

Box

box get

OFF BY FUCKING ONE YOU FOOL

show whats in the box nigga

yaaasws

open the fucking box my boy

Boxbox

Winrar

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WINRAR

HOORAY, HE DID IT, TIME TO OPEN THE BOX, now watch it be empty

Winrar

BOXBOXBOXBOX

WINRAR

Someone's telling me the 99 is there

>What is making a 24 hour journey in to a six hour 'journey'?

Open it OP!

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What's in the box??? I choose the box

Winrar open that shit

BOXBOX MOTHERFUCKERS

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Dunno

invisibility

99 has opened the box, in its interior, you heard a weak humming and a heartbeat, what could it be?... It seems... IT COULD BE...OH NO!

Open that shit

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would have chosen the teleport

it cant be that bad, just show us