Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Butts edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=4spkVX8z-vs
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youtube.com/watch?v=ao2BGrrnbpI
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlmk7xjsvZU
adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
youtube.com/watch?v=8WzxpuHSYKY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Claimed

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A PIMP, ONE SHIP IS BAD ENOUGH

Dont fucking bite me...

Oh not even just that, mine makes the godliest homemade tamales!

>demon's souls remaster
YES PLS FUCKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLS I'LL FUCKING BUY INFINITE WARFARE FOR THAT
>They fucking better not stop making soulsborne

>Skirt
>Thigh hight
>That strap on thighs for extra lewd
>Stripped pantsu
Stahp STAHP THE URGE TO FAP RISES

OH FOR FUCK SAKES

Mysterious, totally unexpected claim

youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A

kagami claimed
>back edition

This is as butt as I get. Keep your waifu PURE!

Well meme'd friend.

>last ever soulsborne
U wot m8y? Not even that big of a fan and that's disappointing.

There won't be a deal going on like with MGS so I'll have to hunker down and get it. It'll be worth it though~

>Snowboarding
Oooh that does sound chill. Is it wacky like SSX or more down to earth?

>Wew lad

That's a good difference man. Eh whichever is more available I guess. Kek, never bought one before.

>Best idol claimed

Milinda claim

Thanks qt

Butts you say?
>

I'm debating, do I push my tires tonight or do I play it safe and try to break them in first?

>Butts edition
Ayyy my shining moment!

Rikka claimed

Dont have a butts. Have a panty shot.

Miyazaki is a fucking hack
I hope thats just some epic ruse to stop the complaing that souls is being the new "cod yearly release" EVEN THO ITS NOT LITERALLY EVERY YEAR

>whoop whoop whoop whoop

>Butts?
>More thighs and butts.

Claimed

My fucking telegram app got baleeted and now telegram won't download

Yeah!
>We still have to play MGS too...
Its more of a realistic take. Has a absolutely massive mountain for free roam. And its free to play. Its a great chill game.
>You like?

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>hiding butt edition

> i don't really like or have anything in common with that's tiresome.
Welcome to my world :/
>mine makes the godliest homemade tamales!
You motherfucker!
I'm so fucking jealous..
Nice butt ;^)

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Maintain purity of your waifu!

Mercy! This threads gonna fucking kill me!

Times like these, feels gud to be mexican~

What's a waifu?

Generic QoTT: What's everybody's go to feels song?
youtube.com/watch?v=-rskKhBFZlE

Kyouko claimed.

>Woops, I slipped.
>No mercy!

I don't listen to a lot of feel music, but this song is pretty sad i guess ;-;
youtube.com/watch?v=LPZSO4M_-5c

youtube.com/watch?v=zoXLKgX0MgU

I swear I cant go ONE day without wanking..

Define purity?
Showin' a little butt isn't so bad.
As long as there's clothes on it.

Im sorry Shiro! It was just once! Milinda is still pure! No full lewds I promise!

I really don't have a feels song.
youtube.com/watch?v=f1tZ8YxzNCU
I like this though.

>Never bought one before
I am sure they have some of your waifu! Just buy one I got addicted and bought like 3 my first time

Back up dat ass too fat!

Thanks mate you too!

Hey mine isnt even that bad shes but backing it up!

Its my favorite song as well so 2 in one
youtube.com/watch?v=4spkVX8z-vs

>y....you mean this combo?

much better milinda
much better

>too good?
hows this?

>

>remind you

its fine, you havn't gotten a remodel yet


sorry its hard to post and play WoWs at the same time

I'm sorry...
At least mine does some great meat pie~
youtube.com/watch?v=KQu8FOjJXdI

Still havent gone more than 1.5 lewd.
Sacrificed Sons - Dream Theater
youtu.be/3nBpLzNwkZw

STAHP

>Legs

I have a feels album. I just go listen to the entirety of The Black Parade if I'm not feeling up to par.

>pic

I SECOND THIS we getting too good now!

>Panic Rikka

I think your skirt might be slightly too short to hide anything.

>legs

Oh, sorry office. May I see your badge?

Kek

Geek/nerd legos
:^)

Not better than tamales~

GUYS STAGHP IM ONLY ONE GUY, I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH

Pull ovah dat ass too fat.

Kek, what if it's a new series?

Kek, yeah we still do. It's probably still a nice game but ubertricks spiced things up. Ayy free makes everything better.

>Of course princess, but let's not get to saucy~

>inb4 edgy
youtube.com/watch?v=ao2BGrrnbpI

Kek, you dove right in. Yeah I've seen a few but never thought about it. That may change.

>Stopping is a bad idea.
Good legs.

Thanks lad!
Have fun with WoWs~
C'MON MAN
lemme have something to make me happy...

Uh yes sir, you may see my badge, as pictured here.
>

>Officer Shiro

>what about Nyanagato?

>getting too good

>posting the rikka butt bounce

No such thing as too small of a skirt

I have been, battleships are fun if you play them right

Time to sleep for me.

Have a good time everyone.

nighty night coco

>konata

super cute.. wana maryry

If it plays like souls, fine

Sigh.. guess its time to wank..

Oh finee

NO

Sleep well kyouko

Well if you say so. You're probably the authority on the subject.
Can't say i wear skirts all too often.

Ohhhh go for it! I should totally get one of your girl she is adorable I bet there are some good ones

>Stopping is bad
You are right just keep going I cant take it

No problem friend! Oh shit qt in a kimono!

Hey hey hey in my defense your pics are way better then that gif

hmmmm, i don't know if it's sad, but it reminds me of pinkly smooth!!!
a classic!!! that song is pretty good at cheering me up!
i've never liked much rap but i can listen to a lot of eminem!!!
nice!!! weezer's a great band!!!! pork 'n beans is a fun song to play on guitar!!!
naaawww that's not edgy, i know a lot edgier songs than that!!

>claimed

wew lad
Its getting hot in here...
>

You can still do some ridiculous tricks. I just landed a quad front flip tail grab... kek
>I think we can do that.
>Looks like you are getting in on this too ;)
>

>goddamn, these thighs are getting too good
Yeah, battleships are a ton of fun when you play them correctly!
Goodnight~
Thanks~
>kimono
>
>wew lad

Mah nigga, yeah it does the trick when Im having the feels

lyrics are sad ;-; and i have pinkys 2 of them :O

PURITY! I WILL NOW PURIFY YOU!

Just give in and fap already

Get a life you fucking losers.

You are the epitome of low life. Imaginary, animated, "wives"? Jesus christ. Go get a job and clean up your room you pedophiles

Stop this instant!

>legs are getting too good
they have to be top tier
>big 7

>pics better than the gif

pfff that gif is a classic

I am now the leg authority, i take this whole heartedly.

MORE.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlmk7xjsvZU

AS IF I HAVE A CHOICE
Ugh now Im gonna be more awake afterwords..

>>pedophiles
>nice loli

friendly reminder ~

>>big 7
oh...
>

im sorry, i skipped you guys....fuck im tired lol
i love the music video for that song!!!
>dream theater
all of the yes, good taste user!!!

not to mention, you guys speak some sort of odd, action-based, sequential, imaginary dialogue. It's really fucked up and weird. It shows how your brain is starting to stop functioning normally from lack of social exposure.

Oh shit, cyber police.

W-wh-wha-what?

This bitch is into anime play, she's mine
adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695

Hahah I get it all these fuckin shity Chinese cartoons

Sigh... brb gotta fucking wank thanks you niggers being too lewd

Obligatory claim.

infant*
Sup Forumsgee
pic

konata.....you're funny lol

Sleep tight.

It's a FPS :^)

Thanks for the reassurance. Was never into the goth/emo scene but the music is great.

Aww aren't you flattering. Yeah I've seen a few on J-List and other sites. I'll add it to the list of shit I need to buy.

Now that sounds badass, want to see someone do that in real life though kek.

>I-I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm a gud boi, dindu nuffin.

The leg authority? Sounds like the best kind of police.

nice

Nah you gotta nut so hard you immediately pass out

Shit, that's only the tip of the iceberg, calm down there buddy. Ever hear of foreplay?

already got 15 mousepads this way
5 for work

mandatory cc claim

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL UP???

Yo dude, what's going on? Sleep well?

Hand.

Where's Spike when you need him!?

Thought you ignored it kek
Have a good wank you weakling~
Heya handsome

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>scars on broadway
mugi confirmed for good taste, i think my favorite song from them is universe

thanks love pic

Would love to play it on Bass!

Oh come on you just got everything dont you

>its a classic
Yeeaaaah and I love it I just rarely use it.

Boobs are best

J list is pretty good I have yet to buy anything off a site where I have to convert currency. I aint down for that shit but J list and amazon are a nice start. I usually buy my rare figs at Cons

that's me

Ive foreplayed plenty of times with my ex, only to pushed off so she can climax in the toilet..

Piece of shit.. SHIT, havent had a wank in days and then ya decided to go lewd!

Yeah man, had some good sleep today. Got my hair cut and such. Just got banned from Omegle so my night's shaping up nicely.

How are you?

Milk.
>pets

Heyo, beautiful. How are ya?

you cheeky user
w-what

wew indeed...

B-But I haven't done anything wrong!

kinda like this youtube.com/watch?v=8WzxpuHSYKY
>Take a look at what your doing in that pic there Maki... Its okay to admit it.