ITT: things you like that you would never admit to IRL

ITT: things you like that you would never admit to IRL

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I wanna fuck my boyfriend in the ass with a strapon

I curl my toes when I cum.

your mom

I like to jerk off in the bathroom at work because the sound of other guys shitting makes me hard, and i like the smell

That i have automotive "carburetor fucker" shots of my truck...videos of fingering the throttle body and stuff...

Why wouldn't admit to that IRL?

Why dont you just use your dick?

That I am on 4 chan. Don't wanna be associated with you faggots in real life

Back to back episodes of The Powerpuff Girls.

It's so addictive. toon.is/browse-powerpuffgirls-videos-2-date.html

I smell my gfs sweaty panties and yoga pants and rub one out while ahes in the shower after a workout

Ive reached tier 4 furfaggery....ive been saving money for a suit and camera equipment...dont need to explain the rest

this
i dont understand how so many people post their face every day.

I was an informant of a major operation that issued 4 life sentences, 12 terms between 10 and 30 years, and still had to do time.

Tell him. Bet he'd be into it.

I once stuffed my ass with a peeled banana. The banana got inside and tried for a full hour to get it out. Only half of it went out. Or did I used two bananas... I can't remember, I was 14 and now I am 20. Oh, I wasn't very hungry the next day

I really wanna take a hot facial

Loli. Especially the realistic western works.

I never look at carrots the same way

Real ass dude here as well
>radical neonazi group member, unmarked...getting tattoos is fucking retarded
>stabbed people
>been shot at
I wish we all could be gods hand user

I sucked my dog's dick, no regrets

Those are the people who are outcast and want to be friends with Sup Forums
The lowest of the low

...rate?....i guess?

Check

Same

I'm not that kind of person, I was 16 and really horny. Bisexual btw

I once tried to stuff a finger on a dog I was taking care of. The bitch was old (12?) so I couldn't find it. Well, I guess I did but I couldn't know it was

Neither am i lol just implying

I like cocks but not men

How the actual fuck does that even work?

Trap lover?

I browse Sup Forums.

I ah...did this irl

futas

i would never admit i had a tooth fetish
or at least not how big it is

Insecure fags, scared your fake friends will leave you once they find out?

Topkek. If you're here you want to be here. Nobody's forcing you to click the daily trap thread, but you still do. You're like niggers ashamed of their skin colour, absolutely disgusting beans.

>le I want to suck cock but consider myself straight closet fag

Kill yourself.

I fucked a gypsy and came down her throat.

Can you spank it to just teeth?

Nope, I just like a nice looking dick. It gives me a boner. I'm not attracted to men in any other way

I guess It's like a fetish or some shit

I don't want to suck any cocks

yes, but they have to fit a particular criteria and i'm quite selective

never sucked a dick but way into bestiality here. Always wanted to find a girl that was also into it.

Just putting this out there...you dont have to reply with a random guys dick pic....dude

I stick my finger in my ass fart then sniff it

I want my girlfriend to fuck me in the ass with a strapon

And then there is this fucker...

I've fucked like 10+ dudes in their ass without a condom and blew my load inside them, then immediately left and never talked to them again.

I've also fucked like 20+ guy's wives/gf's without a condom and filled either their pussy or ass with cum while their click guy watched, half of them lapped up my cum that was dripping out of their girl.

I've somehow never had an std and am still clean, stopped the random casual encounters stuff like two years ago.

Craigslist is one hell of a drug.

No worries bro.
I have a pretty intense cum fetish, I get ragers when I see a huge load.
Zero fucks about the rest of the faggotry, I only like the cum.

lol fetishes never fail to make me chuckle. The possibilities are literally endless.

...

rekt

In my culture that would be considered haram.

My statement stands...

what the fuck

I got fucked up teeth...rate?

Get your own dick faggot

lmao

my favourite are when the upper and lower canines can't touch each other when they bite down
male or female?

Explain what you want fur bro

Oh yeah, my step sister has decent sized canines and I think it's pretty hot but I could never fap to straight teeth

Sup Forums

What does it fell like to have a dick in your ass? I really wanna take a dick in the ass.

I wouldn't mind having sex with a nice looking ladyboy at least once in my life.

>Straight teeth
Teeth now have a gender
Im fucking done
Goodbye

Making a video mate....just sayin....

Weird... you want to try to squeeze it out. I am not sure how people can like it

I want to die. More than anything else. Even when I'm happy I want to die.

Check out 15 year old girls

Would suck dick if asked, really want to experiment with guys 18-30

Would let basically anybody disease free suck my dick

Fap to pissing

Have alcohol problem

I can easily flip a switch to be a sociopath. The majority of my life I am empathetic, but I have the ability to become cold for extended periods of time.

Well, I'm behind the username "Anonymous" so I guess I'll confess somethings.

>I'm into ovi
>I can quickly and easily get myself off to interracial, but when not masturbating the idea of sex not being between the same race is a pure sin to me. So much so that my dog is a purebred.
>I spent two thousand dollars on a really nice PC set up. Its got a GTX 980. I've owned it for 3 months but the game with the highest graphics intensity i've played since I got it is Gmod. Don't get me wrong, I have GTA V, Chivalry, and plenty of other games this beast can run in my library, but I choose not to.

it's a shame it's pretty much impossible to tell a person's gender by their teeth, not even dentists can do it

Tried to suck my and fuck myself off
Failed

You're fucking stupid dude, I meant that I couldn't look at a picture of straight *UP* just teath, as in a close-up picture of teeth

You just reinforced why I don't want to be associated with you fags.

i'm flexible enough to do it, but my dick is too small
wouldn't suck my dick anyway

You both suffer from nigger autism

Kek.
I have a rig with dual 970s and all that shit, psu died on me like a week after I built it.
Never fixed it, sits in my closet now.

Edgy

I like wearing dresses because they make me feel pretty. I like pretending every one gives me glances and I'm wanted. It makes me feel like a sexy happy girl. It actually changes my mood and mentality drastically. Just dresses though.
But I ain't gay, still into chicks. Would bang one in a dress.

I like looking at people and seeing how much muscle they have, both male and female, and imagining killing and eating them. I feel the more lean the muscle the better the meat.


Maybe something's wrong with me but I am here aren't I?

>implying i didn't get the joke

I watch shemale porn

Stop posting pictures of teeth

You guys want some carb fucker shots?

Had first Gay encounter a few months back and I can say it was awful, I thought I would like having a real cock in my ass but I hated every second of it.
I love sucking dick, but I don't find other men sexually attractive in any way.
Wife pegs me and I love it though...

I am totally empathetic to cats and kids and shit, but if you are older than ~12-15 I could watch you die without issue.

I pretty much don't feel bad for anything shitty that happens to anyone.

My girlfriend has broken up with me multiple times over the last two years, and went on to make out and do everything but sex with other guys. Whenever she tells me shit about her encounters with her most recent fling, I get so jealous and angry that I break things and make holes in walls, and she knows this. What she doesn't know is also how much it turns me on whenever I'm trying to find something to fap to. I've been trying to find a way to suppress the cuck fetish but eh...

Tbh id rather look at teeth than dicks, half the threads on b are dicks

This guy just wabts to see more dicks

I fucked your girlfriend yesterday you cuck faggot

Any sexual interest in chevys?

Why don't you kill yourself?

k e k

>states i dont want to see anymore dicks
>autistic user thinks i want to see more dicks
>mfw

Like this?

You're one of us. Sooner you realise this sooner you'll be less of a faggot.

Are you me?

post pic of what you like pls

My dubs dont lie
Its called a hidden request
Autism is a horrible go to insult, you autist

>stop drinking

Life dilutes after

Replies are replied to with dicks

>b-but I don't want dicks

Maybe you're just slow