Hey Sup Forums. I'm quitting my job right now. Trips decides what I text my manager.
Hey Sup Forums. I'm quitting my job right now. Trips decides what I text my manager
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Hello my manager, I would like to inform you that I will be quitting my job today. Thanks for understanding.
Tell him to hang himself with his belt.
Also a pic of keemstar sucking a dick cause it's kinda funny.
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Some of you guys are alright. Don't come in work tomorrow.
>bonus points if add pic of gun to text
Ive had enough of this infidel country im going to convert to islam and go and join Isis, im going to come back and shoot up the place before i fly out, allah akbar
Hello massser, its me >Insert name
Ey bby want sum fuk
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I want you to pound my tight butthole with your colossal manmeat, daddy
hey, i'm putting in my two weeks notice. also, i need two week paid vacation please. tia
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
ALLAH ACKBAR
There's a bomb in the loo.
strangers on the internet have made me do this. run while you still can
this
Also Bumping, im gonna need pictures of text
Hello (manager name) I just wanted to tell you that all this time I've been sticking (what you make/common workplace object) on and in my ass and been giving it to fellow coworkers/customers
roly poly ollie
this
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Don't go to school tomorrow.
bobobo bo bobobo
rolling for this. one of the few situations where this copypasta can still serve some use
this so much
What movie is that from, I could swear I've been it before but I can't remember it
Where do you work, OP?
If you can't say, at least tell us what you do.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Op is obviously a gangster from Japan who works at ground zero, his pic was relevant dumbass
I am going to go on a shooting spree at work. I have supplies and a detailed plan.
I have loved you for a long time. My hours next to you have both wonderful and agonizing, for I realize that you will never be able to return my affection.
The frustration has made my life difficult and I now fear that the distraction I feel when you are near interferes with work. I think the only way out is for me to quit. I so regret having to do this. After my last day, anytime you want to see me, come to my place so that I can make love to you as I have always dreamed.
Dear Sir,
I've been dunking my balls in the (commonly used item in your workplace) since the day I started. I've had this in mind during every single interaction we have had.
It has been my pleasure!
(Your name here)
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I work at a grocery store butcher block. The new cholo of a manager is a massive cunt and he sucks at everything he does. He's a manlet puerto rican with gauges and bald.
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Dunno, I just have the gif
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cHCEK EM
Text him
I'm a cuck faggot and wantt to suck your dick are you interested or not faggot?
Hey nigger fucker.
I'm fucking sick of this kike ass fucking shitty fuck job. Literally the only reason the building is standing is because I don't want to go the the inconvenience of being arrested.
Kindly kill yourself or fuck a goat.
holy shit roll
this
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Boss man I want you to know I've developed feelings for you and I'd like it very much if you let me peel your banana
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aint no one eva gon get trips u high in a kite
Fappity fap fap... Fap fap! That is all
WINRAR
I fuked ur mum fayget. She smells like a mule and fuks like 0ne too. Also I came in your coffee so ur basically gay now queer
Reroll!
>high in a kite
no u
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Satanic trips have spoken. Now deliver OP
i'm quitting to follow my true passion of becoming a transsexual pornstar
Diabolical
SATAN WINRAR
Winrar
"TRUMP 2016 MAGA"
I'll start tailoring my rolls based on this info. Thanks OP.
winwinwinwinwin
Omfg, this
SATAN TRIPS DEMAND IT
4/10
Satan trips make it acceptable
OP wont deliver
POST RESULTS OP
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I quit. Fuck you, fuck your job and fuck all of my co-workers. Dem kidz iz fagotz.
going for 111 or 222
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so close
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222 get
gimme a sec.
1 more try
holy fucking satan win!!
rolling for this gold
Listen here you fucking block hopper, you need to go back to the shithole you came from so you can pick me some damn coffee beans so you can afford to go back to your shitty apartment with Bacardi on your breath and fuck your ugly Puerto Potty women
rolling just send this gif over and over with no context
ROLLING KEK
RAWL
I fuked ur mum fayget. She smells like a mule and fuks like 0ne too. Also I came in your coffee so ur basically gay now queer
With all Due Respect sir Fuck you
So close
Not as good as the gun threat, but satan wins
deliver you fucking piece of shit
Reeee
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i fucking hate dirty niggers hitler did nothing wrong bush did 9/11 kappa kappa xd xd
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